I sat on the heuvel away from the Graduation. I just struck out with two totally hot girls, Gwen and Katie...Hottest girls in the school just turned me down. Normally the outerspace sex thing works......"INCOMING!" I see my buddy Geoff holding two cans of beer. I catch the one he throws at me and start drinking. "Im past my prime man." I start talking to geoff." I mean, Freashman, once, Sophmore Four times, and not all with the same girl...but now, Senior...Not once. At all!" geoff was cophorting. "What about that one night stand with Bridgette?" He asks Geoff isn't the smartest "That was you." I zei blankly. "Oh...yay right..." He trails off. "It's not you! It's these damn Highschool girls!" He started again. "Next jaar will be better." He continued. What? that doesn't make sense..."won't these be te same girls from high school?" I ask. he looks confused before repling, "Then it'll be different. Then Theey'll be college girls!" Again...Not the smartest. "Easy for u to say, u going to californa!" I say to him. "Shoudda came with me!" He replied. "No good school for astronomy is there." I state "You're gonna be stuck with uptight asses with band-aids on there knees from playing the chello." Very helpful Geoff..... Very Helpful...... Im so not gonna get any soon.....
(Letter to Geoff)
u were wrong about this school. There is plenty of action here. Me and my roomate have an understanding for eachother. I havent even seen one baindaid. The girls here are amazing and it's not that cold. Classes are easy and u shudda came with me. Your friend Duncan
P.S All of the above is Bullshit.
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How is that? BTW His roomate is Owen. and the undersatnding with hisroomate is that when Izzy comes over with food for Duncan it means "Get out so I can do it with Owen.
(Letter to Geoff)
u were wrong about this school. There is plenty of action here. Me and my roomate have an understanding for eachother. I havent even seen one baindaid. The girls here are amazing and it's not that cold. Classes are easy and u shudda came with me. Your friend Duncan
P.S All of the above is Bullshit.
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How is that? BTW His roomate is Owen. and the undersatnding with hisroomate is that when Izzy comes over with food for Duncan it means "Get out so I can do it with Owen.