this was a moment of reading random ways to freak people out.

1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh u do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if u sit at a bureau on your own turn to the empty bureau and cry "oh Edward my love how i wish u were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if u are sitting volgende to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a goud band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i just got married last night to my gorgeous edward cullen." sigh dreamily.
5. throw a bureau at the blackboard then exclaim "no one understands the problems that being a cullen entails!!"
6. if it is interesting facts about yourself dag stand up and say loudly "I am 109 years old" then describe in detail everything that happened in your life including your conversion from mortal to immortal and then say "It is so easy for u humans." sigh theatrcally.
scream at your teacher "I have gratuated over seventy times been to ivy leaugue colleges and u sit there like the worlds biggest know it all i know meer in this particular subject than u do ugh the horror i hate u all." run out of class.
7. if someone sits volgende to u verplaats your chair as far away as the bureau will allow glare at them and hiss undetr your breath "oh no I knew i should have hunted today."
8. pay a friend too call u in class answer and say "why did u do that emmet. I mean I know how appealing she spiering, spieringen to u but there was no excuse to kill her and drink her blood." (say this very loudly) then hang up run out of the class saying something about a family emaergency.
9. do not eat of drink anything at school EVER then at the end of the school dag sigh theatrically and say "finally now i can go and hunt."
10. buy goud & blackcontact lenses wear black ones at first then the volgende dag change dag alternate every few weeks.
11. start humming Bella's lullaby very loudly then when everyone is staring say "what is your problem jeez don't u know it's rude to stare?"
12. pretend to be on the phone arguing with Alice and snap "no i will not drink mrs ....'s blood i am perfectly in control." then snap the phone shut.
13. scribble out your last name on each of your school boeken and write Cullen instead.
14. pay one of your vrienden from another school to walk into your class and say "come with me Aro has been expecting u and has grown tired of your games." in a very sinister voice at which point u start to snarl very loudly shove away from your bureau and crouch then spring at the friend knocking her out of the door make her scream. rip your overhemd, shirt mess your Blazer and walk back into class saying "well she won't be a problem any meer grin evilly at everyone.
15. walk into school with tomaat sauce on your face whenever someone asks say u had a midnight snack. if they ask what it was shrug and reply "a mountain lion."
16. sit motionless and do not change your facial expression if the teacher asks u a quiestion (remember to look far away and distant) say "oh my god your gonna die after school" make the death as gory as possible.
17. walk into class then fall to the ground screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S JAANNNE OH NOOOOOOO!" then stand up and look around u looking embarresed.
18. Get a friend (he has too be tall like emmet.) to run into the class shouting "Rosalie she has left me!"
19. answer evry vraag that the teacher asks u in a very bored voice like u have knew all this stuff for ages. Don't even look at them when they ask you.
20. sigh alot and roll your eyes and mutter under your breath "this will drive me mad and that is a very hard thing to do to a vampire oh my god." continue like this for the whole lecture.
21. take a bottle of tomaat juce into class and sit on your bureau (make a label that says o-negative) and very cassually drink throughout class muttereing "mmmmm... mountain lion bllod yum" then laugh manically at everyone making faces at there water.