(Bluestar and Snowfur are sitting in the clearing.)
Bluestar: Mosskit was trying to hide hat she was having her Deathday Celebration right here.
Snowfur: I thought u told her not to.
Bluestar: I know. We don't want her to know we are here. I hear someone coming! Hide!
Bluestar and Snowfur:(Hides)

(Mosskit, Blossomkit, Hollykit, and Larchkit enters the clearing.)
Mosskit:(Looks around) ...Is everyone here?
Blossomkit: u mean for your sleepover?!
Mosskit: SHUT UP u IDIOT! DO u WANT ANY DEAD WARRIORS of APPRENTICES TO HERE US?!
Hollykit: O.o Cool your jets, sis.
Larchkit: What are jets?

(Wolfkit enters clearing.)
Wolfkit: Is this where Mosskit's Deathday celebration is?
Mosskit: Wolfkit! Where are Smallkit and Runningkit?

(Smallkit and Runningkit walk in the clearing through brambles.)
Smallkit: Wolfkit, what have we told u about running ahead? Didn't we say be careful?
Wolfkit: (Rolls eyes) Whatever.
Runningkit: Seriously. What happened last time u wandered of?
Wolfkit: Well, we sorta drowned. But-!
Mosskit: Calm down. Nightkit and Mistkit should be here soon.

(Snowkit walks in.)
Snowkit: WHAT'S GOING ON?!

(Nightkit and Mistkit walk in.)
Nightkit: Ignore him. He's deaf, remember?
Snowkit: NO DUH I'M DEAD!
Mistkit: She zei your deaf!
Snowkit: ...like I said, I'm dead and so are you.

(Grasskit, Morningkit, and Adderkit walk in.)
Morningkit and Grasskit: Happy Deathday, Mosskit!
Adderkit: Yo. Happy Deathday, Dude. (Belches.)
Runningkit and Smallkit:(laughs)
Blossomkit, Larchkit, Hollykit, Mosskit, and Wolfkit: OMG! GROSS!!
Adderkit: (Grins.) Yep. B)

(Pricklekit, Splashkit, Buzzardkit, and Willowkit come in.)
Pricklekit: Was' up?!
Buzzardkit: Not much!
Everyone: (Stares at Buzzardkit)
Splashkit: ...I don't think he was talking to you.
Willowkit: Why does it smell like Adderkit burped?
Adderkit: B)
Willowkit: NOOOOOO!!! CAN'T... BREATHE...!
Mosskit: Willowkit! We can't let Bluestar hear.
Snowfur;(Giggles)
Pricklekit; Did u hear something?
Snowfur: *:)
Bluestar: >:(

(Marshkit and Minnowkit enters.)
Marshkit: WHERE ARE THE CHEESE ITS?!
Minnowkit: *:I
Mosskit: Oh. My. God. >:(
Marshkit: What? I only eat avondeten, diner once a day. I get hungry.
Mosskit: ...

(Tumblekit walks in.)
Everyone:(Turns to Tumblekit.)
Tumblekit: What did I do? *:I
Mosskit: Oh, never mind. Come on, let's tell stories.
Blossomkit: Let's tell stories about how we died!
Larchkit: OHHHH, OHHHHHHHHH! ME FIRST! ME FIRST!
Mosskit: Okay...
Larchkit:(Stands up.) I got hungry.
Mosskit: And...?
Larchkit: And.... I didn't eat...
Mosskit: Yeah...?
Larchkit: AND I DIED! X3 (Sits down.)
Mosskit: Okay... O.o
Smallkit: Can I go next?
Mosskit: Adderkit, would u like to go next?
Adderkit: Sure, dude.
Smallkit: >:(
Adderkit:(Stands up.) Okay, dude, a snake bit me. Then Tallstar was all like, "OH MY GOD" and killed the snake. (Sits down.) That is how I got my name.
Smallkit: Now I go. (Stands up.) I will also speak for Wolfkit and Runningkit. We ALL drowned on the same day. :'( The RiverClan medicine cat, Graywing found us. I was GOING to be Smallstar, she would have been Wolfheart, and him Runningstorm. (Sits down.)
Grasskit:(Snores.)
Smallkit: >:(
Nightkit: Mistkit and I died of sickness!
Splashkit: So did I!
Nightkit: Oh my gosh, really?!
Splashkit: Yeah. Really!
Morningkit: I DID TOO! :3
Tumblekit: I dared my sibling to drink black liquid and I drank some too!
Pricklekit: Who are your siblings?
Timblekit: Pebblefoot and Minnowtail.
Pricklekit: I don't remember how I died. :/
Marshkit, Buzzaredkit, and Grasskit: Same here!
Snowkit: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! >:(
Blossomkit: Brokenstar made me fight WindClan when I was small!
Minnowkit: Mapleshade killed Willowkit and me!
Hollykit: I starved just like Larchkit!
Snowkit: I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU! >:( WELL, ANYWAYS, A HAWK KILLED ME!
Smallkit: We heard you, Snowkit.
Mosskit: I froze to death!

(Through all the commotion, Bluestar and Snowfur are still watching.)
Bluestar: Kits. They will never understand. <:)