Assassin's Creed: Origins

Sonic the Hedgehog - Sonic: (Runs real fast) Yeah, I am the fastest thing alive
Robotnik: Oh, are you, Sonic. Then prove it door catching me
Sonic: Ha, anyone can catch you, u fat bastard
Robotnik: Oh yeah, then catch me if u can (Runs off) (Sonic chases Robotnik) (Robotnik runs faster as Sonic gets meer tired) (Sonic falls onto the ground in fatigue)
Sonic: WHAT THE FU-

Street Fighter - Announcer: Round One. Fight
Ryu: Haduken (Fires Ha-Du-Ken) (Guile dodges)
Guile: Sonic Boom (Sonic Boom from Sonic CD plays)
Ryu: What the-
Guile: Oh, wait. Sorry..... SONIC BOOM (Fires Sonic Boom and hits...

Final Fantasy 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't...