Walking Dead is past it's prime door this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"
Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, hulst, holly SHIT THIS INTENSE!!
Here are my favoriete moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..
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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco uses it to beat the the poor guy nearly to death, screaming that this is Tuco's turf.
Than later at the season 1 finally, we get THIS conversation..
Tuco: What is this shit? This is blue.
Walter: We used a different chemical process, but it is every bit as pure.
Jesse: It may be blue, but it's the bomb.
Tuco: [snorts meth] Tight! Tight, tight, yeah! Oh, blue, yellow, pink, whatever, man! Just keep bringing me that!
No-Doze: [weighing the bag of meth] Four point six.
Tuco: Uh! Come on. [Gonzo hands the money to Walter and Jesse] What did I say, man? This guy can cook! You're alright, man. You're alright. We're going to make a lot of money together.
No-Doze: [with a lot of attitude] Just remember who you're working for.
Tuco: [angered, he turns and faces him] What did u say!?
No-Doze: I'm just saying they got to know that they're working for you.
Tuco: Like they don't already know that!? Are u saying they're stupid?
No-Doze: No, I'm just...I'm just saying.
Tuco: Oh yeah, so you're not saying they're stupid. So I don't understand. Are u saying that I'M stupid?
No-Doze: No, come on, Tuco. I'm just...I'm just saying.
Tuco: NO YOUR JUST SPEAKING FOR ME!.. LIKE I DON'T HAVE THE GOD DAMN SENSE, TO SPEAK FOR MYSELF!.. Is that it? Is that what you're doing!?
Walter: Tuco. Tuco, hey, why don't we just all relax, huh?
Tuco: [laughs] Heisenberg says "relax". Orale, holmes. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. [Tuco punches No-Doze in the face. Tuco proceeds to stempel, punch him over and over while he is on the ground, leaving him bloody and possibly dead, we repeatedly cut over to Walter's face of complete horror of what he's gotten himself into]/
Tuco: [showing off his bloody knuckles] DAMN, LOOK AT THAT, LOOK!.. Yeah, that's messed up!.. Okay, Heisenberg! volgende week. [chuckles]
#9: GUS'S BACKSTORY:
Though Gus certainly ended up a monster, seeing his friend/co-worker murdered right in front of him. Not only is Gus restrained from attacking Tio, but he is practically tortured and forced to look at his dead companion. One can imagine the pain that he lived with for the volgende 20 years.. volgende the revenge meer awesome.. killing Don Eladio and all his capos with poisoned Tequila. To get them to drink it, he first has to drink a shot himself, then lets slip nothing for a while afterwards, until he finally asks to use the bathroom shortly before the poison will take effect so he can throw it up. And even when he's alone, he still goes through the process as calmly and methodically as possible. Afterwards, he starts feeling some of the effects, but still manages to shout to the survivors that their boss is dead. Later bragging about it to the now comatose Heckter..
#8: WALTER'S TRANSFORMATION:
At the beginning of the series, it was clear to the viewer when Walt was making a conscious decision to become Heisenberg (wishing to keep his identity secret around other criminals, wearing the trademark black hat and sunglasses, etc.).
Towards his family, he remained, for the most part, the same Walter White (although his mercurial, erratic behavior in the early seasons does raise some suspicions on the part of Skyler and Walt Jr.)
However, as the series progresses, the line between Walt and his Heisenberg persona is increasingly blurred. Turning from mild mannered father. To sociopathic, maniplative, anti-hero..
Walter White: Who are u talking to right now? Who is it u think u see? Do u know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, u wouldn't believe it. Do u know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, u clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue u in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and u think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!
#7: THE PRISON MASSACRE:
The scene kinda freaks me out..
#6: JESSIE IN THE LAST SEASON:
Tortured, enslaved, and chained up like a dog in Todd's meth lab, with the implication he'll be there until he's no longer useful. Not to mention Todd kills Andrea. Jesse's reaction to this, as he could do nothing but watch, is unbearable..
#5: ALL THOSE KIDS:
Don't watch breaking bad unless your okay with kids dying.. That's basically the point of Jessie's arc. He cares about kids. His friend Combo is murdered door one.. He lets it slide, and instead is mad at the people who hired the kid. But in response, the "murder the kid". Which motivates him to kill the owners.. And than Todd kills a kid who accidatally witnessed the train heist. Which Jessie considered unnesseary, and disguesting..
