Twilight Series Article: Funny Emmett Cullen Quotes

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posted by shannon9396

Emmett Cullen

10. “Eerie, isn’t it?” (Twilight Pg. 387)

9. “You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here u are, red-faced just like always.” (New Moon Pg. 26)

8. “It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose” (New Moon Pg. 498)

7. “I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.” (New Moon Pg. 26)
6. “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much meer fun with u around” (Eclipse Pg. 93)

5. “Fall down again, Bella?” (Eclipse Pg. 342)

4. “You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 69)

3. “So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought u two had knocked it to rubble door now. What were u doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” (Breaking Dawn pg. 490)

2. “Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded door horse-sized wolves.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 745)

1. “‘Bout time somebody scored around here.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 511)

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cullen1296 i love the last quote it makes me laugh every time LOL love emmett my monkey man

TWILIGHTFAN1557 omg lol i love emmet and i love #3!!!

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Twilight Stills High Quality

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[HQ] Twilight Trading Cards

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Twilight movie pics

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Angela

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Cool New Twilight Stills

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Twilight Set

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Twilight Set

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My Destiny

posted by KaylaLovesYou

Okay so I have written a story similar to this. Same concept just meer different. The other story I geplaatst was/is on fanfiction.net I wrote that story years geleden and now looking back at it, I want to change it up and fix my grammar and what not. This story picks up right after new moon before eclipse. No Victoria battle, no kissing Jake, no marriage, no Renesmee, at least idk yet. (; Enjoy. Review. Please.
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What if Edward and Jacob left Bella for a while and as this time alone for her, causes her pain, meer pain then they ever imagined. She turns...

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Harry potter Vs. Twilight

posted by Ilovegore

I understand that I will probably get a lot of hate crime for this but I don't care THE WORLD DESEVES TO KNOW! THE TRUTH!
why harry potter is better than twilight.

1. HP fans don't rely on characters looks to like a story/movie.

2. even though twilight has good romantic scenes they have nothing else! HP has romance, action, adventure, friendship, even death!

3. OH and in twilight I didn't know that blood doesn't come out of your head of neck when u chop it off!

4. HP is for females males and for all ages. Twilight is for teenage girls! I am a teenage girl and I even hate twilight!

5. J.K Rowling...

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Bella

posted by Berenice910

Bella is a very quiet girl who is hard to figure out.
Then she meets Edward . He could figure out
anyone exept Bella . But he knows he will love her
forever.But he is not the only one who loves her.
Wearwolf Taylor Lautner A.K.A Jacob likes her to.
But she ends up picking Edward.In Breaking Dawn
part 1 Bella merries Edward .While she is on her
honey moon with Edward she figures she is pregnet .Every seconde the baby grows inside she
is dieing . Then when she gave birth she died . Then in Breaking Dawn part 2 she becomes a
vampire

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Renesmee/Jacob fan Fiction: Wedding Planning

posted by Twilight1108

I don't really care for Jacob that much, but this a scene that I've always wanted to see written: Jacob's wedding with Nessie. Now, I'm not the best writer in the world, so please don't judge too harshly:

Renesmee sat on the living room divan, bank with Jacob's arm tight around her waist. Beside them sat Alice, a big pile of bridal magazines in her lap.
"I just can't believe u two are getting married already," she gushed, flipping through the glossy pages of a Modern Bride issue. "It seems like just yesterday Ness was still in diapers. Oh, where has the time gone?"
Renesmee rolled her eyes.
"Anyway,"...

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seconde Chances, Chapter 1 - The beginning

posted by lucie98

It had been 18 months. 18 long and lonely months since he left me alone, wanting him, but having no one to talk of turn to. Have u ever missed someone so much u actually started to imagine they were there with u just so that the hart-, hart wrenching pain ebbed for a little while?
But even in the worst situations light comes at the end of the tunnel eventually. Mine in the form of a new job and house a little way away from all the pain and bad memories that were left there in Forks. Now here I was in my small 1 bedroomed house in Tacoma, taking pictures of the Washington scenery for travel brochures....

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My Fave Twilight Saga Moments

posted by ebcullen4ever

Now that the Twilight saga has ended,I thought I would write an artikel about my fave Twilight movie moments.I am saddened that the saga is over,but the films and especially the characters will forever be in my hearts.

It all started on Nov.21,2008 when Twilight was released in theaters.If only we can rewind time and go back to that day.Well in a way we can,by watching the saga over and over again through the dvd of on our computers,whatever the case may be.We can relive our fave Twilight saga moments over and over again.

These are my fave moments from Twilight:

-when Bella first saw Edward enter...

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My Fave Edward Quotes from Eclipse book

posted by ebcullen4ever

These are my fave Edward quotes from the Eclipse book.Enjoy them and fall in love with Edward all over again.

I’ll let u pay me back, if that makes u happy. If u want, I can charge u interest.

Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 1, p.22

There’s no hurry. I won’t let anyone hurt you. u can take all the time u need.

Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 1, p.25

I’ll never forgive myself for leaving you. Not if I live a hundred thousand years.

Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 1, p.33

I don’t know how to phrase this properly. It’s going to sound cruel, I suppose. But I’ve come too close...

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Funny Twilight Quotes! :D

posted by Renesmee_08

1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.

2) I drive like a Cullen.

3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!

4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?

5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?

6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.

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Blondes may have meer fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.

8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what u are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"

9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.

10) "Are u afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"

11) Emmett: I have to get home pagina for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett:...

Rising Love chapter 4

posted by marvel517639

Here's chapter 4 enjoy:)
Hala's Pov
I never thought that i would fall in love after my mother died.I thought that life suck and there wasn't any reason for me to be here. I have no hope but until today when i meant Seth. He made me feel like there was something to live for. Like i worth something. I've never loved anyone beside my mother. Every kiss and touch was a magentic shocked through my body. It felt great. Seth was explaining to me imprinting that every wolf imprints in when they find their 'Soul Mate' and they will do everything for them. The Seth told me that he imprinted on me and...

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Twilight: Why I prefer Jacob

posted by bookworm4nero

Jacob all the way!!

Dear Edward

Edward, u are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:

Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that u wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but u started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after u met her. What were u protecting her from? oh right u were scared that she would die in her sleep of something, would have been interesting to see how u would have saved her from that one.

The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether u drink human blood, animal blood of any other blood. Its disturbing...

your edward cullen love story (part2)

posted by taini

''edward where are we going?'' u asked feeling nerves overcome you.''it's not important right now''he whispered trying to keep controll.''why are u so mad?''you asked you've never seen him ike this beffore.''i just can't stand it when someone makes u angry...i'm going to kill mike newton!''he shouted increasing his speed limit. ''why did u fight you've always been in controll untill u lost it today why?''you asked him.''like i zei i can't stand it when someone makes u angry and when they try to flirt with you...i was reading his thoughts i knew what he wanted i knew what he felt...

your edward cullen love story (part1)

posted by taini

''ok class today we're switching seats''your teacher announced.''_and edward cullen,mike and tyler...''the sound of your name made u jerk up as edward cullen sat volgende to you.''hey_my name is edward cullen''he zei in his perfect voice.''hi'' u replied shyly.at the end of class u walked fast down the hall but tripped over mike newton and tyler,''sorry babe''mike smiled at u he knew u hated when people called u babe.''stop it u know i hate that!'' u yelled at him through klenched teeth.''sorry babe''he chuckled again darkly,''mike just GO!!!'' u yelled furiously.''make me!''he...