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posted by Canada24
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to watch those 4.. And to quite honest. I honestly had a good time with this film.

Even now. My vrienden and I can look back at the first Grown Ups movie, and have enjoyable time, long as we focus on the 4 guys..

Remove Rob Synder, the wives.
And just have those 4 with their kids., That would actually make that movie a enjoyable expirence.

But instead. It's the only enjoyable part of otherwise horse-shit of a movie. That spends meer time hugging each other, than making me laugh.

Bur obviously from the title.. That's not the movie I watched for this review.. No.. I saw the sequel. Well.. Most of it.. Again just skipped past anything involving the wives.. Cause they all drive me fucking nuts. Espically Adam Standler's wife.
One of the only parts to make me almost laugh, is when Standler says.
"I'm scares she'll yell at me in that accent nobodu understands."

Another "near laugh" is when David spade meets his son.. Just thw way he spade reacts so calmly and deadpan, to having mes drawn on him.

Anyway.. After many many awkward, cringeworthy, jokes.. Only saved door the fact Adam doesn't use that god damn squeaky voice (that makes me really regret that Jack and Jill is one of the films Wind wants reviewed).

Eventually we meet to only enjoyable part of this movie.. The frat group. Lead by. Believe it of not. Tyler Lautner.

I don't know if I legitmentally found him funny in this. of if I was just really bored door this movie.. But Tyler was friggin "hilarious" in this movie.. I guess the fact he's not playing Jacob is the biggest plus towards him preformance.

Speaking of the Frat House.. Amongst them is my boy.. Jimmy Tatro.. of as my vrienden and I call him.

"that hilarous youtuber that kinda looks like my cousin Shane"



He plays as, what else, a douchebag fratboy.. Why not, he got his youtube career started as a fratboy steriotype.. Why not his first movie role..

No really. This was his first movie.. It was my whole reason I saw this movie in god damn theaters.. Yeah. I wasted money on this crap.. And he only appeared for like 10 minuten of the whole movie.. Only had two speaking roles..

Only good thing this movie brought. Is that hollywood let Jimmy than take a role in 22 Jump Street.. Where he plays Rooster. And thankfully he had a much bigger role in the film.

He appeared in many other films sense than.. But sadly. None of Jimmy's roles sense 22 jump straat appear to be "funny".

He feels wasted.. But at least he made it to hollywood.

Anyway.. That's my review of Grown Ups 2..

Sort of.. I guess.. Probably didn't say much about the movie itself.

But it's defintely not the worst film I ever seen.. It's watchable..


Four and half, out of ten.

Not bad.
Thanks too AMC, breaking Bad was played all thought christmas.. I PVR'd every every episode, in order.. And I mean EVER episode..

If u remember of not, I zei I would possibly do reviews of Breaking Bad.. And turns out, I was right about that, so here I go..

Frankly, compared too MONSTER and BOJACK HORSEMAN (ironically Aaron Paul is the reason I watch BoJack, and because of Breaking Bad).. These reviews will be REAL reviews.. Lengthy, well thoughtout, and very worth reading..

So.. Last time I watched this show, I stopped around the beginning of season 3.. As it got rather boring.. Now.. With...
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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had meer screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).


#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..


#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH stempel, punch - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..


#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..


#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..


#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:


#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:


#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:


#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:


#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared door Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS straat (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with u instead of killing u straight away.
And...
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added by Canada24
Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: u know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN u DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic regenboog is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.

Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.

I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.

link

Guess we should talk about the plot..

Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded door a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy dag in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't u work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive....
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posted by Canada24
Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..


#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight u are not quite sure what he is about of how dangerous he is although u have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a meer mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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posted by Canada24
"Gracie, u alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, u animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for u sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, acting like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF u FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy u guys enjoyed even meer then I "thought" u people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless u like stupid comedies door an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
added by Canada24
Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favoriete Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story door him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The titel is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
posted by Canada24
 Vaas
Vaas
Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are u okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. u think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...
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