Twilight Series Article: 10 Ways To Annoy Carlisle Cullen (lol, it's funny)

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10 Ways To Annoy Carlisle Cullen (lol, it's funny)

posted by JBDisneyDemi

10.: Tell him only to address u in a cute English accent.

9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.

8.: Ask if blondes really do have meer fun.

7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.

6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".

4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3.: Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.

2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy of McDreamy.

and finally......

1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".

eclipselov, groovychicklisa and 2 others like this

uniquezandy That is funny. Could you try one on how 2 annot emmett that would be funny! Its really good. Keep writin.

juste_123 Heh funny!

Renesmee_XD [i]Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.[/i] or [i]Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.[/i] Are the best !! Its hilarious ROFL !!

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Jacob and Renesmee's life -- Chapter 8

posted by BiteMeCullen107

The volgende dag Jacob and I went to the store and bought everything that was rommel, ongewenste food. Then we went to a movie store and got The Covenant, Sweeny Todd, and The Messenger. “Hey Jake what about busje, van Helsing?” I zei trying to lighten up the mood. I looked over at him and he just stared blankly. “Chill, I was kidding.” He had gotten so serious and worried about me, I just missed seeing his big smile that showed all his snowy white teeth. We got home pagina and dumped every thing on the living room tafel, tabel and slipped in The Covenant. We wat ched every one of them. Suddenly I stood up forceful and...

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Moonphase Chapter 8 Suprises

posted by iluvtwilight123

Grandpa Carlilse came over to the house with all his equipment, then my Uncles and Aunts came. " Honey are u ok?" Aunt Rosalie asked and she started to touch my face.
I didn't say anything i was cradled like a baby in my father's arms. I couldn't speak i only coughed and sneezed a few times. " She is just stunned. Remember her old friend on the island well she had a dream that he bit here and killed Jacob." Dad zei swiftly. Tears started to trickle down my face and when he zei Jacob it rang a klok, bell in my head. " Dad i need to see Jacob. Please let me go i need to see if he's ok!" I struggled...

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new moon edwards POV part 7

posted by _madz_

I'm sorry this took so long but i have soooo much homework. the volgende one might not be out till volgende week because thats when my holidays start. i will keep going though even if its not updated for a while (my internet connection is a little bit dodgy).

Demetri left us in the reception area with Gianna, who was sitting behind her highly polished desk. She really was very good at her job. She still retained her detached look even with her curiosity as strong as it was.
Demetri was anxious to get back to the feast. “Do not leave until dark.”
I nodded, and Demetri quickly hurried away.
I focused...

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 5

posted by twilight-7

Guys, I'm really sorry this chapter took so long to be geplaatst but my internet decided to take a holiday last wednesday and came back today. So for that I'm posting two chapters on.
Enjoy.

I woke in the morning alone. I wasn’t surprised. Edward wouldn’t have come back in case Charlie decided to pop his head around the door. I wondered if Charlie hadn’t come to my room, how far would Edward have gone. I was pondering this while I looked for some breakfast. Charlie had gone to work early. Someone needed to speak to him at the station. He was running around in a rush and looked kind of panicked....

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Kidnapped- chapter 2

posted by ktbminnie12

Edward's POV

*30 minuten later*
“So what does this mean, Alice?” I asked.
“I don’t know. Let’s just go back downstairs and see if the wolves are here. Maybe that’s why I can’t see the party. If anything new happens, then I’ll let u know. I promise,” she zei heading out the door.
The whole family was gathered in Carlisle’s study, talking about the sudden disappearance of the party.
“Okay,” I said. I headed down the stairs. The first thing I did was look for Bella. I got down to where I left her. She wasn’t there. I walked to the keuken-, keuken to see...

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Living Our Happy Ever After

posted by sh0rtiinedward

i hope u like it am working on it
and am working on the titel if u have a good one please tell me!!!!!!!

i was pretty sure that since the horrific experience with the voltuary, our happy ever after will begin but something strange is happening to me i been having visions and this is very weird, because the vision thing is Alice's jOb not mine, but what i realize is that maybe are just memories from my human life, so this doesn't bothers me anymore.
What i have to do is take care of my little angel and don't worry abOut this stupid visions.
im planning to spend meer time with Nessi, she just...

