me-OK,ITS KAREOKE NIGHT!!!!
jayfeather-scince when do u do kareoke?
me-I DONT!! I CHARGE PEOPLE TO!!!!
jayfeather-*turns to readers* no she dosent.
me-I THOUGHT TOLD u BEFORE TO SHUT UP!!!
jayfeather-you did!
me-OK!NOW SUFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!ATTACK MY MINIONS!!!MUAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAH!*cats without heads and tnt for thyre bodies start leaping on jayfeather and blowing-up*
___FOOD AND JUECE!!!__________________________
The volgende morning, I woke up, and got in the shower. When I came out and got into some clean clothes, in my room, and went into my living room, I found Jayfeather trying to work the remote, thankfully he hadn't gotten it to that total messed up mode, he was very poorly channel surfing. "Here," I zei as I took the remote and put it on 'Animal Planet'
"I could've figured it out," he grumbled.
"I don't think a blind person can figure it out on they're first try, nevermind a person who's not use to the twoleg world."I reasoned,
"Hump."
"Hey, u did better than my mothers mother, and in the twoleg world that's saying somethin',"
"I don't understand twoleg humor,"
So with that little conversation, I went and got some cerial, and oranje juice.
When I handed Jayfeather, his bowl, I told him how to eat,
"Twolegs are so wierd,"he sighed,
"Hey remember you're a twoleg now, so don't get that way with me,"
"Yes, but I didn't start out as a twoleg,"
"True, but remember this twoleg has helped you, alot, no?"
he just grumbled,
"That dosen't answer my question,"
he sighed,"I suppose, Catspirit,"
"Good,"
so to put it short I helped him with how to eat and such. but one things for sure, I shall never let him on the internet. To make sure no meer vragen like last night come up, and many lectures and, explanations.
__________ROOM, DEN, CLEANING!!!!__________
When it was 3:00pm, I got up and went to clean my room, but Jayfeathers stupid little curiosity, just had to strike again,"Where are u going?"
"Just to clean my den,"
"I'll help,"
I sighed,"If u think it's like cleaning a clan den, then you're wrong,"
"How hard can it be?"
"It's not hard it's just-"but, of course, that stinken' used to be cat's curiocity, might just kill him. And he bolted past me to my room. Apparently, he's not gonna give up, so,
"Fine, u can help, but, stay away from my pile of clothes,mmmk?"
"Why?"
"Don't vraag it, just get everything but clothes, ok?"
he gulped, and nodded his head vigorously,
"Good,"
so over the volgende thirty minutes, we cleaned my room, I had gotten all my clothes in a big pile, and, little door little, I took my clothes to the laundry room, makeing sure not to let anything fall, and let certin doom come apon his curious little brain.
______OH,FRYING PAN!!YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME!!!____
After cleaning my 'den', I took Jayfeather to a little secret compartment in my bedroom, where I like to hide rommel, ongewenste food, not even the maid knows about it, only the delivery man, because once he asked where I was gonna keep all the rommel, ongewenste food I orderd because he knew my maid wouldnt let me keep it all, so I showed him.
Anyways, when I took him there I stopped outside of it,
"Ok, one of the twolegs who come to help me, cleans alot, and she's not gonna like it that you're here and, I hope u remember why, so I'm gonna need u to stay in there and stay quiet, I'm gonna leave a crack open for air, don't make a single sound, of i'm gonna have to go to plan number two, and I realy don't wanna do that, ok?"
"Ok." after that he crawled inside, and like said, I left a crack for air, just like I planned,The doorbel rang, and I went to get it, when I got there, Drew the maid, came in and, and started cleaning, yep, that's her, not even a 'hello', I don't vraag her motives though, she realy doesn't like it here.
And of course, my stupid luck had to come and bite me in the but, becuse soon we heard a sneeze, and a fit of coughing soon after,
"What was that?"Drew asked, I would've zei it was me, but she had been facing me when it happened,so I got out my most powerful weopon, a frying pan, and hit her upside the head with it.
Because, she was knocked out, I went into my room, and opened the secret compartment,
"Come on! Get out of there! u blew your cover! She was only staying for 10 more-I mean a litte while!"when I backed away from the little door, he squirmed out,
"Hey, u try getting a new body, that u arn't used to and don't know how to control! Plus cat's don't make noice when they sneeze, and, do u know how dusty it is down there!"
