Thirsty
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are u talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are u so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? u keep me here and u won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad u are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... u want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an uur of else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank u my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did u just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: u mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If u become a vampire u will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never zei that!
Me :: But u implied it...
Heidi :: Do u know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. u just told everybody u didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet u $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet u $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the volgende uur then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get u to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did u invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their emai adresses. Do u want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An uur later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: hallo guys. What's up? Love your new scars! Do I know you?
Emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.
Emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!
Emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
Emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
Emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at Emo Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push u all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want u guys to die. I'm a brave girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are u talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are u so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? u keep me here and u won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad u are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... u want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an uur of else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank u my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did u just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: u mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If u become a vampire u will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never zei that!
Me :: But u implied it...
Heidi :: Do u know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. u just told everybody u didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet u $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet u $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the volgende uur then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get u to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did u invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their emai adresses. Do u want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An uur later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: hallo guys. What's up? Love your new scars! Do I know you?
Emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.
Emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!
Emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
Emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
Emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at Emo Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push u all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want u guys to die. I'm a brave girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Jacob Black is Bella's best friend. He is a Quileute Native American and a werewolf, later revealed to be a shape-shifter as he doesn't transform on the full moon. In Twilight, Jacob plays a minor role, being a forgotten childhood friend of Bella's. In an attempt to learn meer about Cullens, Bella flirts with Jacob, and he tells her tribe legends about them being "the cold ones", of vampires. After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, Bella spends much of her time with Jacob, trying to heal her broken hart-, hart and verplaats on. Though at first only a friend, Jacob later falls in love with Bella. Although he spends most of his time in Eclipse trying to win Bella, in Breaking Dawn he imprints —an involuntary process in which a werewolf finds their soul mate— on Bella and Edward's daughter, Renesmee.
