Twilight Series Article: Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!.... x

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Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!.... x

posted by AliceRoxx

Edward and Bella New Moon Poster ;)

Just some random phrases and sayings that seem to relate to Twilight these days..... x

u know your obsessed when u look at your boyfriend/husband and say 'Sparkle, Damn it, Sparkle!'

The strangest thing happened yesterday, I went out into the sun and I didn't sparkle :(

I never got my Hogwarts acceptance... So Forks here I come!

Edward will love me one day, he just doesn't know it yet... But Alice does!

I now have a different perceptive of Volvo drivers....

I officially have OTD [Obsessive Twilight Disorder], Carlisle diagnosed me ;)

Do u want me to provoke the Volturi and blame it on you?

Do that again and I will so give u a papercut infront of Jasper!

I'm feeling calm... Japser must be around ;)

Why can't Dr Cullen save us from the swine flu?

I got my Hogwarts acceptance and was just about to board the Hogwarts express when I got a phone call... Forks High School has a spare place!

Cedric Diggory didn't die, he went to party with the vampires!

So what if I'm in love with a fictionary vampire/werewolf? It's very common, u can Google it ;)

They say 'An appel, apple a dag keeps the doctor away', but if your doctor is Carlisle, screw the apple!

I hear a thunderstorm... Anyone wanna play baseball?

No Hogwarts acceptance, no Narnia in my wardrobe and no meer single Cullens! What is there to live for anymore?

I'm going to watch Twilight; I don't have the strength to stay away from it anymore!

Warning: Reading Twilight may have side effects! (These include obsession/ depression/ false love/ false sense of reality etc) Consult a doctor if symptoms persist. Dr Cullen?

I say sleep tight... and do let a Cullen boy bite!

I say Peter Pan is so out! There’s only one boy I want sneaking into my room at night...

I'm looking for a boyfriend – Must be ice cold, immortal, strong, drink animal blood, sparkle in the sun and have the surname Cullen. Other needs not apply.

I'll be so excited when New Moon comes out even Jasper won’t be able to calm me!

If u say u hate Twilight I will La Push u off a cliff!

My favourite hobby is running after silver Volvo’s screaming ‘Bite me!’

I knew this guy called Bob. Bob zei Edward and Jasper aren’t real. Now Bob needs a funeral.

I think I have a fever... Edward will be here in a min to cool me down...

I think I might go trick-a-treating in Forks volgende year... I hear there’s lots of eye candy...

Dear Santa, leave Edward under my boom before Rudolph gets hurt!

Meanwhile in the little town of Spoons...

My Fave Twilight Poster :D

I_Love_Cullen, groovychicklisa and 10 others like this

maja3322 Haha, that was SO good. I especially liked the Hogwarts/Narnia/single Cullen one :D

AliceRoxx Lol thank you I like that one too :D x

twilight_james love it!!!! im am SO looking at that everyday! and it can go up on a poster in my wall!

AliceRoxx Awww thank you x Lol :D

KathyHalliwell "No Hogwarts acceptance, no Narnia in my wardrobe and no more single Cullens! What is there to live for anymore?" Exactly my point!!! "I knew this guy called Bob. Bob said Edward and Jasper aren’t real. Now Bob needs a funeral." Poor Bob. Though he did deserve it. How dare he say bad things like that.

AliceRoxx Haha lol I'm so glad you enjoy them x I'll keep posting more every fortnight or so, so make sure you keep a look out? x :D

KathyHalliwell Of course :)

Milena96 This thing is very cool, like it!!!!!!!

Milena96 "I got my Hogwarts acceptance and was just about to board the Hogwarts express when I got a phone call... Forks High School has a spare place" Wish I'm that luck!!

AliceRoxx Haha I know totally x Imagine if that were... say Harry Potter? Lol Harry and Potter and Edward Cullen in a fight, now THAT would be hilarious! Whip his butt Edward! x

Milena96 Yep, that would be sooooo cool!!! heheh...... vampire and a wizard!!!!!