#4: GUS'S DEATH:
After Hecter activates a sucide bomb, Gus coolly walks out of the room and adjusts his tie as if nothing has happened. And then we see that he's missing half of his face, and he drops dead..
#3:
Jesse realizing that Walter was the one who poisoned Brock (another damn child). He beats a confession out of Sau, steals a gun from him and drives to Walt's house and starts soaking the inside with gasoline. Hank stops him from burning down Walt's house.
Jesse: He can't keep getting away with it! HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
#2: GUS:
A defining characteristic of Gus is the friendly and low-key exterior he maintains; he takes an active role in managing his front businesses and personally supervises employees and serves customers at his Los Pollos Hermanos restaurants.
However, Walter has seen another side of him.
Walt: He won't let u kill me? Is that it? No matter how hard u try to turn Jessie against me, to screw with his head so that he would hate my guts and he still won't let u do it.
Gustavo Fring: "For now. But he'll come around. ln the meantime there's the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem u promised to resolve.You have failed. Now it's left to me to deal with him."
Walter White : "You can't--"
Gustavo Fring: "lf u try to interfere this becomes a much simpler matter. l will kill your wife. l will kill your son.. l will kill your infant daughter."
Walter White : ".........."
#1: THE CRAWLSPACE SCENE:
Of coarse it's this scene.. One of the most intense moments of the show.. Walt, after Gus's threat in #2, rushes home pagina to retrieve his hidden cache of money, Walter tears apart his and Skyler's hiding place — under the house — to find a fraction of the money he needs. He demands Skyler to tell him where the money is, when she doesn't responde, he screams "WHERE IS THE MONEY!?".. Scared, she admits she gave it to Ted.. Walter is shocked.. Skyler tries to explain herself but half way though, Walter screams as if watching his family die right in front of his own eyes.. He than tenses in a fetal position and appears to be sobbing, but he's actually laughing.. Skyler is scared. And for good reason.
Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, hulst, holly SHIT THIS INTENSE!!
Here are my favoriete moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..
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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco uses it to beat the the poor guy nearly to death, screaming that this is Tuco's turf.
Than later at the season 1 finally, we get THIS conversation..
Tuco: What is this shit? This is blue.
Walter: We used a different chemical process, but it is every bit as pure.
Jesse: It may be blue, but it's the bomb.
Tuco: [snorts meth] Tight! Tight, tight, yeah! Oh, blue, yellow, pink, whatever, man! Just keep bringing me that!
No-Doze: [weighing the bag of meth] Four point six.
Tuco: Uh! Come on. [Gonzo hands the money to Walter and Jesse] What did I say, man? This guy can cook! You're alright, man. You're alright. We're going to make a lot of money together.
No-Doze: [with a lot of attitude] Just remember who you're working for.
Tuco: [angered, he turns and faces him] What did u say!?
No-Doze: I'm just saying they got to know that they're working for you.
Tuco: Like they don't already know that!? Are u saying they're stupid?
No-Doze: No, I'm just...I'm just saying.
Tuco: Oh yeah, so you're not saying they're stupid. So I don't understand. Are u saying that I'M stupid?
No-Doze: No, come on, Tuco. I'm just...I'm just saying.
Tuco: NO YOUR JUST SPEAKING FOR ME!.. LIKE I DON'T HAVE THE GOD DAMN SENSE, TO SPEAK FOR MYSELF!.. Is that it? Is that what you're doing!?
Walter: Tuco. Tuco, hey, why don't we just all relax, huh?
Tuco: [laughs] Heisenberg says "relax". Orale, holmes. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. [Tuco punches No-Doze in the face. Tuco proceeds to stempel, punch him over and over while he is on the ground, leaving him bloody and possibly dead, we repeatedly cut over to Walter's face of complete horror of what he's gotten himself into]/
Tuco: [showing off his bloody knuckles] DAMN, LOOK AT THAT, LOOK!.. Yeah, that's messed up!.. Okay, Heisenberg! volgende week. [chuckles]
#9: GUS'S BACKSTORY:
Though Gus certainly ended up a monster, seeing his friend/co-worker murdered right in front of him. Not only is Gus restrained from attacking Tio, but he is practically tortured and forced to look at his dead companion. One can imagine the pain that he lived with for the volgende 20 years.. volgende the revenge meer awesome.. killing Don Eladio and all his capos with poisoned Tequila. To get them to drink it, he first has to drink a shot himself, then lets slip nothing for a while afterwards, until he finally asks to use the bathroom shortly before the poison will take effect so he can throw it up. And even when he's alone, he still goes through the process as calmly and methodically as possible. Afterwards, he starts feeling some of the effects, but still manages to shout to the survivors that their boss is dead. Later bragging about it to the now comatose Heckter..
