Chapter 2
Bella’s bruises where healing, both Edward and Jacob were glad for the bruises reminded them of something they didn’t want to be reminded of. For Edward they reminded him of how close he had come to hurting her and for Jacob they reminded him of how he was leaving Bella in the hands of a cold monster.
Edward had gone to hunt when Bella’s doorbell rang. Bella was humming a happy tune while unpacking boxes of her and Edward’s belongings, getting settled into their new home pagina made her feel like she and Edward were somewhat a normal couple. She hoped it was Alice but life was cruel enough to make it to be Jacob. “What are u doing here Jacob, please leave” she zei softly. Jacob gave Bella a playful grin and zei “Don’t worry I just wanna talk I won’t bite unlike some people of should I say vamps”. Bella couldn’t help but chuckle at Jacob’s little vampire joke, “You’re an idiot.”
Jacob suddenly grew serious and stepped closer to Bella and huskily zei “He’s dangerous u know?” Bella’s breath hitched when Jacob stepped closer to her, the heat radiating from his body was almost breaking down the barriers she had built to protect herself from his werewolf charm. ‘How can he still affect me like this?’ Bella thought to herself, ‘I am hopelessly in love with Edward aren’t I?’ “Hello? Earth to Bella, are u listening to me?” Jacob half yelled rudely awakening Bella from her thoughts. “Please Jacob, I love Edward, he’s my life. He completes me, don’t do this” Bella pitifully said. Jacob almost believed her when she zei that but the fact that she had not looked him in the eye told him a different story. “I won’t let u go Bella, nothing can come between us” he zei stepping closer Bella.
As if on cue, Edward suddenly appeared between them letting out a blood curling hiss “Stay away from her u stinking dog!” Jacob was immediately aware of what he saw as a threat; the way his breath reeked of animal blood and his vice-like grip on Bella who was quietly wincing. “Let her go!” Jacob yelled and before he knew it Edward was attacking him, Edward knew he didn’t need his super-speed. Jacob had not yet shifted which meant he was vulnerable, Bella instinctively grabbed Edward’s hand to stop him. However, Edward’s inner demon had taken over and without thinking he pushed away whatever was holding his hand flinging it away like it was paper.
Jacob’s hart-, hart felt like his was breaking into a million pieces when he saw Bella being flung across the room like that. He was not concerned that Edward was about to attack him. He was only concerned about the precious girl he loved who was now lying very still on the cold hard floor, she wastoo still. It felt like time was frozen, he couldn’t move, seeing her like that was traumatising. Edward had not even realised what he had done as he went in for the kill, with Jacob still in his human form he was sure he would finally kill the bastard. Edward leapt for Jacob, ready to end him right then and there. Nothing would stop him now.
Bella’s bruises where healing, both Edward and Jacob were glad for the bruises reminded them of something they didn’t want to be reminded of. For Edward they reminded him of how close he had come to hurting her and for Jacob they reminded him of how he was leaving Bella in the hands of a cold monster.
Edward had gone to hunt when Bella’s doorbell rang. Bella was humming a happy tune while unpacking boxes of her and Edward’s belongings, getting settled into their new home pagina made her feel like she and Edward were somewhat a normal couple. She hoped it was Alice but life was cruel enough to make it to be Jacob. “What are u doing here Jacob, please leave” she zei softly. Jacob gave Bella a playful grin and zei “Don’t worry I just wanna talk I won’t bite unlike some people of should I say vamps”. Bella couldn’t help but chuckle at Jacob’s little vampire joke, “You’re an idiot.”
Jacob suddenly grew serious and stepped closer to Bella and huskily zei “He’s dangerous u know?” Bella’s breath hitched when Jacob stepped closer to her, the heat radiating from his body was almost breaking down the barriers she had built to protect herself from his werewolf charm. ‘How can he still affect me like this?’ Bella thought to herself, ‘I am hopelessly in love with Edward aren’t I?’ “Hello? Earth to Bella, are u listening to me?” Jacob half yelled rudely awakening Bella from her thoughts. “Please Jacob, I love Edward, he’s my life. He completes me, don’t do this” Bella pitifully said. Jacob almost believed her when she zei that but the fact that she had not looked him in the eye told him a different story. “I won’t let u go Bella, nothing can come between us” he zei stepping closer Bella.
As if on cue, Edward suddenly appeared between them letting out a blood curling hiss “Stay away from her u stinking dog!” Jacob was immediately aware of what he saw as a threat; the way his breath reeked of animal blood and his vice-like grip on Bella who was quietly wincing. “Let her go!” Jacob yelled and before he knew it Edward was attacking him, Edward knew he didn’t need his super-speed. Jacob had not yet shifted which meant he was vulnerable, Bella instinctively grabbed Edward’s hand to stop him. However, Edward’s inner demon had taken over and without thinking he pushed away whatever was holding his hand flinging it away like it was paper.
Jacob’s hart-, hart felt like his was breaking into a million pieces when he saw Bella being flung across the room like that. He was not concerned that Edward was about to attack him. He was only concerned about the precious girl he loved who was now lying very still on the cold hard floor, she wastoo still. It felt like time was frozen, he couldn’t move, seeing her like that was traumatising. Edward had not even realised what he had done as he went in for the kill, with Jacob still in his human form he was sure he would finally kill the bastard. Edward leapt for Jacob, ready to end him right then and there. Nothing would stop him now.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that u and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her u are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that u and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her u are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever u can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When u go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what u will be doing in five minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. emai her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever u can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When u go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what u will be doing in five minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. emai her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
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