AliceRoxx Haha maybe Jacob would join in as well... Ooh vampire + wizard + werewolf = I'm likin' the sound of this! x

Renesmee_XD I say sleep tight... and do let a Cullen boy bite! Haha that was the best one ;L

AliceRoxx Thank you! That was a personal fave of mine too :) x

teamedwardgirl funny!!!!!!!!!!!i like it!!!!!!!!!!

Hellohoudini I bow to the the master!

WildCherryWolf I love these to absolute, cold vampire death, and yet to warm, fuzzy werewolf love. If that makes any trace of sense

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My Midnight Sun Part 7 [Edwards POV]

posted by BellaCullenHale

Taking one last look of the cirkel of life...

Taking one last look of the circle of life...

This part is much,much shorter than the rest. I asure u that part 8 will be about 3 of 4 time bigger. Please Enjoy!

HUNTING TRIP

Rosalie,Carsisle,and I had gone on our own hunting trip. Esme,Alice,Jasper,and Emmett had gone on one just a few days ago. Emmett's none stop apoligies just would not stop. Alice always on my case. Along with Esme,and Carsisle. Jasper always tasteing my emotional climate. This whole 'watch out for edward-he might snap' thing was really getting on my nerves. I had tryed to stay away from my family as long as I could in these last few days. Esme seemed to notice...

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seth story

posted by anna0789

hallo im going to start another story this one is about my favoriete werewolfe
SETH!!!! i just love him in BD an in the little part of eclipse well enjoy !!!!

emma's pov

seth is 17 and emma is 16
it was probably 1 am i was using seth's stomach as my hoofdkussen, kussen and he was playing with my hair we were in the bed of his room

"emms are u up?" seth whisper he knew i didn't like to be waken up

i roll so i was facing him
"yep" i zei and smile at him he had a worried face
"don't worry seth im sure leah will be ok in a few days she is a tough girl" i zei touching his cheek

seth smile a little
"yeah i hope...

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A Promise That Last Forever Chapter 1

posted by lollipopszx3

Back to Forks

Today is the dag I am going back to Forks. Today is the dag I am moving back to Charlie's house. It's not like I don't like Renee it's just I want to give her some alone time with Phil. They started to toon meer PDA now that they're married and I wanted to give them some privacy.

I hugged Renee and Phil one last time. "Bella call me when u get there. I'll miss you." Renee zei for the billionth time.

"I will mom. I'll miss u too. Bye Phil." I zei and with that I got on the plane. While I was waiting for the plane to land, I let my thoughts wander to Forks.

12 years ago, when...

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Dark Moon(Bellas POV) Chapter One

posted by GothicGirl0525

Ok very long and this my frist story ever put on her so please if u thinks its bad let me know so i can become better nad give me some ideals please and ill put them in if i can.
ps
Thakns for reading

These past years in forks, Washington have been the best time in my life because of this vampire that is my life along with my daughter and new family. First I met the most wonderful guy ever and I fell in love with him the dag I saw him. The way he smelled and the way he looked like he was an angle just for me but he would disappear if I looked away. When he says my name I just start to blush...

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secrets chapter 7

posted by bella01

[epov]
"she zei she was just dreaming",esme said
'what is wrong with her"i asked
"why u ask us"you are the one here who can read minds"Alice said
"Well,i can't read her mind,and i don't know why"i said
"what"they all thought
"wait" Carlisle zei "she's getting up of the bed"
"what is she doing"i asked
"can u please shut up"Rosalie said
"she is walking towards the window"Carlisle said
"i locked the window before i leave the room a while ago"Edward said
"you are wrong it's open now,she is wlaking towards the terrace with her guitar"alice said
"what is doing" emmett asked
then she sat down at the floor...

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Secrets Chapter 5

posted by bella01

We arrive at the house.It's a very big and beautiful house and it is in the middle of the forest.I don't have many bags,just one and my gitaar case.I walked towards the house and the door was opened door Edward 'maybe he really is nice'.
"thank you" i zei smiling at him."your welcome",he zei with a mesmerizing crooked smile.
I walked inside the house with my bag.It;s not heavy because dad's power is helping me.The cullens are in front of me.Then a man and a woman take a step vooruit, voorwaarts and i'm guessing is Carlisle and Esme.
"welcome home pagina isbella",esme said."bella",edward corrected.i just smile 'my...

