Twilight Series Article: meer Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

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meer Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got meer awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga boeken of movies!

* Can I just say before u read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampires and werewolves is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can u have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy beer ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all love a space heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer zei that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think u know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in boeken are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the wolves to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what u are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

u think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in love with a 110 jaar old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward of Team Jacob... of Team Gimme Both?

verplaats over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten door _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to bed early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the boeken but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the films ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN u can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When u taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t stempel, punch him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On seconde thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on u then he’ll outlive you. Which is why u get Edward to fall in love with u and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward of Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampires are cold and werewolves are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer zei it herself ;)

Hope u enjoyed them ;) They'll be meer to come I assure you!

If u haven't read the first ones I geplaatst then go onto my artikels and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and commentaar if u liked ;)

Thank u so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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The twlight Zone: Part 15

posted by Edward_lover101

I was getting weaker and weaker door the minute. Edward zei that he was going to change me but when? Edward walked though the door, He was carring a huge needle. He also had a little bottle of morthine. My eyes got wider.
"Bella its ok. This will make the pain go away, I promas." Edward bent down and kissed me one meer time. He pulled back and took my wrist into his hands.
"It's gonna be alright Bella, I promas." Then he put his mouth on my wrist. Then he bit me. At first the venom wasn't so bad then it got to the point were I was screaming. Edward quickly stuck me with the needle, and injected...

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Alice's Journal Part 17

posted by just_bella

Ok this story has to be cursed!! Last time I put this up it took 6 tries just to get it posted. This time I had the whole thing done and went to post it when the site crashed and everything was lost. SOOOO here I go again. Hope it works this time!!

End of last entry:

"I'm here to help your first few days easier...if that's possible. I was told that u have a sister?" She asked.

"Yes, her name is Cynthia and she's 6. We're eachothers world, I don't know how I will be able to be here without her." I zei as I started to cry again.

I'm sorry, I can't continue this is too hard to write. I have to...

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The twlight Zone: part 13

posted by Edward_lover101

"What was that for?" I said.
"You look worried love. I thought that might calm u down."
"Well it worked. I'm always calmer when u are around." Just then Jacob walked though the door. He had a bundle of rose's in a clear vase. He was wearing a overhemd, shirt with a tie, and bluejeans. Edward looked at me.
"It's ok Edward. If I need u I'l call, just let me talk to him alone for a bit. I'll be ok."
Edward walked out of the room, I knew he didn't want to leave. Jacob walked over to the left side of the bed. He sat down in the chair.
"Hey Bella." Jacob sounded a little depresed.
"What's wrong Jacob?"
"It's....Just...

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The twilght Zone: part 11

posted by Edward_lover101

The last think I remeber was Edward and I waching Romo and Juliet. I woke up in the same hospitle bed, but in a differnt room. Where was I? I was in the Cullen's house last night. I had meer tubes in me now. My hart-, hart started to race. Then a cool hand touched my arm. I looked over and there was Edward. My hart-, hart started to slow down.
"Where am I? How did i get here?"
"You in the hospitle, Bella. I carried u here."
"Why am I here?"
"Well...While u where asleep, u hart-, hart rate was really high. Your temp. was riseing, and u wouldn't wake up."
"What happend?"
"You had a heart-atack and, your liver...

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I think this should be Bellas' song in New Moon when Edward leaves her..

posted by Hellohoudini

"Stay With Me" - Danity Kane

[Verse 1]
Raindrops, Fall From, Everywhere
I Reach Out, For You, But Your Not There
So I Stood, Waiting, In The Dark
With Your Picture, In My Hands
Story Of a Broken Heart

[Chorus]
Stay With Me
Don't Let Me Go
Cause I Can't Be Without You
Just Stay With Me
And Hold Me Close
Because I've Built My World Around You
And I Don't Wanna Know What's It Like Without You
So Stay with Me
Just Stay With Me

[Verse 2]
I'm Trying And Hoping, For The Day
When my touch is enough
To Take The Pain Away
Cause I've Searched For So Long
The Answer Is Clear
We'll be OK if We Don't Let It Disappear

[Chorus]
Stay...

