1. u wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch u sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all dogs for that matter.
3. He looks at u like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells u how nice u smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a busje, van from almost crushing u to death with his beer hands.
7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls u spin monkey and runs around with u on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all dogs for that matter.
3. He looks at u like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells u how nice u smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a busje, van from almost crushing u to death with his beer hands.
7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls u spin monkey and runs around with u on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
Alice and Jasper