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Full Moon Chapter 1. NEW dag

posted by twilighter-1

PREFACE

I’D HAD MY CHILDHOOD IN PHOENIX AND NOW WE ARE MOVING TO FORKS. IT WAS something that is new to me. It’s a new dag again; I’m going to face my new life in a different place I used to be only once.
    It seemed that I’m facing the new me. I didn’t want to do this but I have to.
    You could love someone that u didn’t expected to be, u could hate someone that u didn’t want to be hated. Why is life a matter of choice that u have to choose between the people u loved?
    When the things seems going wrong,...

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Bella's New path Seths POV chapter 21

posted by courtneykutie

2 years later

I get emails all the time from edward and bella pictures of Bella,Vickie,Edward and the new baby girl named Jessie,she looks so much like jacob with the black hair and her round face but has bellas brown eyes,but latly the pictures stoped and i mailed them to ask whats wrong it has been over a maand and nothing i was getting worried,when ever jacob seen jessie in my head he started to cry but,i never cared.

Then i got an email

Dear seth,

Im sick and i need u to come and help Edward with Jessie and Vickie,only if u want.
but i think Vickie would want to see u hope u come...

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Edward and Bella chapter 11

posted by anna0789

bella's pov

"hello everybody this is Bella" edward zei happily
"hi" i muttered shyly

carlisle step foward
and shook my hand" is a pleasure to see u again bella, this is my wife Esme" the older woman she must be 26 years old she was beautiful and her look was warm and sweet the look of a mother
"edward had told me a lot a bout you" esme zei and smile at me

edward squeeze my hand i look at him and smile getting lost in his eyes

"i suppose u remember emmet" edward zei while emmet zei hi with his hand

"of course i remember" i zei and emmet laugh a booming laugh

"and this is my angel rose" emmet...

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10 signs that your Twi-addicted (Twilight addicted)

posted by Esme8D

1. u don't like your crush now because he doesn't have golden eyes.

2.You cover yourself in body glitter so u can sparkle like edward.

3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.

4.You just realized how cuddly and cute werewolves are.

5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.

6.You ask your parents if u change your last name to cullen.

7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.

8.When choosing a outfit, u always think, "What would alice wear?"

9.You used to love sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.

10.You purposely trip over thigs so u can be as clumsy as bella.

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 5

posted by twilight-7

Jacob shoved the last slice of pizza into his mouth as I laughed at a very lame joke he’d told about vampires.

‘A vampire returns home pagina after a night of feeding with his face covered in blood. His fellow vampires gather around him excitedly and ask if he’d had a good night feeding because of all the blood.
“Where did u get it?” asked one.
“I’ll toon you,” the vampire said, morphing into his bat form. The others morphed and followed him. They were flying over mountains and lakes and then the vampire stops and points down.
“Do u see that tree?” he asked them, pointing at...

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Moonlight chapter 3

posted by Rob_patt_fan

He turned off the car near a cliff and Got out himself. I opened the door and got off the car.

His face was in pain and he was struggling to talk. I realized his eyes changed color and he was coming closer to me every second.

-Edward, What are u doing?! Edward?!

But he wasn’t my Edward anymore! His eyes were wild and I couldn’t recognize him at that moment. His angel face was suddenly an evil one. Edward was coming closer and with every step he took, I took a step back where the car was. In a second, I recognized Alice, jasper, Carlisle and Emmet which circled me and were protecting me from...

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New New Moon, 13

posted by renesmeblack

YAY!!! Bella is a vampire, right? Wrong.
Lets see whats going on.
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I grazed my teeth against her throat, afraid to break her skin. Her hart-, hart was racing. I was really nervous. How can Bella want this life, just to be with me, a monster? Bella has been dreaming about this for about a year, ever since she learned what I was. What we are.
I felt a small hand on my shoulder. Alice pulled me away from Bella.
"Don't," she said. I saw a stream of visions go through Alice's head.
The Quileutes will attack, because I would break the treaty. Bella will be in pain for days, and I'll be...

