#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause u know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far meer affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a haai attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned door the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. u know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten door a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, u know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, u know, "death = meer money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, u know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog door a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget u ever existed..
#10: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two vrienden in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause u know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far meer affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a haai attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned door the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. u know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten door a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, u know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, u know, "death = meer money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, u know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog door a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget u ever existed..
#10: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two vrienden in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say
"I told u so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This toon is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The toon is an asshole.
But that would lead too him say
"I told u so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This toon is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The toon is an asshole.
So.. Here's another review..
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This toon has kind of animation.. All anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This toon has kind of animation.. All anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.
It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".
And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.
I love u Todd..
Anyway.. The toon is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.
We're almost done season 1 anyway, volgende week kom bij me for the conclusion of season 1..
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.
It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".
And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.
I love u Todd..
Anyway.. The toon is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.
We're almost done season 1 anyway, volgende week kom bij me for the conclusion of season 1..
#1: KORN:
When u think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make u think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: roze FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
When u think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make u think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..
#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.
#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!
#4: roze FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..
#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the top, boven war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would u feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisie that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..
#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.
#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the top, boven war against Satan..
#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would u feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on televisie that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"