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NEWS FLASH ON MIDNIGHT SUN!

posted by twilight_unite

!!!!!!ATTENTION ALL TWILIGHT FANS!!!!!!
If u are a MAJOR of just a fan of Stephanie Meyer's most populair Twilight Saga then pay attention.

On youtube.com there is a video of Stephanie being interviewed.She is going to publiceer Midnight Sun.If u have read her draft of Midnight Sun of even if u haven't then u can right how u think it should be.She wants to see what her fans (aka- Us)think.And she also beleives that if we have a story in us then we should write it out and toon evryone what we're capable of.

-twilight_unite-(MAJOR fan OF TWILIGHT SAGA)

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Emmett Story Part 3

posted by just_bella

OK, quick recap:

"Benjamin, would u and Emmett please gather the remains of the schapen and put them in the small schuur until after lunch?" He zei as he lead the way into the house.

We made our way to the first animal that the children had found. I picked the poor beast up in my arms, attempting to keep the blood from getting on my clothing. I made my way over to the smaller of the barns as Ben turned to go to the field in zoek of other casualties.

We managed to collected all 3 sheep, and made our way back to the house without ruining our clothing, and hopefully before all the lunch was gone....

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Starlit - Chapter 5

posted by Yoss

Chapter 5 – Plans

I woke up screaming. It felt like I have screamed my lungs out. My throat felt raw. I sat up and wiped my tears away with my favoriete blanket – a gift from Grandmother Renee. She was told the whole adoption “press release, “of course. That was a few years back when the rest of my family was convinced that it was veilig to finally meet her. That was the jaar I stopped aging.

I realized my whole body was covered with sweat. I got up from bed, intending to take a cold shower. That’s when I saw my favoriete photograph lying face down on the floor. I picked it up and found...

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Starlit - Chapter 3

posted by Yoss

Chapter 3 - The Gazebo

My feet planted noiselessly on the warm green grass. The light that was shining on my face a while geleden was the sun. The sky was clear blue, a rare event for Forks.

I stared around me – no gaped would be the perfect word to describe what I’m doing right now. Where am I? I’m sure I’m not in our cottage of at the Cullen Mansion. This place is definitely not La Push. Could this place truly exist? Could I still be in Forks?

I noticed that the bed I was sleeping on a couple of seconden geleden was a different one. I frowned, there is no way that this magnificent bed fit for...

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Kayla, The Final Chapter!!

posted by twilight-7

Jacob couldn’t wait for another time.
Charlie and I were sitting in the living-room, watching TV and talking, when someone knocked on the door.
“Will u get that, Kayla,” Charlie said. He was smiling. I didn’t like that smile. He knew something that I didn’t. I hated that.
I opened the door and almost had a hart-, hart attack. Standing there, grinning crazily, was Jacob.
“Jacob!” I said, utterly shocked.
His grin vanished when he saw me. His eyes went from shining happily, to blazing angrily. His hands balled up into fists and he started shaking. I grabbed one of his shaking arms and...

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Kayla, Chapter 28

posted by twilight-7

“Baseball?”
He smiled sweetly at me. “I knew u would love it.”
“Baseball?”
His smile faltered. “I thought u liked spending time with my family?”
“BASEBALL?” I screamed at him. “You want me to play baseball with your family?!”
He backed away from me.
“Be quiet, Kayla,” he shushed me. “Charlie will hear and come-”
There were quick footsteps on the stairs. Edward ran and hid in my closet and I quickly picked up my cell phone.
“You have got to be kidding me!” I shouted down my cell.
My door opened and Charlie walked in. He looked around my room suspiciously, trying...

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GRRRR!!!!!

posted by Yoss

My morning here at the office started out fairly well - drooling over Rob on my desktop, posting an article, updating my reports and then…AND THEN THIS!!!! THIS!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: TWILIGHT ster DIED OF DRUG OVERDOSE!!

My inbox started piling up with messages from my office mates, one even zei condolence. UGH! One asked, what would happen to New Moon. Would there be a re-shoot? One encouraged me to file for a leave so we could mourn. ACK! THIS IS NOT TRUE! (Tell me, it’s not true.) I refuse to believe. My blood literally boiled. My morning is ruined-ruined beyond repair, I think. I absolutely hate people who spread vicious rumors around. Can’t they just leave famous beroemdheden alone? GRRRR!!!!!!

