While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest films I know.
Saw 2 is meer what people THINK of when u talk about the Saw films.
Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, door laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.
The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.
Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been sealed behind it. He sets off the timer and the man finds the scalpel.
Now as scary as this is.
When u really think about it, u can live without one of your eyes. The adrenaline rush would get to you. And I'll much rather have only one eye, than be killed in a vein flytrap..
But the man doesn't even seem to TRY.
And is killed while basically" waiting" for the device to kill him..
Anyway, we than see that is movie is protraying Donnie Wahlberg as a short tempered, dectetive cliche. But still have him awesome, cause it's Mark Wahlberg's brother after all.
Anyway, Donnie's son is missing, and he is dragged into investigating the latest Jigsaw case.
As expected, the two events are connected, cause John Kramer (Jigsaw) has his son.
Thoughout the movie, John rants on about having cancer, and how surviving a sucide attempt turned him into Jigsaw.. A man stealing people that are the biggest dicks alive, and making giving them a seconde chance, door having a way to escape his home pagina alone torture chambers. (though the surviver usually means cutting off an arm of something).
Also, John says that eight people trapped in a house; among them are Amanda Young, one of the only known survivors from the first film , and Daniel, Donnie's song.
Jigsaw says that nerve agent is filling the house snd will kill them within two hours, but Kramer assures Donnie that following his own game, simply sitting and chatting with Kramer, will see Daniel returned to him unharmed. At Kerry's urging, Eric agrees in order to buy time for the tech team to arrive and trace the video signal.
Meanwhile.
Daniel, Amanda, and the eight others waken in a windowless room.
Amanda tonen them where to find the tape recorder of Jigsaw (and we're suppose to be SHOCKED that she's working for Jigsaw, when she clearly knows exactly what to do, and when to do it).
After hearing the tape, informing them of the nerve gas entering their veins, Jigsaw hints that they need to work as a team before ending the message.
Shortly after hearing the message, the largest guy of the group, Xavier.
Finds a note warning them not to try opening the door with the key volgende to the note.
Obviously it doesn't take a genius to realize, that maybe this is the type of situation, where u should probably listen to such things, it's probably booby trapped.
But of coarse. Like a dumb-ass, an paranoid man named Gus tries to use the key anyway. And as expected, doing so triggers a revolver to shoot though the key hole.
Honestly, Gus is the STUPIDEST Jigsaw victim I have ever seen.
First u ignore a direct warning.
And second, maybe u might of been spared, if u didn't put your god damn eye into the keyhole.
Like, do u ever check the key hole when unlocking a door? Who dose that.
Anyway. after eventually being let out of the room, the group explores (and Xeiver finds a spiked bat, like in DeadRising 2).
Eventually they find the basement, where one of them, Obi, is recognized door one of them as the the guy that kidnapped her, (even though the girl that recognized him, clearly never saw his face), and Obi is forced into a furnace to obtain two antidotes inside, but inadvertently activates the trap (cause he was 'smart' enough to try grabbing a third one, even though it's obvious it was rigged) and is burned to death before the others can save him (not that they really tried very hard, especially the females, who just stood there watching).
In the volgende room, Xavier throws Amanda into a syringe-filled pit intended for himself, and though she is able to retrieve the key, he is unable to unlock the steel door behind which the antidote sits before the timer vervalt and he leaves out of frustration.
Later in the movie.
Having left the others because of his stubbornness, Xavier returns to the room where they started from and finds a colored number on Gus' neck. After realizing the answer to the clue to one of the antidotes (and never deciding to simply 'ask' if he could see everyone's number), he than kills Jonas (the black guy of the group) with his spiked bat after misunderstanding leads to a violent fist fight, reads Jona's number, and than begins hunting the others.
Having seen Xavier chasing his son, Donnie Wahlberg brutally assaults Kramer and forces him to lead Dannie to the house.
Amanda and Daniel find a tunnel in the veilig room which leads to a dilapidated bathroom with two rotting corpses (the set from from the first movie).
Daniel collapses inside just before Xavier finds them. Amanda notes that he can't read his own number, and he cuts the skin from his neck. before approaching her, Daniel, who feigned his collapse, jumps up and slashes Xeiver's neck with a hacksaw, killing him in self defence.
John leads Donnie to the wrong house, where Amanda, revealing her true self. drugs him, even though there's a thousands ways this could of backfired, mainly, Donnie had a gun on him.
Anyway. In the twist end, it's revealed, when John zei "all u have to do is sit with me" he meant it LITERARY.
If Donnie waited, his son would be revealed to have been in the room where they found Jigsaw, and the tapes where pre-recored.
But sense he didn't poor Donnie will die for nothing.
I like that actually, it's so twisted..
Saw 2 is meer what people THINK of when u talk about the Saw films.
Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, door laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.
The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.
Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been sealed behind it. He sets off the timer and the man finds the scalpel.
Now as scary as this is.
When u really think about it, u can live without one of your eyes. The adrenaline rush would get to you. And I'll much rather have only one eye, than be killed in a vein flytrap..
But the man doesn't even seem to TRY.
And is killed while basically" waiting" for the device to kill him..
Anyway, we than see that is movie is protraying Donnie Wahlberg as a short tempered, dectetive cliche. But still have him awesome, cause it's Mark Wahlberg's brother after all.
Anyway, Donnie's son is missing, and he is dragged into investigating the latest Jigsaw case.
As expected, the two events are connected, cause John Kramer (Jigsaw) has his son.
