Even after saving him in Italy he didn’t want me back. I hoped that maybe he would, but he didn’t. The worst part was, as well as losing him; I had to lose Alice again too. The fake cascade he had put on because he felt guilty, replayed in my head a million times over. I didn’t like being lied to. Keeping his distance so I knew that he was going to bolt as soon as he got the chance was better than being lied to.
“Bella, Its Jacob on the phone.” Charlie shouted up the stairs. I pulled back the covers letting my feet touch the cold ground, I shivered when they did. “Bells?” Charlie called again. “Yeah I’m just coming dad.” I called back. Ah, my voice was all croaky. I made my way slowly down in an attempt not to trip over. “Hello?” I zei into the receiver as I took the phone off Charlie. “Bella, are u ok?” Jacob asked. I nodded. “I’m ok.” My hart-, hart lurched forward. That was not at all true. “Bella...” Jacob warned. I really wasn’t very good at the whole lying thing. “Charlie’s going to work soon right?”He asked quickly. “So I’ll come up and we can talk ok?”
“Mmm Hmm” I muttered down the phone. “Everything will be ok I promise.” He zei softly, and then hung up. I really didn’t want Jacob anymore involved with this as he already was. “I’ve got to go I’m late for work.” Charlie huffed. “Ok dad.” He turned around to look at me as he reached the door. “Remember you’re still grounded, so u can’t leave the house.” I nodded biting my nails. “Well ok then. See u later Bells.” A moment later I heard his police kruiser pull away from the house. I went to the bathroom. After one look in the mirror, I started pulling my hairbrush through my awfully tangled hair and then hopped into the shower. A while later I got out drying myself off and getting dressed. There was a knock at the door. It must be Jacob. “Come in.” I called. I headed down stairs but the doors didn’t open. “Odd.” I thought. I decided to answer the door if he wasn’t going to let himself in. But it wasn’t who I thought it was. Oh no It was far from who I thought it was.
“Bella, Its Jacob on the phone.” Charlie shouted up the stairs. I pulled back the covers letting my feet touch the cold ground, I shivered when they did. “Bells?” Charlie called again. “Yeah I’m just coming dad.” I called back. Ah, my voice was all croaky. I made my way slowly down in an attempt not to trip over. “Hello?” I zei into the receiver as I took the phone off Charlie. “Bella, are u ok?” Jacob asked. I nodded. “I’m ok.” My hart-, hart lurched forward. That was not at all true. “Bella...” Jacob warned. I really wasn’t very good at the whole lying thing. “Charlie’s going to work soon right?”He asked quickly. “So I’ll come up and we can talk ok?”
“Mmm Hmm” I muttered down the phone. “Everything will be ok I promise.” He zei softly, and then hung up. I really didn’t want Jacob anymore involved with this as he already was. “I’ve got to go I’m late for work.” Charlie huffed. “Ok dad.” He turned around to look at me as he reached the door. “Remember you’re still grounded, so u can’t leave the house.” I nodded biting my nails. “Well ok then. See u later Bells.” A moment later I heard his police kruiser pull away from the house. I went to the bathroom. After one look in the mirror, I started pulling my hairbrush through my awfully tangled hair and then hopped into the shower. A while later I got out drying myself off and getting dressed. There was a knock at the door. It must be Jacob. “Come in.” I called. I headed down stairs but the doors didn’t open. “Odd.” I thought. I decided to answer the door if he wasn’t going to let himself in. But it wasn’t who I thought it was. Oh no It was far from who I thought it was.
bella: edward we need to talk.................................................
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't love u and i never have. the only reason why i married u was cuz u have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need u anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i zei goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't love u and i never have. the only reason why i married u was cuz u have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need u anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i zei goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that u and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her u are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that u and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her u are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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