I sighed,"Sorry, but now I have to lie to my help,""And now I have to help her and convence her that she was accidently knowked out and this was all a dream, go to your hol, den and let me fix this," I zei as I walked to the brused maid, I picked her up and had to heave her to the door, I barly made it to her car. There I opened the drivers side and put her in the seat. I then left a stickey-note on her forehead that said,
Dear Drew,
when u were done cleaning u accidently hit your head on the edge of the tafel, tabel when u tripeed on u own shoe-laces, here I have tied them fore u after I dragged u out to your car,get better soon!
p.s. u kept mumbleing about frying pans, and sneezes,I hope your dream was pleasent! see u volgende month,
yours truely,
Cat
After that I headed back to Jayfeather.
__________WHAT'S WRONG!?!?!________________________
After volgende week it'd be warm enough to start out to the Moonpool, where we decided to head first. Well, I've had to live with Jayfeather for the past week, and we've mostly jusy pulled pranks, or, well I have. I took pinda boter and put it in all of his boxers, along with itching powder, and I made him wear them, when he asked how they got in there,and what would happen I told him what they do and,:
I shrugged,"He was a freak,"
door that I ment my brother, also what I did with him was, an all dag marathon of 'Conect Four' because it was simple and didn't involve humans, money, of any of that stuff,and cats can count to four, thank goodness.
When I finaly woke-up, it was door a schreech of:
"HELP!CATSPIRIT!" I bolted up and rushed to Jayfeathers room, where he was still yelling, but it was a little pitchy, door thay I mean, higher than usual.When I reached his door, I jerked it open,"What! What is it?!What's wrong!?"
" It's my voice!"
"Oh, then um, Jayfeather, you're going through puberty,"
"Whats 'puberty'?"
__________A TALK ABOUT LOVEZ!!!!____________________
Today was the last day, then tomorrow we were going to head out. Before we do that though I wanted to have a little talk with Jayfeather,(This is for all u leaf and eekhoorn haters out there!)
"So, when are u going to forgive Leafpool and Squirrelflight?"I asked as we were sitting on the couch.
"What?"
"You know what, now tell me your real answer."
"You know me well enough, not to need to ask that question,"
I sighed,"And u know me well enough, that I'm not gonna take that for an answer,"
"Never,"
"And why is that?"
"You know why! Because they lied to everycat about us!"
I smiled a sad one,"They were just trying to protect u and the others,"
"That's still no reason to lie,"
This kid was starting to get on my nerves,
"If thats no reason, then the four don't have one either!"
"We're just trying to protect them, from the truth!"
"Does that line fit in they're dilema too!?
he sighed,"I suppose you're right,"
He seemed kinda sad, so I decided to loosen up on the poor kid, he was staring down at his hands,
"Jayfeather,"he looked up at me,"listen,love is a crazy thing, it makes u do stuff that's crazy, that's a thing twolegs and cats have in commen. I know that there will be a she-cat that comes around for you, like it of not. There's always a another half for everyone, even Tigerstar."
"Who?"
"There was a loner, Sasha, no one knows what she's doing now, though I think she's a kittypet, back to the subject, there's always love, forbidden of not, and I want u to go to Cinderheart when your time comes,"
"Why?"
"She will guide you, when she was Cinderpelt, she was in love with Firestar, Fireheart at the time, but he did not love her back, she never confessed, and she was able to sustain herself, without living in forever misery, she can help u with that specil somecat. But, if u want to take chances u can try the old fanshioned way,"
and with that I went to go make beef stew.
______I FIGURE IT OUT! jayfeather pov._________
Something about Catspirit, made his belly flop around like a fish, and when she spoke, he felt scared though, happy to do as she wishes,OH NO!I'M IN LOVE! We better get to Cinderheart fast!___________________________________________________________________________________
me-SO HOW YA LIKEN IT!??
jayfeather-Hurry up and finish!
me-OH JEEEZ!
jayfeather-can u say anything not in caps?
me-NOPE!!! ITS A FAKE MEDICLE CONDITION!
jayfeather-if its fake then how can it afect you?!
me-HEY IT WAS MY IDEA TO SAY THINGS THAT ARE RANDOM of DONT MAKE SCENSE!!!!!
jayfeather-what..?
me-*gasp*JEEZ JAYFEATHER! I DIDNT KNOW u COULD BE SO RASIST!DON'T U KNOW THAT PEOPLE FROM WHAT HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!!
