#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause u know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far meer affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a haai attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned door the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. u know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten door a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, u know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, u know, "death = meer money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, u know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog door a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget u ever existed..
#10: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two vrienden in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause u know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far meer affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a haai attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned door the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. u know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten door a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, u know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, u know, "death = meer money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, u know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog door a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget u ever existed..
#10: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two vrienden in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..