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#1:
Mastersword as an interviewer: hallo princess Twilight. Good having u here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the vraag is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a vraag being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. u answered 'none' of my questions. u kinda sound like a broken automatic response system, that's only been tought 4 phrases.

Twilight: (not lessening) Thanks. It's been an experience.

Sword: *annoyed* Yeah it has!

Twilight: *listing stuff about friendship*

Sword: What are yo- *looks behind him* Are u reading cue cards wait now!?.. What is this!?

Twilight: *still reading off them*

Sword: (proving point to audience) What's your name lady!?

Twilight: .. Dedication.

Sword: (angrily to camera) Her name is dedication!



#2:

Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as u say he is.

Sword: Wha-

Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.

Derpy: (laughs) u did?..

Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*

Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!

Sword: u should hear his meer recent ones.. (to Saten) Tell her what u did a the other day.

Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.

Sword: (angrily) THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!

Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.

Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.

Saten: Oh! Differently (they highfive)

Sword: (arrogantly) HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?

Satan: No-

Sword: No! u did not get me!.. Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.

Saten: u know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. u guys can go out.. But only once.

Sword: Good enough. *leaves*

Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.

Derpy: Fine.

Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..



#3:

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought u were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. u can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).



#4:

Iron will: Welcome. To Iron wills toon on being assertive.. Here's how being assertive works. u take down who's bigger then you.. Example. Who's the toughest pony in the crowd?

Sword: (there with Fluttershy) Well. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the extinction o- (gets grabbed door Iron will and gets violently beaten up from off view).

Iron Will: Alright. Know who's the funniest?

Sword: I know my way around a jo- (starts getting beat up again).



#5:

Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken door a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..

Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before u start.

Twilight: Jesus christ!

Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!

Twilight: hulst, holly SHIT!

Master Sword: (annoyed) u gonna let me explain!?

Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would love to know why u shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!

Master Sword: ... He startled me!

Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?

Master Sword: He! Startled me!

Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!

Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..

Twilight: Great... So what now.

Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..

Twilight: u can't be serious!?

Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..

Twilight: ... u planned this, didn't you!?

Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!

Twilight: u planned this! I know u did!

Master Sword: u honestly think I wou-

Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) hallo Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..

(long pause).

Master Sword: u would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.

Twilight: (starts growling)

Master Sword: (happily) I stal it.

Twilight: SWOOO-

Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!!



#6:

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? u scared th- Oh shit, did u steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of stal it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! u can't steal police cars! u know how illage that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful kanon in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).



#7:

Radio: Car 53, we're u heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are u going!?

Master Sword: Didn't u hear, theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

(They burst into bank)

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are u doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: ... Yeah!

Saten: Hmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)



#8:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd u bring me to Cake N' spek for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.

Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!

Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?

Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!



#9:

Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH! FUCK!

Students: (turn quite)

Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!

Audience: (gasps)

Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!

Principle: Mr Sword, please sto-

Master Sword: Oh, jam a lit sparkler up my asshole and then do sit-ups. lt hurts so bad!

Principle: Sir! Words like that are NOT allowed in this school!

Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.



#10:
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving u people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.




#11:
Sword: Tonight, u become a man.

roze Pony: But I'm a girl.

Sword: A MAN!!




#12:
Saten: I hate to tell u this Sword, but there really is no Santa.

Sword: ... (chuckles) That's funny.. I thought u zei Santa wasn't real.. What's next, hmm? . Um, who else isn't real? Hmm? Y...You gonna tell me Elmo isn't real? of SpongeBob? Is he not real? Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business? Hmm? And what about Curious George? Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm? Is Curious George not out there makin' little boats out of newspapers that he should be delivering? Huh? Educate yourself, u fool!



#13:
Saten: Why'd we take his leg?

Sword: We're in their country, Saten, we have to observe their customs. (drops leg on bump)

Sword: ... Well, at least we're done with the first leg of our journey.



#14:
Sword: hallo dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't Christmas magical?
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is spleet, split personalitied. One minuut he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered of something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far meer dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And meer capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know zei this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing u can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every dag assurance..

As I zei before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown door his own grenade...
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, door nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even meer notable when u play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much meer color and life into it. This certainly makes it meer unique than 5.. But honestly, I just love the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly u never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie u are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mug, mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before u even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
u better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna stempel, punch u square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If u don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
u don't understand. u don't understand because u don't understand liberty. u don't understand freedom. So u put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! u hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
u tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home pagina door tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If u have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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posted by Canada24
#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted door most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed door Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting random citizen) u look like u struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, door the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: u make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: u should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate u under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. appeldrank, applejack was at Sweet appel, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so u don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a tafel, tabel to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE LOVE EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favoriete song door him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I love how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..


EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract u as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) u just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this toon a few meer times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..

Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.

I am gonna have too watch this again.

Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..

But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..

Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..

Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had meer screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared door Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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