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She’s diabolical.
Emmett Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.387

I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.
Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.26

I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much meer fun with u around.
Emmett Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 4, p.93

You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 4, p.69

Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 11, p.221

Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably...

This short story is based mainly on Twilight. It's mainly about the enjoyment that I thought Jasper and Emmett would have got out of Edward falling for a human. The three of them always seemed to be close in my mind, so I figured that Jasper and Emmett would tease Edward after he fell in love. Please commentaar and tell me what u think!!
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Jasper and Emmett got way too much enjoyment out of the fact that I was in love with a human. They would look at me across the sitting room when I would be reading there and start snickering, nudging each other and thinking of how hilarious it was that...

1 maand later
It is two months till Renesmee is born and i look like i am 9 months pregnant.Me and edward are moving into the house in two weeks and i actually cant wait it will be nice not being cramped in this house.I am packing things up for edward to bring to the house alice is here too to decide what stays and goes.
i like them,and i will be the one wearing the clothes not you"i zei to her as she looked at my jeans.
"I know but u will have to have nice clothes to go with your new face"she moaned,what did she mean my new face i looked at edward he was looking at alice as if he could kill...

*episode six*
*Up!*
Emmett’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I wasn’t 100% sure that Rosalie would forgive me
I wasn’t sure about anything except video games and…
Parties.
*done thinking*
Emmett: *playing video games*
Rosalie: *walks in* Hey, baby.
Emmett *smiles and pauses game* Hi, Rosa.
Rosalie: *sits on his lap* Hi.
Emmett: *pulls her on his lap* so am I forgiven?
Rosalie: Yes, babe.
Emmett: *happy* Yay!
Rosalie: *kisses him* I hear Jazz gave u a speech.
Emmett: Yes, he did-he zei that Ali was sick.
Rosalie: *frowns* She is-we don’t know what’s wrong with her.
Emmett: where is she?
Rosalie: Carlisle is...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



NEW MOON - chapter 2 - STITCHES



“How does your arm feel?”
“Just fine.” Actually, it was starting to blaze under the bandage. I wanted ice. I would have settled for his hand, but that would have gegeven me away.
“I’ll get u some Tylenol.”
“I don’t need anything,” I protested, but he slid me off his lap and headed for the door.
“Charlie,” I hissed. Charlie wasn’t exactly aware that Edward stayed over. In fact, he would have a stroke if the fact were brought to his attention. But I didn’t feel too guilty for deceiving him. It wasn’t as if we were...

1 maand later:

I have 3 months to go untill Renesmee is born,i look like i am 7 months pregnant but i dont mind.I have been spending nearly everyday with jacob we have become even closer than before but i dont see him meer than a friend i think he knows that.Today is Friday and it is the end of school today is graduation,alice got me something to wear and i went to my graduation.The ceremony only took about and uur and a half then it was over i went to a restraunte with charlie then alice brought me up to her house because she zei she had stuff for me and renesmee.We drove up there and went...

MIKE

When I got the invitation to Bella and Cullen's… uh erm…wedding, I honestly thought someone had put me on the toon Punk'd. I mean, what could Bella possibly see in that freak! Well, that was probably a stupid thought because he has the money, the perfect looks (Jessica's words not mine! I'm definitely not gay!), perfect grades, the perfect family, the perfect car, the perfect body (again, not my words!), and now the perfect wife. Great. But I'm willing to bet they'll get a divorce within the first jaar of … marriage. Ew. Then she'll come running into my arms and I can gladly undress...

After Sarah's party, she had layed down on the divan, bank beside Dad and fell asleep with her head on his lap. Mom was sitting on the other side of her and Jake and I gathered up all her presents and put them in the back of the Audi.
Jasper and Alice had gotten her meer clothes and shoes, and a couple of dresses. She zei they were for her to dress up in, but they looked like they were at least three hundred dollars a peice.
Emmet and Rosalie got her a pimped out power wheels. It was roze and went fifteen miles an hour. Good thing they got her a helm to go with it.
Mom and Dad gave her a foto albam...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



NEW MOON - chapter 2 - STITCHES


“You know my father was a clergyman,” he mused as he cleaned the tafel, tabel carefully, rubbing everything down with we gauze, and then doing it again. The smell of the alcohol burned my nose. “He had a rather harsh view of the world, which I was already beginning to vraag before the time that I changed.” Carlisle put all the dirty gauze and the glass slivers into an empty crystal bowl. I didn’t understand what he was doing, even when he lit the match. Then he threw it onto the alcohol-soaked fibers, and the sudden blaze made me jump....

I walked out and sat down on the couch. Edward came and sat volgende to me.I couldn't look him in the eyes.Everyone was asleep except me and Edward.They were all snoring.Emmett and Rose were propped up against the sofa like they were still awake and watching t.v., I stood up and crepts past Alice, jasper and Emmett, when I stepped across rose she sniffled and I jumped , I giggled and Edward ran up behind me "where u going?"

"well I'm going in your room I'm not sleeping down here with them snoring all night."I zei and pointed at them.

I walked up the stairs and went to Edwards room.I started to...