part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. hallo boy scout zei methos with a smerk. yes old man? zei dunkin.do u remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do zei dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the bier they had in forks zei methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks zei dunkin.well can we get a bier and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut u up old man zei dunkin.ok old man were here zei dunkin.beer here i come zei methos. but what they find is bella zwaan-, zwaan and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
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9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks u why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks u where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what u will be doing in five minuten every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.