If Disney Characters had blogs on Tumblr, what do u think they'd be about?

Pick at least 2 Disney characters, please :)
Mine would be:

Rapunzel: "Frying Pans...who knew, right?"

Description: Pretty much everything about frying pans, from their uses, to doing what Tumblr is best known for...making puns. (More like frying 'puns', am I right? *puts on sunglasses*)

Ariel: "It's called a dinglehopper!"

Description: Ariel and her followers contribute door taking real human objects and telling us what they REALLY are

Just thought I'd ask it, so, any other ideas?