Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, Potter all the way!
HEY!
Edward is a psychic, who sparkles in the sun,
But Bella's brains are fried enough not to shoot him with a gun!
She loves him instead, oh what a Mary Sue,
She thinks she's so perfect when she really looks like poo!
Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away,
Bella died, Jacob cried, VD all the way!
HEY!
Jacob is an idiot, who falls in love with an infant
Who's really Bella's daughter and looks like a pure mutant!
Oh Harry please forgive me for tonen u this trash,
And Damon I'm so sorry too I know you'd...
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