Edward,Bella,Renesmee Christmas

-At Jacob’s house-

Jacob: Alright… a response to this gay note Bella gave to her dad to give to my dad to give to me. I’ll have to try and sound sincere. And angry. I’ll press the pen into the paper to dent it so she feels guilty.

Billy: -appears out of thin air- talking to No one again, son?

Jacob: Yep. I trust him with aaaalllll my secrets.

No one: Somehow it’s always us two when u speak your thoughts like this. I guess I just repulse people. –Sobs– Were is Jasper when I need him?! And where the hell is my knife?!

Jacob: Damn you, No one! u aren’t supposed to reply when I tell...

"What is your story?" Asked the voice
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"Mommy, Tell us a story." The young Girl Said
"Yeah, Mom." The boy sitting volgende to him replied. The three little children sat on the floor looking up at me.
"Fine, What do u want to here a stpry about? Princes and princesses? Werewolves and witches, Vampires?" I could not help but chuckle at vampires.
"Tell us how u meet Daddy," The other little girl zei as she messed with her brunette hair that was hanging in front of her face. My children sat there looking up at me.
" It was my first dag of school here in Forks,"
"Meanwhile in spoons," Liz murmured...