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*episode twenty-one*
*Worms with Water*
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.
Bella: Me too…*snickers* Sorry Al, but his scream kinda sounded like a girl.
Alice: I noticed that…I wonder why?
Edward: *rolls eyes* Sure.
Alice: Oh, Edward! Get over it…you’re going to be a dad!
Bella: *not very happy* Uh, yeah…lighten up, Edward.
Edward: *mumbling* Sure.
Alice: *rolls eyes* Ignore him, Bells, he’s just a boy.
Bella: Sure.
~With Jasper~
Emmett: *runs in* *sees him in the hot tub* Dude, what the crap?
Jasper: *stuttering* W-w-w-worms!
Emmett: *laughs* Worms? *walks over to the hot tub* *screams like a girl*
Jasper: *stuttering* T-t-told you!
Emmett: *girlie voice* HELP!
~With Rosalie, Alice, and Bella~
Rosalie: Dude…I think that was Emmy.
Alice: And Jazz…we better verplaats it up, girlie’s.
Rosalie: Yeah…let’s get going.
Bella: Yup.
~All the kids walk into Emmett&Jasper’s screaming*
Alice: What’s wrong?
Emmett: *scared* WORMS! INFESTED WITH WORMS!
Bella: *confused* what are u talking about, Emmett?
Rosalie: Oops?
Emmett: What did u do, Rosalie?
Rosalie: I had some help…
Emmett: What did u do to the room?
Rosalie: Ah…I was sort of mad so I sorta kinda had….Alice and Bella trash it.
Alice&Bella: What?!?
Emmett: *in shock* u did it?
Alice: No…well yes…but it was Rose’s idea and Bella had nothing to do with it!
Emmett: *turns to Rosalie* ROSALIE!?!
Rosalie: *starts crying* Yeah, it was my fault…I was mad…and angry and u were all hopped up on Brownie love and wasn’t paying any attention to me.
Jasper: *still scared of the worms* u DID THIS?!?
Rosalie: I’m sorry. *still crying/runs upstairs*
Emmett: *mad at himself* Crap…I hate it when she does this!
Jasper: Let her alone. She deserves to be in pain.
Emmett: NO SHE DOESN’T; I DO!
Jasper: *gets out of hot-tub* whatever.
Emmett: I’ll be back. I have to fix this. *leaves*
==Bella’s Phone Vibrates==
R- I luv u guyz.
B- TNX, but y r u telling me…I no u luv me.
R- I’m running away.
B- Rose, plz don’t.
R- I have 2. Every1 hates me. Luv u-tell Ali.
B- U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
R- And I’m srry. I luv u…bye.
B- …
*Bella’s P.O.V*
No reply.
Why wasn’t she replying?!?
She really left!
No…
*done thinking*
Bella: *getting ready to cry* Ali, can I talk to you?
Alice: Sure. *to Jasper & Edward* Guys, Bella and I are going to talk. We’ll be back.
Edward: K. See u later.
~With Bella and Alice~
Alice: So, what did u wanna talk about?
Bella: *starts crying* *hands phone w/ message from Rose* Read it.
Alice: *reads it* NO! NO! NO!
Bella: We have to get her back here!
Alice: Let’s roll.
Bella: *takes cell back and looks for pocket* Ugh, I don’t have a pocket…lemme’ change…
Alice: We don’t have time…she could be in Florida door now!
Bella: *sighs* fine.
==they leave==
Edward: *walks over to Bella’s phone* Hmmm…who was she texting?
Jasper: *walks out* what are u doing?
Edward: *going through Bella’s stuff on her cell* Yo, check this out.
Jasper: Check what out? *walks over to him* OH MY GOD! Go back…to Bella’s one to Rosalie.
Edward: Ok…*goes back to that one and reads out loud* U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
Jasper: Oh my god...then she must’ve gotten Alice pregnant.
Edward: *pacing* I can’t take this…this is not happening...this isn’t good. I have to get out of here!
Jasper: So do I! But we have to get Emmett before he gets to Rosalie.
Edward: Yeah, let’s go.
~END! ~
*thanks for reading; I created this and I’m mad at Edward! Help!*
*episode twenty-one*
*Worms with Water*
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.
