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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS straat (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with u instead of killing u straight away.
And laughing his ezel off. (but Freddy's laugh is the best part of him, so it's a good thing).
It's one of my favourite CinemaSnob episodes, as Brad Jones was excepting Freddy to be the wisecracking, asshole that he is in NEW NIGHTMARE.
And claims it actually scared him (yeah, "him")..


#2: SAW ONE:
Before being the stupid ezel TORTURE PORN we all think of when watching Saw.
There was a time where it was actually a SMART movie. And sadly, that is only the first one..
Where many of the gore is actually shown off view, and it focus's meer on actually being "scary" than being gross..


#3: INSIDIOUS:
Considered one of the best ways of tonen jump scares in PROPER ways is the scene when Rid Lipstick Demon appears behind Patrick Wilson, cause the character that saw him zei she saw Red Lipstick Demon in a dream she had..


#4: THE CONJURING:
What is it about Patrick Wilson and ghost movies.
Whatever it is, whenever I see his face, it usually leads to scary as shit ghost horror movies..


#5: SHUN OF THE DEAD:
Mostly funny. But still some genuine scares mixed in, hell it even gets pretty depressing near the end..


#6: THE DARK KNIGHT:
If u watch this movie in the right way, it's really great for halloween..


#7: NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS:
Just ask Nostaglia Critic..


#8: TRICK of TREAT:
I never seen it, but I want too..


#9: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE the original:
Ironically one one guy is actually killed door a chainsaw. But the tool is still very involved in this movie. And.. Well.. Read my profiel to see why this is such a great thing :)


#10: SCREAM:
Don't take it TOO seriously, and your really enjoy it..


HONORABLE MENTIONS:

FRIDAY THE 13th:
I LOVE Jason Voorhees, but the actual films themselves.. Their very "mah"
Especially the first..


FREDDY VS JASON:
It's just awesome in general.
Just make sure your rooting for the BAD GUYS.
Other wise, there's nothing too interesting about this film, if your not rooting for Robert Englund as everyone's favourite "murdering asshole". Fighting a silent.. Whatever Jason Voorhees is.
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#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, door all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me meer reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what u think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's page...
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#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape, and I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT reading this story, ever!

#9: MR HANKY:
It's sad that I have to put South Park on this list. But as Cartmen says "a talking poo is where I draw the line".

#8: THEY PUSHED HER:
I've changed a lot...
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#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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I had a LOT of free time today.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.

So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.

I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.

Yes.
We finally see L.

For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. of ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.

Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer fan fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
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Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while u sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a haai attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned door the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the haai was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...
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#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned door Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank kasteel was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic dag when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, kasteel swore to "punish" all criminals in...
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