Thoughout the movie, John rants on about having cancer, and how surviving a sucide attempt turned him into Jigsaw.. A man stealing people that are the biggest dicks alive, and making giving them a seconde chance, door having a way to escape his home pagina alone torture chambers. (though the surviver usually means cutting off an arm of something).
Also, John says that eight people trapped in a house; among them are Amanda Young, one of the only known survivors from the first film , and Daniel, Donnie's song.
Jigsaw says that nerve agent is filling the house snd will kill them within two hours, but Kramer assures Donnie that following his own game, simply sitting and chatting with Kramer, will see Daniel returned to him unharmed. At Kerry's urging, Eric agrees in order to buy time for the tech team to arrive and trace the video signal.
Meanwhile.
Daniel, Amanda, and the eight others waken in a windowless room.
Amanda tonen them where to find the tape recorder of Jigsaw (and we're suppose to be SHOCKED that she's working for Jigsaw, when she clearly knows exactly what to do, and when to do it).
After hearing the tape, informing them of the nerve gas entering their veins, Jigsaw hints that they need to work as a team before ending the message.
Shortly after hearing the message, the largest guy of the group, Xavier.
Finds a note warning them not to try opening the door with the key volgende to the note.
Obviously it doesn't take a genius to realize, that maybe this is the type of situation, where u should probably listen to such things, it's probably booby trapped.
But of coarse. Like a dumb-ass, an paranoid man named Gus tries to use the key anyway. And as expected, doing so triggers a revolver to shoot though the key hole.
Honestly, Gus is the STUPIDEST Jigsaw victim I have ever seen.
First u ignore a direct warning.
And second, maybe u might of been spared, if u didn't put your god damn eye into the keyhole.
Like, do u ever check the key hole when unlocking a door? Who dose that.
Anyway. after eventually being let out of the room, the group explores (and Xeiver finds a spiked bat, like in DeadRising 2).
Eventually they find the basement, where one of them, Obi, is recognized door one of them as the the guy that kidnapped her, (even though the girl that recognized him, clearly never saw his face), and Obi is forced into a furnace to obtain two antidotes inside, but inadvertently activates the trap (cause he was 'smart' enough to try grabbing a third one, even though it's obvious it was rigged) and is burned to death before the others can save him (not that they really tried very hard, especially the females, who just stood there watching).
In the volgende room, Xavier throws Amanda into a syringe-filled pit intended for himself, and though she is able to retrieve the key, he is unable to unlock the steel door behind which the antidote sits before the timer vervalt and he leaves out of frustration.
Later in the movie.
Having left the others because of his stubbornness, Xavier returns to the room where they started from and finds a colored number on Gus' neck. After realizing the answer to the clue to one of the antidotes (and never deciding to simply 'ask' if he could see everyone's number), he than kills Jonas (the black guy of the group) with his spiked bat after misunderstanding leads to a violent fist fight, reads Jona's number, and than begins hunting the others.
Having seen Xavier chasing his son, Donnie Wahlberg brutally assaults Kramer and forces him to lead Dannie to the house.
Amanda and Daniel find a tunnel in the veilig room which leads to a dilapidated bathroom with two rotting corpses (the set from from the first movie).
Daniel collapses inside just before Xavier finds them. Amanda notes that he can't read his own number, and he cuts the skin from his neck. before approaching her, Daniel, who feigned his collapse, jumps up and slashes Xeiver's neck with a hacksaw, killing him in self defence.
John leads Donnie to the wrong house, where Amanda, revealing her true self. drugs him, even though there's a thousands ways this could of backfired, mainly, Donnie had a gun on him.
Anyway. In the twist end, it's revealed, when John zei "all u have to do is sit with me" he meant it LITERARY.
If Donnie waited, his son would be revealed to have been in the room where they found Jigsaw, and the tapes where pre-recored.
But sense he didn't poor Donnie will die for nothing.
I like that actually, it's so twisted..
sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion of something.
Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.
I thought THE BABY would lead to the toon becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.
As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
of even that shootout in episode 21.
Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.
I thought THE BABY would lead to the toon becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.
As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
of even that shootout in episode 21.
Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
#1: KORN:
When u think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make u think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: roze FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
When u think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make u think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: roze FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the top, boven war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would u feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisie that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the top, boven war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would u feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisie that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most favoriete character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit of whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the toon till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless u count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most favoriete character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit of whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the toon till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless u count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!
Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)
Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..
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Well, what can I say..
A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.
I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..
A vey "different" toon then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.
I want a death note.
There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)
Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..
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Well, what can I say..
A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.
I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..
A vey "different" toon then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.
I want a death note.
There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online writing
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO vrienden these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online writing
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO vrienden these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#1: JUSTIN BIEBER:
We all love to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..
#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..
#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..
#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?
#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.
We all love to hate this idiot.
But the thing is, I decided to actually look him up.
He's actually pretty good now that he dosen't a voice of friggin Alvin and the chipmunks..
#2: SMOSH:
They seem to try to hard these days.
But they still have the rare episode that is still funny.
They just need to stop with all these new guys, they have no talents, as where Ian and Anthony have a LOT of talent..
#3: ROB DRYDEK:
I'm one of the few that actually cares about him.
Lose that WestCoast girl, and maybe OTHER people will care about your shows too, Rob..
#4: NICKELBACK
Beatles aren't the greatest. But we gotta respect them, it's just how things are.
Why can't the same rule apply for Nickelback!?
#5: MILEY CYRUS:
I actually loved this kid once.
But.. Times have changed.