#1:
Mastersword as an interviewer: hallo princess Twilight. Good having u here.
Twilight: Sure.
Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?
Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.
Sword: That's nice. But the vraag is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?
Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a vraag being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.
Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. u answered 'none' of my questions. u kinda sound like a broken automatic response system, that's only been tought 4 phrases.
Twilight: (not lessening) Thanks. It's been an experience.
Sword: *annoyed* Yeah it has!
Twilight: *listing stuff about friendship*
Sword: What are yo- *looks behind him* Are u reading cue cards wait now!?.. What is this!?
Twilight: *still reading off them*
Sword: (proving point to audience) What's your name lady!?
Twilight: .. Dedication.
Sword: (angrily to camera) Her name is dedication!
#2:
Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as u say he is.
Sword: Wha-
Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.
Derpy: (laughs) u did?..
Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*
Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
Sword: u should hear his meer recent ones.. (to Saten) Tell her what u did a the other day.
Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.
Sword: (angrily) THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!
Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.
Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.
Saten: Oh! Differently (they highfive)
Sword: (arrogantly) HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?
Satan: No-
Sword: No! u did not get me!.. Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.
Saten: u know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. u guys can go out.. But only once.
Sword: Good enough. *leaves*
Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.
Derpy: Fine.
Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..
#3:
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought u were the mafia.
Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.
Sword: Who?
Saten: I've been asked to interview you.
Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. u can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).
#4:
Iron will: Welcome. To Iron wills toon on being assertive.. Here's how being assertive works. u take down who's bigger then you.. Example. Who's the toughest pony in the crowd?
Sword: (there with Fluttershy) Well. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the extinction o- (gets grabbed door Iron will and gets violently beaten up from off view).
Iron Will: Alright. Know who's the funniest?
Sword: I know my way around a jo- (starts getting beat up again).
#5:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken door a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before u start.
Twilight: Jesus christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: hulst, holly SHIT!
Master Sword: (annoyed) u gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would love to know why u shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!
Master Sword: ... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: u can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ... u planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!
Twilight: u planned this! I know u did!
Master Sword: u honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) hallo Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: u would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I stal it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!!
#6:
Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!
Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.
Saten: Sword? u scared th- Oh shit, did u steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!
Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of stal it.. Prove.. I did!
Saten: But dude! u can't steal police cars! u know how illage that is!?
Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.
Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.
Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?
(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful kanon in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).
#7:
Radio: Car 53, we're u heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are u going!?
Master Sword: Didn't u hear, theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
(They burst into bank)
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are u doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: ... Yeah!
Saten: Hmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
#8:
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd u bring me to Cake N' spek for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#9:
Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH! FUCK!
Students: (turn quite)
Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!
Audience: (gasps)
Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!
Principle: Mr Sword, please sto-
Master Sword: Oh, jam a lit sparkler up my asshole and then do sit-ups. lt hurts so bad!
Principle: Sir! Words like that are NOT allowed in this school!
Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.
#10:
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving u people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
#11:
Sword: Tonight, u become a man.
roze Pony: But I'm a girl.
Sword: A MAN!!
#12:
Saten: I hate to tell u this Sword, but there really is no Santa.
Sword: ... (chuckles) That's funny.. I thought u zei Santa wasn't real.. What's next, hmm? . Um, who else isn't real? Hmm? Y...You gonna tell me Elmo isn't real? of SpongeBob? Is he not real? Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business? Hmm? And what about Curious George? Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm? Is Curious George not out there makin' little boats out of newspapers that he should be delivering? Huh? Educate yourself, u fool!
#13:
Saten: Why'd we take his leg?
Sword: We're in their country, Saten, we have to observe their customs. (drops leg on bump)
Sword: ... Well, at least we're done with the first leg of our journey.
#14:
Sword: hallo dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't Christmas magical?
Mastersword as an interviewer: hallo princess Twilight. Good having u here.
Twilight: Sure.
Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?
Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.
Sword: That's nice. But the vraag is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?
Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a vraag being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.
Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. u answered 'none' of my questions. u kinda sound like a broken automatic response system, that's only been tought 4 phrases.
Twilight: (not lessening) Thanks. It's been an experience.
Sword: *annoyed* Yeah it has!
Twilight: *listing stuff about friendship*
Sword: What are yo- *looks behind him* Are u reading cue cards wait now!?.. What is this!?
Twilight: *still reading off them*
Sword: (proving point to audience) What's your name lady!?
Twilight: .. Dedication.
Sword: (angrily to camera) Her name is dedication!
#2:
Derpy: Saten. He's not even as dorky as u say he is.
Sword: Wha-
Saten: Well.. I still loved pranking him anyway.
Derpy: (laughs) u did?..
Saten: Yes.. I remember I use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying. *Saten and Derpy laugh*
Sword: It wasn't funny. It was painful.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
Sword: u should hear his meer recent ones.. (to Saten) Tell her what u did a the other day.
Saten: Well.. I mailed a wild hog to house the other day.
Sword: (angrily) THERE'S GIANT PIG WITH HORNS! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT!
Saten: Plus.. The time before that. We were suppose to have a sleepover at his house., I was planning to sneak laxatives into his cereal.. But the sleep over got canceled so I couldn't get him with that one.
