#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give u insight -- I'll toon u what your guts look like.
#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 meer seconden your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard stal our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on the matter.
Irish: I never stal nothing, sir. Never did. Not in all me life! That French cunt! He's playing with the Welshman's tiny and ineffective mind!
French: Hush your mouth!
John: Anyway, y'all got horses now. No one needs to die. Leave him be.
Welsh: Who do u think u are, boyo? The bloody cavalry?
John: Your voice is really starting to get on my nerves, boyo.
Welsh: And you're gettin' on my nerves!
French: Yeah!
(Welsh and French assault John, and are quickly killed)
#3:
De Santa: Something doesn't feel right.
John: Maybe u just need to take a piss of something.
#4:
Bonnie: Thank you, Mr. Marston. I feel a lot happier someone's along with me.
John: I feel a lot happier now I got a rifle.
#5:
Johnson: Settle down there Jonah.
John: Listen to your boss Jonah, there's a good boy. Otherwise I'll put a hole in your hillbilly head and watch your tiny brain drain out.
#6:
John: How very interesting. Look, u thought any meer about our plan?
West: Ah, your plan, dear boy, your plan. I am merely the help, not mercifully the arbiter of wisdom.
John: What u are, dear boy, is a man whose life I've saved twice now. A man who sells lies and deceit to unwitting people. A man who if he doesn't help me, I won't think twice about putting a bullet through his skull, feeding to the vultures myself!
#7:
Seth: Finally! Months of searching! I'm gonna be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
John: Maybe then u can take a bath.
#8:
John: That ain't fair.
Abigail: What is fair?
john: Well, some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken door wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. u know that.
#9:
Uncle: I did...I did my best. Thing is, there was too many of 'em... I thought u was dead... I wasn't drinking...
John: Hold your excuses until you've figured out which one to use.
#10:
Bonnie: How are u feeling, Mrs. Marston? From what your husband told me, it must have been awful for you.
Abigail: I've been through worse. And I knew he'd be back before too long. He can't cook a meal to save his life.
John: (sarcastically) Abigail, in my darkest hours, when I was most homesick, just the thought of one of your rat meat stews kept me pushing forward.
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give u insight -- I'll toon u what your guts look like.
#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 meer seconden your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard stal our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on the matter.
Irish: I never stal nothing, sir. Never did. Not in all me life! That French cunt! He's playing with the Welshman's tiny and ineffective mind!
French: Hush your mouth!
John: Anyway, y'all got horses now. No one needs to die. Leave him be.
Welsh: Who do u think u are, boyo? The bloody cavalry?
John: Your voice is really starting to get on my nerves, boyo.
Welsh: And you're gettin' on my nerves!
French: Yeah!
(Welsh and French assault John, and are quickly killed)
#3:
De Santa: Something doesn't feel right.
John: Maybe u just need to take a piss of something.
#4:
Bonnie: Thank you, Mr. Marston. I feel a lot happier someone's along with me.
John: I feel a lot happier now I got a rifle.
#5:
Johnson: Settle down there Jonah.
John: Listen to your boss Jonah, there's a good boy. Otherwise I'll put a hole in your hillbilly head and watch your tiny brain drain out.
#6:
John: How very interesting. Look, u thought any meer about our plan?
West: Ah, your plan, dear boy, your plan. I am merely the help, not mercifully the arbiter of wisdom.
John: What u are, dear boy, is a man whose life I've saved twice now. A man who sells lies and deceit to unwitting people. A man who if he doesn't help me, I won't think twice about putting a bullet through his skull, feeding to the vultures myself!
#7:
Seth: Finally! Months of searching! I'm gonna be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
John: Maybe then u can take a bath.
#8:
John: That ain't fair.
Abigail: What is fair?
john: Well, some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken door wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. u know that.
#9:
Uncle: I did...I did my best. Thing is, there was too many of 'em... I thought u was dead... I wasn't drinking...
John: Hold your excuses until you've figured out which one to use.
#10:
Bonnie: How are u feeling, Mrs. Marston? From what your husband told me, it must have been awful for you.
Abigail: I've been through worse. And I knew he'd be back before too long. He can't cook a meal to save his life.
John: (sarcastically) Abigail, in my darkest hours, when I was most homesick, just the thought of one of your rat meat stews kept me pushing forward.
#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. of just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn u THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the seconde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged door a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. of just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn u THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the seconde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged door a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..