10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming u have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close make your fingers into the sign of the kruis and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming u have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close make your fingers into the sign of the kruis and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
I was searching
u were on a mission
Then our hearts combined like
A neutron ster collision
I have nothing left to lose
u took your time to choose
Then we told each other
With no trace of fear that
Our love would be forever
And if we die
We die together
And lie, I zei never
'Cause our love would be forever
The world is broken
And halo's fail to glisten
u try to make a difference
But no one wants to listen
Hail
The preachers, fake and proud
Their doctrines will be cloud
Then they'll dissipate
Like snowflakes in an ocean
Love is forever
And we'll die, we'll die together
And lie, I zei never
'Cause our love could be forever
Now I've got nothing left to lose
u take your time to choose
I can tell u now without a trace of fear
That my love will be forever
And we'll die
We'll die together
And lie, I will never
'Cause our love will be forever
Whoa
Ohhhhhh
u were on a mission
Then our hearts combined like
A neutron ster collision
I have nothing left to lose
u took your time to choose
Then we told each other
With no trace of fear that
Our love would be forever
And if we die
We die together
And lie, I zei never
'Cause our love would be forever
The world is broken
And halo's fail to glisten
u try to make a difference
But no one wants to listen
Hail
The preachers, fake and proud
Their doctrines will be cloud
Then they'll dissipate
Like snowflakes in an ocean
Love is forever
And we'll die, we'll die together
And lie, I zei never
'Cause our love could be forever
Now I've got nothing left to lose
u take your time to choose
I can tell u now without a trace of fear
That my love will be forever
And we'll die
We'll die together
And lie, I will never
'Cause our love will be forever
Whoa
Ohhhhhh
Okay... maybe I was going completely phscyo- loving, crap over Renesssme....... anyway, I found a true human girl...{okay I truly do know if she is a werewolf monster like me.. except I wouldnt call her a monster, perhaps a beautiful transforming warewolf babe..]as I would think she was.. I haven't knowned alot about her completely like everything... but a little chunk of information about her, like: she loves it when I tickle her back, she loves the tribal food that the pack and I make her...] stuff like that makes her go all up on me[kissing and all that.. well, u get what I'm trying to say} I find it very awsome when she does... she likes it when I let her sit on my lap, and drive my volkeswagon rabbit around the old dirt road. We've been a couple for over almost a year....