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Eclipse-The red ribbon

posted by AdaLove

The story begins with the revelation that Seattle is being plagued door a string of unsolved murders, which Edward suspects to be the cause of a newborn vampire that is unable to control its thirst. Edward and Bella fill out college applications, while Bella explains to Edward her desire to see Jacob, her werewolf friend, again. Meanwhile, Alice Cullen has a vision that Victoria, a vampire that is hunting Bella, is back in town. Although Edward fears for her safety, Bella insists that Jacob and the rest of the werewolf pack would never harm her, but Edward is still not convinced. Bella escapes...

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Sick, Masochistic Lambs

posted by Dragonclaws

(Note: This was a blog artikel I wrote last jaar just after seeing the movie in theaters)

I recently saw the movie version of Twilight. I’ve been a fan of the book series for quite a while, before it became quite the phenomenon it is currently, and found the movie enjoyable entertainment. So, I’ve found it kind of disappointing how militantly opposed some people on the Internet can be toward the franchise. I, of course, understand if some people can’t get into it (I can’t seem to get the appeal of Hannah Montana, myself, despite its popularity), but I find the hateful criticism that...

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Secret Untold-Moving In-Part 3

posted by 1twilight_lover

Edward’s POV

“Get in the car. Alice say Go for us” Bella zei
“What is the whole bet first” Alice asked
“The first part is that I have to do the trick learned from an old friend.” Bella told us “The seconde part is that they get a head start.”
“Let’s go” I zei
I went and got in the Ferrari. Once Bella joined me, I asked her what the trick she learned was. She zei that I would find out in a minute.
“On your mark. Get set. Go.” Alice said. Emmett sped off. After about 3 seconden Bella sped off. She told me if I watch while she drive, I would find out what the is. So I...

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Letters From Edward Chapter 6

posted by team_robward

Chapter 6.
My trying reply:

The clock loudly ticked and it tocked even louder. I sat and thought, my brain empty. After about ten minuten of pure nothingness I decided to start.

Dear Edward,
Umm...

I did enjoy reading your letter. It was lovely. u have incredibly beautiful handwriting. How did u learn to write like that?
This would be a lot easier if he asked me some questions, he answered mine and left me with nothing!

So u have a pretty big family, I’ve always wanted a huge family, I don’t really know why. I guess u didn’t grow up with them from birth. But, u still must be really...

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Twist Of Fate part 5

posted by twilightGGlost

hallo ppl! This IS part 5 and I hope u guys like it! I’m suffering from writers block so I hope u like it…comment; say ur fave part and RATE! Thanks a million to just_bella for helping and luv ya guys! Here we go!

END PART 3

I rubbed my finger over his smiling face and started to sob. But I could not see either of our faces because of the fracture in the glass.

I flipped it over in order to examine the back of the frame. A piece of the backing was missing and on the white backing of the photograph was written, Dear Edward in my scrawled script. I cautiously opened the backing and removed the...

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Renesmee Cullen's Story, Chapter 16

posted by renesmeblack

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Jacob

Renesmee. My beautiful Renesmee. I MUST be dead. Here she was, dancing to an unearthly melody, her long, bronze hair twisting as she spun and shining in the sun. Then the vision disappeared.
Renesmee looked at me. Her body faded.
"No!" I barked, running towards her as fast as my four legs could carry me. I got there too late. Renesmee disappeared. I looked around, and heard Renesmee laugh behind me. I turned around. Renesmee was running away, looking behind her every few seconds. She ran like I was chasing her. As she took another step, she faded. I heard her singing. I phased and looked...

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moon shining night/day. part 1

posted by leisha4

This isn’t my story it’s my sisters, but I’ve got free lessons at 6th form so I’ve got meer time then my sister (cullen171717) I’ve helped to improve some of it, but the ideas are my sisters. Let me know what u think. It’s set about 40-50 years after breaking dawn ends.
Part 1.
I’m bored. I told myself for the thousandth time. There isn’t anything on TV, Edwards gone hunting with Emmett and Jasper, and I can’t find any of the others anywhere. Renesmee has gone off with Jacob on a seconde honeymoon to the amazone, amazon to visit Zafrina and Senna.
Alice appeared out of thin air, holding...