Bella: Me too…*snickers* Sorry Al, but his scream kinda sounded like a girl.
Alice: I noticed that…I wonder why?
Edward: *rolls eyes* Sure.
Alice: Oh, Edward! Get over it…you’re going to be a dad!
Bella: *not very happy* Uh, yeah…lighten up, Edward.
Edward: *mumbling* Sure.
Alice: *rolls eyes* Ignore him, Bells, he’s just a boy.
Bella: Sure.
~With Jasper~
Emmett: *runs in* *sees him in the hot tub* Dude, what the crap?
Jasper: *stuttering* W-w-w-worms!
Emmett: *laughs* Worms? *walks over to the hot tub* *screams like a girl*
Jasper: *stuttering* T-t-told you!
Emmett: *girlie voice* HELP!
~With Rosalie, Alice, and Bella~
Rosalie: Dude…I think that was Emmy.
Alice: And Jazz…we better verplaats it up, girlie’s.
Rosalie: Yeah…let’s get going.
Bella: Yup.
~All the kids walk into Emmett&Jasper’s screaming*
Alice: What’s wrong?
Emmett: *scared* WORMS! INFESTED WITH WORMS!
Bella: *confused* what are u talking about, Emmett?
Rosalie: Oops?
Emmett: What did u do, Rosalie?
Rosalie: I had some help…
Emmett: What did u do to the room?
Rosalie: Ah…I was sort of mad so I sorta kinda had….Alice and Bella trash it.
Alice&Bella: What?!?
Emmett: *in shock* u did it?
Alice: No…well yes…but it was Rose’s idea and Bella had nothing to do with it!
Emmett: *turns to Rosalie* ROSALIE!?!
Rosalie: *starts crying* Yeah, it was my fault…I was mad…and angry and u were all hopped up on Brownie love and wasn’t paying any attention to me.
Jasper: *still scared of the worms* u DID THIS?!?
Rosalie: I’m sorry. *still crying/runs upstairs*
Emmett: *mad at himself* Crap…I hate it when she does this!
Jasper: Let her alone. She deserves to be in pain.
Emmett: NO SHE DOESN’T; I DO!
Jasper: *gets out of hot-tub* whatever.
Emmett: I’ll be back. I have to fix this. *leaves*
==Bella’s Phone Vibrates==
R- I luv u guyz.
B- TNX, but y r u telling me…I no u luv me.
R- I’m running away.
B- Rose, plz don’t.
R- I have 2. Every1 hates me. Luv u-tell Ali.
B- U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
R- And I’m srry. I luv u…bye.
B- …
*Bella’s P.O.V*
No reply.
Why wasn’t she replying?!?
She really left!
No…
*done thinking*
Bella: *getting ready to cry* Ali, can I talk to you?
Alice: Sure. *to Jasper & Edward* Guys, Bella and I are going to talk. We’ll be back.
Edward: K. See u later.
~With Bella and Alice~
Alice: So, what did u wanna talk about?
Bella: *starts crying* *hands phone w/ message from Rose* Read it.
Alice: *reads it* NO! NO! NO!
Bella: We have to get her back here!
Alice: Let’s roll.
Bella: *takes cell back and looks for pocket* Ugh, I don’t have a pocket…lemme’ change…
Alice: We don’t have time…she could be in Florida door now!
Bella: *sighs* fine.
==they leave==
Edward: *walks over to Bella’s phone* Hmmm…who was she texting?
Jasper: *walks out* what are u doing?
Edward: *going through Bella’s stuff on her cell* Yo, check this out.
Jasper: Check what out? *walks over to him* OH MY GOD! Go back…to Bella’s one to Rosalie.
Edward: Ok…*goes back to that one and reads out loud* U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
Jasper: Oh my god...then she must’ve gotten Alice pregnant.
Edward: *pacing* I can’t take this…this is not happening...this isn’t good. I have to get out of here!
Jasper: So do I! But we have to get Emmett before he gets to Rosalie.
Edward: Yeah, let’s go.
~END! ~
*thanks for reading; I created this and I’m mad at Edward! Help!*
We All Want The Same Thing!
