** Taylor Lautner **

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever u can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When u go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what u will be doing in five minuten every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. emai her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.



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okey so when i first started reading twilight my friend who is a guy was like all talking crap about it.... and i told him off because twilight is the best book ever. so he wanted to know why i was so hooked onto the the twilight boeken and so this jaar he started rreading them and it turns out that he LOVES the twilight series. and i was like see i told u that it wasn't just a chick flick. i know tons of guys who have read twilight and they all liked it and im glad that some guys read it no matter what other people thought about them..... so what i guess im trying to say is that we as girls should give those guys who have read the book some credit for having courage then them finding out that once again the girls were right....... because TWILIGHT IS THE BEST BOOK EVER.............
thanks for reading im really new at this as some of guys can tell