Derpy: Ohh... But the idea was still there.
Saten: Oh! Differently (they highfive)
Sword: (arrogantly) HE DIDN'T GET ME THOUGH! He didn't get me... DidyougetmeSaten? Didyougetme!?
Satan: No-
Sword: No! u did not get me!.. Who didn't get me... Saten Twist.
Saten: u know what.. Fuck it.. Fine. u guys can go out.. But only once.
Sword: Good enough. *leaves*
Sword: Alright Derpy.. Let's go.
Derpy: Fine.
Sword: Just remember one thing tonight. One thing.. Your cousin did NOT get me with poop thing..
#3:
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought u were the mafia.
Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.
Sword: Who?
Saten: I've been asked to interview you.
Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. u can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).
#4:
Iron will: Welcome. To Iron wills toon on being assertive.. Here's how being assertive works. u take down who's bigger then you.. Example. Who's the toughest pony in the crowd?
Sword: (there with Fluttershy) Well. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the extinction o- (gets grabbed door Iron will and gets violently beaten up from off view).
Iron Will: Alright. Know who's the funniest?
Sword: I know my way around a jo- (starts getting beat up again).
#5:
Twilight: (sleeping soundly).. (she is suddenly awaken door a loud gunshot) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? (runs done stairs, and suddenly gasps)..
Master Sword: (holding pistol, and Santa Clause is seen laying dead from a bullet though his head).. (groans). Before u start.
Twilight: Jesus christ!
Master Sword: (annoyedly) Okay! Before, you, start!
Twilight: hulst, holly SHIT!
Master Sword: (annoyed) u gonna let me explain!?
Twilight: (angry) Yes Sword! I would love to know why u shot and killed, FATHER CHRISTMAS!
Master Sword: ... He startled me!
Twilight: (annoyed) HE STARTLED YOU!?
Master Sword: He! Startled me!
Twilight: (sarcastically) Oh, guess he should apologize than!
Master Sword: Well. That'll be kinda hard, cause.. I shot him..
Twilight: Great... So what now.
Master Sword: Well. Looks like I better save Christmas..
Twilight: u can't be serious!?
Master Sword: I don't see any other opinion..
Twilight: ... u planned this, didn't you!?
Master sword: Whaaaaat!? No!
Twilight: u planned this! I know u did!
Master Sword: u honestly think I wou-
Spike: (comes out, in elf costume) hallo Sword. The sled is ready, an. (sees twilight). Uh oh..
(long pause).
Master Sword: u would not believe how cheap that elf costume was.
Twilight: (starts growling)
Master Sword: (happily) I stal it.
Twilight: SWOOO-
Master Sword: LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!!
#6:
Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!
Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.
Saten: Sword? u scared th- Oh shit, did u steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!
Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of stal it.. Prove.. I did!
Saten: But dude! u can't steal police cars! u know how illage that is!?
Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.
Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.
Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?
(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful kanon in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).
#7:
Radio: Car 53, we're u heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are u going!?
Master Sword: Didn't u hear, theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
(They burst into bank)
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are u doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: ... Yeah!
Saten: Hmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
#8:
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd u bring me to Cake N' spek for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#9:
Master Sword: (showing snake to high school students) And the most I know about this species is that i- (suddenly the bites his arm) AHH! FUCK!
Students: (turn quite)
Master Sword: (pulls the snake off angrily) GOD FUCKIN DAMN IT! Fuckin son of a, FUCK!
Audience: (gasps)
Master Sword: Oh, the fucking stupid-ass serpent BIT ME!
Principle: Mr Sword, please sto-
Master Sword: Oh, jam a lit sparkler up my asshole and then do sit-ups. lt hurts so bad!
Principle: Sir! Words like that are NOT allowed in this school!
Master Sword: (screaming) MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!... (calmly) I.. I mean the snake bit me... I think I need a hospital.
#10:
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving u people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
#11:
Sword: Tonight, u become a man.
roze Pony: But I'm a girl.
Sword: A MAN!!
#12:
Saten: I hate to tell u this Sword, but there really is no Santa.
Sword: ... (chuckles) That's funny.. I thought u zei Santa wasn't real.. What's next, hmm? . Um, who else isn't real? Hmm? Y...You gonna tell me Elmo isn't real? of SpongeBob? Is he not real? Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business? Hmm? And what about Curious George? Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm? Is Curious George not out there makin' little boats out of newspapers that he should be delivering? Huh? Educate yourself, u fool!
#13:
Saten: Why'd we take his leg?
Sword: We're in their country, Saten, we have to observe their customs. (drops leg on bump)
Sword: ... Well, at least we're done with the first leg of our journey.
#14:
Sword: hallo dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't Christmas magical?
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn door ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn door ACCIDENT..
I originally left Alpha and Omega fan fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do u know.
My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. u get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems veilig is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do u know.
My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. u get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems veilig is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
As usual.
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this toon for the violence.
And when u know it's Japenesse, u KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi teef has in store..
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this toon for the violence.
And when u know it's Japenesse, u KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi teef has in store..