1. He tells her to stay away from him.
2. She says shes not afraid of him.
3. He lets her cry on his overhemd, shirt and ruin it.
4. He just wants her to be happy.
5. She trusts him.
6. He didn't kill her
7. When the car threatened to crush her all he could think was "Not her"
8. The lion fell in love with the lamb.
9. He left her only for her protection.
10. He won't end her life for her.
11. He took her to the prom because he did't want her to miss anything.
12. He feels very protective of her.
13. He risked blowing the family secret to save her.
14. He is her "Prisoner".
15. He dazzles her.
16. She doesn't care that he is a "Killer".
17. He sayed with her in the Hospital
18. He watches her sleep.
19. She always forgives him.
20. He duif her home pagina when she felt sick.
2. She says shes not afraid of him.
3. He lets her cry on his overhemd, shirt and ruin it.
4. He just wants her to be happy.
5. She trusts him.
6. He didn't kill her
7. When the car threatened to crush her all he could think was "Not her"
8. The lion fell in love with the lamb.
9. He left her only for her protection.
10. He won't end her life for her.
11. He took her to the prom because he did't want her to miss anything.
12. He feels very protective of her.
13. He risked blowing the family secret to save her.
14. He is her "Prisoner".
15. He dazzles her.
16. She doesn't care that he is a "Killer".
17. He sayed with her in the Hospital
18. He watches her sleep.
19. She always forgives him.
20. He duif her home pagina when she felt sick.
Distributor: Summit Entertainment Release Date: November 21, 2008
Genre: Romance Running Time: 2 hrs. 0 min.
MPAA Rating: PG-13 Production Budget: $37 million
TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES
Domestic: $138,552,000 86.7%
+ Foreign: $21,325,749 13.3%
= Worldwide: $159,877,749
DOMESTIC SUMMARY
Opening Weekend: $69,637,740
(3,419 theaters, $20,368 average)
% of Total Gross: 50.3%
Widest Release: 3,620 theaters
In Release: 17 days / 2.4 weeks
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I got into the house.I knew that it was worse than james I held my Drink.
Edward We need to be prepared.I could train with Jasper he wasin the army before he was turned. He could train us both me and Buffy .I held my kruis bow "Hmm"I oiled it .
I saw that my tojo blades were getting rusty
I decided to Grab all my slaying stuff.
meer avanced Sliver stakes but doesn't work as well as holy water and brand filled Cross.
I ran down to the basement.I felt pain from another.It was Jazz.He was reading "gone With The Wind".
Oh god why "jazz please stop i can feel your hurt."
huh?
It's one of my abilities now stop felling sorry for your self and help us didn't u hear from edward theres a new evil in town!
Edward We need to be prepared.I could train with Jasper he wasin the army before he was turned. He could train us both me and Buffy .I held my kruis bow "Hmm"I oiled it .
I saw that my tojo blades were getting rusty
I decided to Grab all my slaying stuff.
meer avanced Sliver stakes but doesn't work as well as holy water and brand filled Cross.
I ran down to the basement.I felt pain from another.It was Jazz.He was reading "gone With The Wind".
Oh god why "jazz please stop i can feel your hurt."
huh?
It's one of my abilities now stop felling sorry for your self and help us didn't u hear from edward theres a new evil in town!
Okay, this might be a big-old pointless rant, but i absolutely hate when people BASH on other character (i'm not saying any names) and i'm not just talking about Jacob-hating. If u want to bash on Jacob of any other character for that matter go the Jacob-Hating Spot, and if their isn't one, create one then!!!! I don't mind people sharing well-though out and intelligent opinions, it's just that i'm absolutley sick of all this hating on Jacob and Jacob lovers! I hate completely and utter idiocy commentaren done on this spot for Twilight lovers IN GENERAL like "Jacob f*** sucks!" and we've all seen it and heard of it, and i doubt this artikel will make any difference but i needed to get it out of my system. u don't see me going aroung saying things like "Edward sucks, and Bella will ALWAYS belong to Jacob." because it would seriously piss of ALOT of people. My thoughts. That's all. Don't care if someone commentaren on this just to somehow piss me off.
(End of pointless-rant)
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