part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. hallo boy scout zei methos with a smerk. yes old man? zei dunkin.do u remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do zei dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the bier they had in forks zei methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks zei dunkin.well can we get a bier and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut u up old man zei dunkin.ok old man were here zei dunkin.beer here i come zei methos. but what they find is bella zwaan-, zwaan and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever u can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When u go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what u will be doing in five minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. emai her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever u can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When u go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what u will be doing in five minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. emai her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