jayfeather-scince when do u do kareoke?
me-I DONT!! I CHARGE PEOPLE TO!!!!
jayfeather-*turns to readers* no she dosent.
me-I THOUGHT TOLD u BEFORE TO SHUT UP!!!
jayfeather-you did!
me-OK!NOW SUFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!ATTACK MY MINIONS!!!MUAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAH!*cats without heads and tnt for thyre bodies start leaping on jayfeather and blowing-up*
___FOOD AND JUECE!!!__________________________
The volgende morning, I woke up, and got in the shower. When I came out and got into some clean clothes, in my room, and went into my living room, I found Jayfeather trying to work the remote, thankfully he hadn't gotten it to that total messed up mode, he was very poorly channel surfing. "Here," I zei as I took the remote and put it on 'Animal Planet'
"I could've figured it out," he grumbled.
"I don't think a blind person can figure it out on they're first try, nevermind a person who's not use to the twoleg world."I reasoned,
"Hump."
"Hey, u did better than my mothers mother, and in the twoleg world that's saying somethin',"
"I don't understand twoleg humor,"
So with that little conversation, I went and got some cerial, and oranje juice.
When I handed Jayfeather, his bowl, I told him how to eat,
"Twolegs are so wierd,"he sighed,
"Hey remember you're a twoleg now, so don't get that way with me,"
"Yes, but I didn't start out as a twoleg,"
"True, but remember this twoleg has helped you, alot, no?"
he just grumbled,
"That dosen't answer my question,"
he sighed,"I suppose, Catspirit,"
"Good,"
so to put it short I helped him with how to eat and such. but one things for sure, I shall never let him on the internet. To make sure no meer vragen like last night come up, and many lectures and, explanations.
__________ROOM, DEN, CLEANING!!!!__________
When it was 3:00pm, I got up and went to clean my room, but Jayfeathers stupid little curiosity, just had to strike again,"Where are u going?"
"Just to clean my den,"
"I'll help,"
I sighed,"If u think it's like cleaning a clan den, then you're wrong,"
"How hard can it be?"
"It's not hard it's just-"but, of course, that stinken' used to be cat's curiocity, might just kill him. And he bolted past me to my room. Apparently, he's not gonna give up, so,
"Fine, u can help, but, stay away from my pile of clothes,mmmk?"
"Why?"
"Don't vraag it, just get everything but clothes, ok?"
he gulped, and nodded his head vigorously,
"Good,"
so over the volgende thirty minutes, we cleaned my room, I had gotten all my clothes in a big pile, and, little door little, I took my clothes to the laundry room, makeing sure not to let anything fall, and let certin doom come apon his curious little brain.
______OH,FRYING PAN!!YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME!!!____
After cleaning my 'den', I took Jayfeather to a little secret compartment in my bedroom, where I like to hide rommel, ongewenste food, not even the maid knows about it, only the delivery man, because once he asked where I was gonna keep all the rommel, ongewenste food I orderd because he knew my maid wouldnt let me keep it all, so I showed him.
Anyways, when I took him there I stopped outside of it,
"Ok, one of the twolegs who come to help me, cleans alot, and she's not gonna like it that you're here and, I hope u remember why, so I'm gonna need u to stay in there and stay quiet, I'm gonna leave a crack open for air, don't make a single sound, of i'm gonna have to go to plan number two, and I realy don't wanna do that, ok?"
"Ok." after that he crawled inside, and like said, I left a crack for air, just like I planned,The doorbel rang, and I went to get it, when I got there, Drew the maid, came in and, and started cleaning, yep, that's her, not even a 'hello', I don't vraag her motives though, she realy doesn't like it here.
And of course, my stupid luck had to come and bite me in the but, becuse soon we heard a sneeze, and a fit of coughing soon after,
"What was that?"Drew asked, I would've zei it was me, but she had been facing me when it happened,so I got out my most powerful weopon, a frying pan, and hit her upside the head with it.
Because, she was knocked out, I went into my room, and opened the secret compartment,
"Come on! Get out of there! u blew your cover! She was only staying for 10 more-I mean a litte while!"when I backed away from the little door, he squirmed out,
"Hey, u try getting a new body, that u arn't used to and don't know how to control! Plus cat's don't make noice when they sneeze, and, do u know how dusty it is down there!"
