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While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest films I know.

Saw 2 is meer what people THINK of when u talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, door laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been sealed behind it. He sets off the timer and the man finds the scalpel.
Now as scary as this is.
When u really think about it, u can live without one of your eyes. The adrenaline rush would get to you. And I'll much rather have only one eye, than be killed in a vein flytrap..
But the man doesn't even seem to TRY.
And is killed while basically" waiting" for the device to kill him..

Anyway, we than see that is movie is protraying Donnie Wahlberg as a short tempered, dectetive cliche. But still have him awesome, cause it's Mark Wahlberg's brother after all.

Anyway, Donnie's son is missing, and he is dragged into investigating the latest Jigsaw case.
As expected, the two events are connected, cause John Kramer (Jigsaw) has his son.

 John Kramer
John Kramer


Thoughout the movie, John rants on about having cancer, and how surviving a sucide attempt turned him into Jigsaw.. A man stealing people that are the biggest dicks alive, and making giving them a seconde chance, door having a way to escape his home pagina alone torture chambers. (though the surviver usually means cutting off an arm of something).

Also, John says that eight people trapped in a house; among them are Amanda Young, one of the only known survivors from the first film , and Daniel, Donnie's song.
Jigsaw says that nerve agent is filling the house snd will kill them within two hours, but Kramer assures Donnie that following his own game, simply sitting and chatting with Kramer, will see Daniel returned to him unharmed. At Kerry's urging, Eric agrees in order to buy time for the tech team to arrive and trace the video signal.

Meanwhile.
Daniel, Amanda, and the eight others waken in a windowless room.
Amanda tonen them where to find the tape recorder of Jigsaw (and we're suppose to be SHOCKED that she's working for Jigsaw, when she clearly knows exactly what to do, and when to do it).

After hearing the tape, informing them of the nerve gas entering their veins, Jigsaw hints that they need to work as a team before ending the message.

Shortly after hearing the message, the largest guy of the group, Xavier.

 Xavier
Xavier


Finds a note warning them not to try opening the door with the key volgende to the note.

Obviously it doesn't take a genius to realize, that maybe this is the type of situation, where u should probably listen to such things, it's probably booby trapped.

But of coarse. Like a dumb-ass, an paranoid man named Gus tries to use the key anyway. And as expected, doing so triggers a revolver to shoot though the key hole.

Honestly, Gus is the STUPIDEST Jigsaw victim I have ever seen.
First u ignore a direct warning.
And second, maybe u might of been spared, if u didn't put your god damn eye into the keyhole.
Like, do u ever check the key hole when unlocking a door? Who dose that.

Anyway. after eventually being let out of the room, the group explores (and Xeiver finds a spiked bat, like in DeadRising 2).

Eventually they find the basement, where one of them, Obi, is recognized door one of them as the the guy that kidnapped her, (even though the girl that recognized him, clearly never saw his face), and Obi is forced into a furnace to obtain two antidotes inside, but inadvertently activates the trap (cause he was 'smart' enough to try grabbing a third one, even though it's obvious it was rigged) and is burned to death before the others can save him (not that they really tried very hard, especially the females, who just stood there watching).

In the volgende room, Xavier throws Amanda into a syringe-filled pit intended for himself, and though she is able to retrieve the key, he is unable to unlock the steel door behind which the antidote sits before the timer vervalt and he leaves out of frustration.

Later in the movie.
Having left the others because of his stubbornness, Xavier returns to the room where they started from and finds a colored number on Gus' neck. After realizing the answer to the clue to one of the antidotes (and never deciding to simply 'ask' if he could see everyone's number), he than kills Jonas (the black guy of the group) with his spiked bat after misunderstanding leads to a violent fist fight, reads Jona's number, and than begins hunting the others.

Having seen Xavier chasing his son, Donnie Wahlberg brutally assaults Kramer and forces him to lead Dannie to the house.

Amanda and Daniel find a tunnel in the veilig room which leads to a dilapidated bathroom with two rotting corpses (the set from from the first movie).

Daniel collapses inside just before Xavier finds them. Amanda notes that he can't read his own number, and he cuts the skin from his neck. before approaching her, Daniel, who feigned his collapse, jumps up and slashes Xeiver's neck with a hacksaw, killing him in self defence.

John leads Donnie to the wrong house, where Amanda, revealing her true self. drugs him, even though there's a thousands ways this could of backfired, mainly, Donnie had a gun on him.

Anyway. In the twist end, it's revealed, when John zei "all u have to do is sit with me" he meant it LITERARY.
If Donnie waited, his son would be revealed to have been in the room where they found Jigsaw, and the tapes where pre-recored.
But sense he didn't poor Donnie will die for nothing.
I like that actually, it's so twisted..
#1:
Is it legal to live in Canada?
also is Canada even a real country of is it just part of the united states?
"You make me sad"


#2:
If u die in Canada? Do u die in real life?
"No, u become a reindeer with red nose"


#3:
Do they have birds in Canada?
"Try reading a book once in a while"


#4:
Why do Canadians speak English?
"Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows"



#5:
If Canada is America Jr., does that mean New Zealand is Australia Jr.?
"................................... Wow"



#6:
Do they use toilet paper in Canada?
"No, we use the flag of whatever...
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posted by Canada24
CUPCAKES SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the volgende time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hallo Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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posted by Canada24
Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If u want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have u been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But u just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why u think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy boom vrienden isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while reading book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take u on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And u often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if u kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means u finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, u CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if u allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: EMINEM - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other u like Purge of not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the seconde one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up door the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The dogs turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into dogs and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are meer SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved door them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and meer than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to toon that children really do give meer of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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video
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1:
QUESTION: How do u hide a boner?
ANSWER: u get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in love with your dog?
ANSWER: u need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 jaar old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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posted by Canada24
Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my favoriete pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, tonen that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and u know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...
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posted by Canada24
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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