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Dreamnapped-Chapter Three Stranger

posted by Twilight597

Sorry this one is so short and it took so long to put up. like i zei i'm a horrible typer.

Chapter Three- Stranger

The douche was hot. I didn’t take long because I knew he was waiting. When I got out there was a bandage on the sink counter. Supposedly he left this for my head. I put it on the cut carefully, so it wont smell as good to him. I’d have to be careful on cutting myself around him. As I walked back to the divan, bank to find Keith looking at the food.
When he saw me walk in he said, ”How do u stand eating this?” I shrugged, “ I...

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My Valentine - Chapter 5

posted by dinosteph

First off,
I want to give a little shout out to Logan, who is my friend Laura's younger brother. I hope i'm not outing u as a twilight fan haha!

I had gegeven my friend the link for my story, and she was going to read it first, make sure it was appropriate, and then share it with her brother, only to find out that he has been reading my stories all along.

I'm glad u like the story Logan!

annnnd Second.
I leave for Miami in 8 days. If u haven't noticed already, I do this and the untitled story back and forth, updating a chapter for each.

I'm in the middle of midterms, which I tend to put off...

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Bella's alternative- chapter 2

posted by yazangi

While Bella is unconscience Jacob is still with the boys so he doesn't really know that bella passed out. Christy is a new girl in town, a nurse so when she sees Bella she helps her feel a little bit better. Jacob finally runs into Bella and asks Christy what was wrong with her. "Nothing serious she just hit her head, does she fall down a lot because she doesn't really feel shocked at all?!"
"huh, yeah she tripps over a lot," Jacob sighed awkwardly. [i]Jake, pull yourself together man, what's wrong with you? it must be the weather. Who is this girl anyway?[i] After that dag on Bella and Christy...

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Twilight, New moon and Eclipse confessions

posted by Annaoth

Twilight confessions
#1 I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be just like Edward
#2 Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
#3 lam chops are delicious
#4 I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale
#5 I stay up at night waiting for Edward to toon up
#6 Ballet studios give me chills
#7 I've developed a weird habit of biting people
#8 I'm willing to bet against Alice
#9 Shiny Silver Volvos make me squeal like a fan girl
#10 When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens
#11 I jumped in front of a moving busje, van just to see if Edward will save me
#12 I'm intoxicated door the mere...

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Breaking Dawn: Can They Film It?

posted by laureng114

Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse are already in the works, but what about Breaking Dawn? Unlike the first three books, this one may pose a problem. In this book (spoiler!) Bella goes through a transformation that makes her inhumanly beautiful like the rest of the Cullens and she has a beautiful girl that grows at an alarmingly fast rate. The vraag is, can they really film these things? In my opinion, Kristen Stewart is just as pretty as Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed. Not only that, when she is standing volgende to Robert Pattinson u do not notice a huge difference between the two like in the books. Another problem would be Renesmee. How are they going to cast a girl that grows that fast without using any type of animatie of graphics? Well this is just an opinion from a concerned twilighter and i hope that others feel the same way.

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I.SIMPLY.WON'T!

posted by Yoss

Felt like I've been howling for - forever (?).
It seems like it's all I did these past few months.Geez...MONTHS!

Howling in grief, in desperation. Does she care? I don't think so. She's happy - happy beyond the borders of sanity, I realized bitterly.

I pushed forwrd with all my might, as fast as these four legs can. The bloodsucker drove even faster, I thought disdainfully.I howled once more.

I could hardly see their vehicle - the vehicle that would bring her to her doom - a doom she happily embraced.

I will kill you! I swear I will! I vowed.
I wished with all my hart-, hart the bloodsucker could still...

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Visions Chp. 8

posted by 2bearz

sorry its so short! doing a change in my writin. instead of skippin a whole chunk of the story im startin off exactly where I stopped! yea me!

I used the first spell that came into my mind, the one I use to freeze someone, no matter where they are. It worked perfectly, and he was frozen in mid-jump, with his mouth open revealing very sharp looking teeth.

When I was done I breifly remembered giving a charm to Bella that would protect her from any harm of evil, but that wasn't what was filling my mind. What was filling it was WHAT THE HELL IS ALEX DOING HERE?! and in the Cullens living room, about...