I sighed,"Sorry, but now I have to lie to my help,""And now I have to help her and convence her that she was accidently knowked out and this was all a dream, go to your hol, den and let me fix this," I zei as I walked to the brused maid, I picked her up and had to heave her to the door, I barly made it to her car. There I opened the drivers side and put her in the seat. I then left a stickey-note on her forehead that said,
Dear Drew,
when u were done cleaning u accidently hit your head on the edge of the tafel, tabel when u tripeed on u own shoe-laces, here I have tied them fore u after I dragged u out to your car,get better soon!
p.s. u kept mumbleing about frying pans, and sneezes,I hope your dream was pleasent! see u volgende month,
yours truely,
Cat
After that I headed back to Jayfeather.
__________WHAT'S WRONG!?!?!________________________
After volgende week it'd be warm enough to start out to the Moonpool, where we decided to head first. Well, I've had to live with Jayfeather for the past week, and we've mostly jusy pulled pranks, or, well I have. I took pinda boter and put it in all of his boxers, along with itching powder, and I made him wear them, when he asked how they got in there,and what would happen I told him what they do and,:
I shrugged,"He was a freak,"
door that I ment my brother, also what I did with him was, an all dag marathon of 'Conect Four' because it was simple and didn't involve humans, money, of any of that stuff,and cats can count to four, thank goodness.
When I finaly woke-up, it was door a schreech of:
"HELP!CATSPIRIT!" I bolted up and rushed to Jayfeathers room, where he was still yelling, but it was a little pitchy, door thay I mean, higher than usual.When I reached his door, I jerked it open,"What! What is it?!What's wrong!?"
" It's my voice!"
"Oh, then um, Jayfeather, you're going through puberty,"
"Whats 'puberty'?"
__________A TALK ABOUT LOVEZ!!!!____________________
Today was the last day, then tomorrow we were going to head out. Before we do that though I wanted to have a little talk with Jayfeather,(This is for all u leaf and eekhoorn haters out there!)
"So, when are u going to forgive Leafpool and Squirrelflight?"I asked as we were sitting on the couch.
"What?"
"You know what, now tell me your real answer."
"You know me well enough, not to need to ask that question,"
I sighed,"And u know me well enough, that I'm not gonna take that for an answer,"
"Never,"
"And why is that?"
"You know why! Because they lied to everycat about us!"
I smiled a sad one,"They were just trying to protect u and the others,"
"That's still no reason to lie,"
This kid was starting to get on my nerves,
"If thats no reason, then the four don't have one either!"
"We're just trying to protect them, from the truth!"
"Does that line fit in they're dilema too!?
he sighed,"I suppose you're right,"
He seemed kinda sad, so I decided to loosen up on the poor kid, he was staring down at his hands,
"Jayfeather,"he looked up at me,"listen,love is a crazy thing, it makes u do stuff that's crazy, that's a thing twolegs and cats have in commen. I know that there will be a she-cat that comes around for you, like it of not. There's always a another half for everyone, even Tigerstar."
"Who?"
"There was a loner, Sasha, no one knows what she's doing now, though I think she's a kittypet, back to the subject, there's always love, forbidden of not, and I want u to go to Cinderheart when your time comes,"
"Why?"
"She will guide you, when she was Cinderpelt, she was in love with Firestar, Fireheart at the time, but he did not love her back, she never confessed, and she was able to sustain herself, without living in forever misery, she can help u with that specil somecat. But, if u want to take chances u can try the old fanshioned way,"
and with that I went to go make beef stew.
______I FIGURE IT OUT! jayfeather pov._________
Something about Catspirit, made his belly flop around like a fish, and when she spoke, he felt scared though, happy to do as she wishes,OH NO!I'M IN LOVE! We better get to Cinderheart fast!___________________________________________________________________________________
me-SO HOW YA LIKEN IT!??
jayfeather-Hurry up and finish!
me-OH JEEEZ!
jayfeather-can u say anything not in caps?
me-NOPE!!! ITS A FAKE MEDICLE CONDITION!
jayfeather-if its fake then how can it afect you?!
me-HEY IT WAS MY IDEA TO SAY THINGS THAT ARE RANDOM of DONT MAKE SCENSE!!!!!
jayfeather-what..?
me-*gasp*JEEZ JAYFEATHER! I DIDNT KNOW u COULD BE SO RASIST!DON'T U KNOW THAT PEOPLE FROM WHAT HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!!
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