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reerce

posted by vampirelover17

Jacobs and bellas POV

It has been three days since we saw rachell what if she is dead ' i think it is edward he always looked like he would snap and do somthing' 'now jacob is a nice kid i dont think he would do somthing like this ' ring ring ring ' hello rachell is that u werer are u are u alright who is with u

Rachell's POV

dad iam fine no one is with me iam in alaska and iam not coming back u and mom dont need me u hace jenifer u will all be beter off with out me iam to dangeous to be with u i love u all very much by.

jenifres. POV

what were is rachell i was gone for 2 days and...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 12

posted by CharmedVamp101

I watched as the Cullen's gathered in a cirkel and I sat down to wait. I watched their mouthes moving, but heard no sound come out. I wondered what they were talking about. I watched intently, trying to read their lips, but I failed.
"Are u ready,"Edward asked as he turned back to me.
"Ready as I'll ever be."
I couldn't wait to see what was myth and what was true.
"First Emmett and Rosalie, they will demonstrate our strength and how impenetrable we are. Only vampire teeth and werewolf teeth can cut through our skin."
Edward sat down beside me. Werewolf teeth? Werewolves exist? That was neat and...

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Alice's Journal Part 11

posted by just_bella

So for some wierd reason I have decided that writing 3 stories sounds like fun. I'm not sure how long I will be able to keep them all up, but I'm gonna try :) Thanks for the comments!!
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Last time:

He came up to my father and shook his hand, he smiled at my mother and knelt down to say hello to Cynthia. When he came to me he seemed to look longer then he did with my sister.

"Mary, it is very nice to meet you. I have heard a few things from your father, and he thought that it might be a good idea if we had a conversation." He zei in a jolly tone....

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 10

posted by CharmedVamp101

We pulled up to the beautiful white house. I sat back in awe. Who had the ability to design something so simple, yet so extravagant at the same time? Probably Esme. Edward had zei his family was a lot like him, which meant they were vampires too. They were all beautiful and pale skinned and had the eyes that changed from black to goud to black again. I wonder what made their eyes change.
I thought back to the ride home. It had been very quiet, Edward watched me a lot, so I starred out the window, when I felt his gaze upon me.
We didn't say a lot, I answered the vragen that Edward asked me,...

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10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale

posted by meeek

10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie zei Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3. Call her...

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Erin: Chapter 8

posted by xxEmo92xx

"Ahhhh. Stop! Stop! It hurts!" I felt like I would scream myself to death. door the time he was done, I had stopped screaming. The venom hurt so bad, but I wanted to prove to Sam I could handle it. My phone started ringing. Sam answered and hung back up, he knew it was Alice. "What-about-Daniella's-wedding-?" I zei between breaths. "The venom lasts for three days, I'm sure it won't hurt as much. It will be like a pulsing in your neck." He said.
Edward rushed through the door. He looked very upset, but furious. Upset when he saw me lying on the bed, furious when he saw Sam leaning over me....

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Bleed It Out ChApTeR oNe!

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

----Chapter One: Cryin' Wont Help u Now!...----
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I looked out my window, and saw Rachel pull into the driveway. She hopped out, and ran inside just as hail started.
"Pretty good storm out there!" She zei and I met her in the kitchen.
"Yeah!" I zei and she looked at me.
"Okay Mile! Listen up. Kandice may be dead..." Racehel zei and I grabbed her door the throat.
"DONT say that!" I zei and let her go. "Sorry!"
"She may be...but that doesn't mean u can't live your life with only yourself...who cares! I do and u do and I dont mean it like...

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Storyteller *^*CHAPTER thirteen*^*

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

We All Want The Same Thing!

(this is in KANDICE's Part Of View, after the symbol:---, then its in Mile's Poing Of View! ENJOY!)

S T O R Y T E L L E R
b y: B u f f y F a i t h f a n 1
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CHAPTER 13: The Desperate Kingdom Of Love...
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I looked at Mile, who was freeing himself, and then I looked back at Mandy who was surrendering. I then blinked twice, and pulled the trigger! The bullet flew out of the chamber, as I flinched at the sound of it, and I looked at Mandy. Her eyes widened for the quickest second, and she fell to the ground....