#8: WALTER'S TRANSFORMATION:
At the beginning of the series, it was clear to the viewer when Walt was making a conscious decision to become Heisenberg (wishing to keep his identity secret around other criminals, wearing the trademark black hat and sunglasses, etc.).
Towards his family, he remained, for the most part, the same Walter White (although his mercurial, erratic behavior in the early seasons does raise some suspicions on the part of Skyler and Walt Jr.)
However, as the series progresses, the line between Walt and his Heisenberg persona is increasingly blurred. Turning from mild mannered father. To sociopathic, maniplative, anti-hero..
Walter White: Who are u talking to right now? Who is it u think u see? Do u know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, u wouldn't believe it. Do u know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, u clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue u in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and u think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!
#7: THE PRISON MASSACRE:
The scene kinda freaks me out..
#6: JESSIE IN THE LAST SEASON:
Tortured, enslaved, and chained up like a dog in Todd's meth lab, with the implication he'll be there until he's no longer useful. Not to mention Todd kills Andrea. Jesse's reaction to this, as he could do nothing but watch, is unbearable..
#5: ALL THOSE KIDS:
Don't watch breaking bad unless your okay with kids dying.. That's basically the point of Jessie's arc. He cares about kids. His friend Combo is murdered door one.. He lets it slide, and instead is mad at the people who hired the kid. But in response, the "murder the kid". Which motivates him to kill the owners.. And than Todd kills a kid who accidatally witnessed the train heist. Which Jessie considered unnesseary, and disguesting..
#4: GUS'S DEATH:
After Hecter activates a sucide bomb, Gus coolly walks out of the room and adjusts his tie as if nothing has happened. And then we see that he's missing half of his face, and he drops dead..
#3:
Jesse realizing that Walter was the one who poisoned Brock (another damn child). He beats a confession out of Sau, steals a gun from him and drives to Walt's house and starts soaking the inside with gasoline. Hank stops him from burning down Walt's house.
Jesse: He can't keep getting away with it! HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
#2: GUS:
A defining characteristic of Gus is the friendly and low-key exterior he maintains; he takes an active role in managing his front businesses and personally supervises employees and serves customers at his Los Pollos Hermanos restaurants.
However, Walter has seen another side of him.
Walt: He won't let u kill me? Is that it? No matter how hard u try to turn Jessie against me, to screw with his head so that he would hate my guts and he still won't let u do it.
Gustavo Fring: "For now. But he'll come around. ln the meantime there's the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem u promised to resolve.You have failed. Now it's left to me to deal with him."
Walter White : "You can't--"
Gustavo Fring: "lf u try to interfere this becomes a much simpler matter. l will kill your wife. l will kill your son.. l will kill your infant daughter."
Walter White : ".........."
#1: THE CRAWLSPACE SCENE:
Of coarse it's this scene.. One of the most intense moments of the show.. Walt, after Gus's threat in #2, rushes home pagina to retrieve his hidden cache of money, Walter tears apart his and Skyler's hiding place — under the house — to find a fraction of the money he needs. He demands Skyler to tell him where the money is, when she doesn't responde, he screams "WHERE IS THE MONEY!?".. Scared, she admits she gave it to Ted.. Walter is shocked.. Skyler tries to explain herself but half way though, Walter screams as if watching his family die right in front of his own eyes.. He than tenses in a fetal position and appears to be sobbing, but he's actually laughing.. Skyler is scared. And for good reason.
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders regenboog Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders regenboog Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a veilig country?
"Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a veilig country?
"Cause the mighty king gans gives us food to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildpad against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this jaar for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"
#2:
Guy: What u doing with it anyway?
Christian: u know. It's probably one of those things u SHOULDN'T ask about.
#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!
#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"
#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..
#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"
#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"
#8:
Jimmy: Why are u holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.
#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"
#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
