1. Edward Cullen- There are some things money can’t buy. For all the rest there’s Edward Cullen.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … raket proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but u can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge u to a race but we would obviously win.
9. Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
10. Boys are whatever. Vampires are forever.
11. Only a vampire can love u forever.
12. Everyone can bite but vampires bite the best.
13. When u tell us to bite you, u might not wake up.
14. We take our avondeten, diner seriously. Always with a side of blood.
15. u wonder why u don’t see us eating out at restraints. How well do u think the server would react to this…? “Yes. I’ll have the lam uncooked and all the blood in it please.”
16. We take the saying ‘eat your hart-, hart out’ literally.
17. Don’t piss me off. I’ll get my vampire on you.
18. Some people have dogs to keep safe. I have vampires to keep me safe.
2. Breaking Dawn Confession #6- Jacob’s not missing… I keep him locked up in my basement.
3. Bella Swan- Conquering the paranormal world one accident at a time.
4. Breaking Dawn- I will never look at my pillows the same way again.
5. Mercedes Guardian- Body armor. Four hundred pounds of body armor and … raket proof glass. Nice
6. Forks- Population: 0 Jasper went a little nuts.
7. Carlisle Cullen- Hello my name is Carlisle Cullen but u can call me Dr.Sparkly.
8. The Cullens-We’d challenge u to a race but we would obviously win.
9. Screw being a princess. I want to be a vampire.
10. Boys are whatever. Vampires are forever.
11. Only a vampire can love u forever.
12. Everyone can bite but vampires bite the best.
13. When u tell us to bite you, u might not wake up.
14. We take our avondeten, diner seriously. Always with a side of blood.
15. u wonder why u don’t see us eating out at restraints. How well do u think the server would react to this…? “Yes. I’ll have the lam uncooked and all the blood in it please.”
16. We take the saying ‘eat your hart-, hart out’ literally.
17. Don’t piss me off. I’ll get my vampire on you.
18. Some people have dogs to keep safe. I have vampires to keep me safe.