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Cliff Diving Continued

posted by Alice_President

Once again, constructive criticism is welcome <3

This is my version of Bella's cliff diving experience in New Moon, continued:

“Breathe!” A husky, anxiety filled voice barked at me. Water was pouring from my mouth, and the familiar jagged stones from the La Push strand were digging into my back. A large rock slammed into my now upright upper back, directly between my shoulder blades. meer water than I thought possible flew out of my mouth as I tried to breath. I could not obey the command. My lungs were burning.
“Breathe, Bella! C’mon!” I suddenly recognised...

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Alex' vamps, chapter 2

posted by Chrisztine

Okay guys, here's chapter 2. I hope u like it. Let me know!

Edward gave me a surprised look. No wonder, usually I’m not this ill-tempered. Guess my quota of happy was running low.
‘’Can we all just focus, please? There’s still danger out there.’’, Alice said, mildly exasperated.
‘’What do u want us to do, Alice?’’, Ryan said, in a soothing voice.
‘’Well for one thing concentrate on the matter at hand..’’, Alice trailed off.
‘’It’s off, it’s off, what else do u want?’’, I nearly screamed at her. I felt a wave of calmness go through me, and in the same...

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Kate's story 4

posted by reneesme15

Here is the volgende part in Kate's story hope u like it. If u have any ideas for the story plz leave me a commentaar and i will try and add them in when possable. As always her thoughts are in italic. Enjoy.

I'm so nervous i'm meeting James' family for the first time, god i hope the like me. There's James, i didn't know what to wear so i went for the smart/casual look. So i'm wearing my white blouse with jeans and a waistcoat,it'll do. Gosh i wish he would stop beeping the horn. I grabed my bag off my bed, took one last look in the mirror and ran down the stairs two at a time. I got to the door...

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Go Dakota Fanning!

posted by bitten_byedward

I personal would like to just speak my mind. To all of u don't want her to be Jane, I guess I understand. But, I like Dakota Fanning. She's a great actress and I think she'd be great. Here are some reasons why I want he to be Jane.

1. She's been in TONS of movies, so she has experience.

2. She looks the role (In my opinion.)

3. She in "Push" so I would think she has some experience with things like New Moon (and the rest).

4. She's always the good-girl. For once she should be bad.

Those are only some that I can think of at the moment.

If u don't want her to be, I respect that. Also, if u think that, leave a commentaar saying why of why not please!

Also, if u actually read this:

Thanks!

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Why we love Edward and Bella.

posted by Twilighter109

1. He tells her to stay away from him.
2. She says shes not afraid of him.
3. He lets her cry on his overhemd, shirt and ruin it.
4. He just wants her to be happy.
5. She trusts him.
6. He didn't kill her
7. When the car threatened to crush her all he could think was "Not her"
8. The lion fell in love with the lamb.
9. He left her only for her protection.
10. He won't end her life for her.
11. He took her to the prom because he did't want her to miss anything.
12. He feels very protective of her.
13. He risked blowing the family secret to save her.
14. He is her "Prisoner".
15. He dazzles her.
16. She doesn't care that he is a "Killer".
17. He sayed with her in the Hospital
18. He watches her sleep.
19. She always forgives him.
20. He duif her home pagina when she felt sick.

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MoonShine 4

posted by hayleyhoo

This is quite a long one...
He took a deep breath and started speaking slowly at first but then after a while with meer confidence, “ My name is Kaleb, and my mother died saving my life as well, when my mother was pregnant with me she was ill and nearly died, she was left in the woods to die door her village, while she was in the woods, a vampire and a werewolf who were hunting found her and they fought over who would get her, during the fight they both came into contact with her and caused me. Because of what I am my mother healed quickly and survived, the werewolf and vampire had killed each...

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MoonShine 2

posted by hayleyhoo

This is the seconde part of my story...
Now, alone and afraid, in a strange place with no money of belongings, Meya stumbled around the streets of Newquay. And yet she still felt as if she was being followed, but the vampire would not have been able to track her as vampiwolfs are far faster than both vampires and werewolves and also the fact that they had no scent with which to be tracked with. She found what she was looking for, an abandoned house, and she quickly scanned it with her senses to see if there was anybody inside. After making sure that it was totally abandoned, she made her way...