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posted by misanthrope86

SO...

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense of is offensive. But here goes...

1) u are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring u to like ZaDr, of to visit the ZaDr club, of to look at and commentaar on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...

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If I was on invader zim;the things I would do to the characters.

posted by codyfan77

Zim:(Try) to give him advice/ tell him his disguise is lame.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and kiss him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.

Apparant Invader

posted by gryffindorgal

"BE QUIET!" My almightly tallest in red shouted. Instantly the crowd fell silent. They began giving out planets for some of my vrienden to conquer. I smiled as my name was read. "Invader Faye!" I hurried up to the front.
As I climbed on to the stage, the tallest handed me a S.I.R. unit. My tallest in purple shrugged and said, "Go help Zim. I'm sure he'll need it. But don't let him know." My jaw hit the floor, and laughter filled the large arena. I ran strait out clutching my S.I.R. tightly. How could my tallest betray me like that? I had to help that hethan Zim?
I flew into space, reluctantly trying to follow his ship. My S.I.R. unit offered me some snacks, but for the first time in my life, I refused. We flew for days. Finally, I saw Zim land on a planet. He made a human fortress, and I made one down the straat from him. Looks like I'm in this for the long haul.

Gir gets his hart-, hart broked :(

posted by SweetSponge

*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt u luved ........me*a tear rolls down his cheek*
Dana: I HATE MY LIFE!
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as Gir walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to koekje, cupcake *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
(meanwhile)
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...

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invader cynder fanfic 3

posted by InvaderCynder

"zim! watch out!" i yelled. but it was too late. dib had grabbed him and chained his neck tight.i screamed as he fell to the ground, his eyes cloudy and pale. "now, for you!" Dib exclaimed. "what is this about, Dib?" i demanded, taking a step back. he raised a mes in the air."You embarrassed me.now that zim's not here to protect you, i can get back for it."he explained coldly. before i could process it all, he had stabbed me in the beater (heart).

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" i screamed, sitting at a right angle in my bed.'it was all just a dream!' i thought. "master. what's wrong?" koekje, cupcake asked. she...

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The Invader Changes Ch4, The House Make Over.

posted by pumpkinqueen

Chapter Four, The House make over.

I decided, I'm going to help Jen fix her house. It's not good for her too live in that run down place. I made a machine that will help fix up her house. I better get Gir so we can get started on her house. "Gir! Come on we're going over to Jen's house!" "Awww, but I'm watching the Angery Monkey show" I look at the Tv "That stupied monkey, u can watch the toon later come on!" I grab his hand and pull him out the door, him kick and screaming "Gir!! Ok, If u come with me I'll take u to Krazy Taco!!" He stops screaming and starts pulling me down the street...

iz the adventures of chris page 1

posted by icefirechrissy

Chris had the same nightmare for 2 straight weeks now. She dement that a nice, beautiful girl killed herself. Chris wasn't exactly sure why though.

At skool she barley paid attention to what was going on around her. What she did notice was a green-skinned boy was kissing his girlfriend. Chris looked off, hating romance. The boy left to go to class. His girlfriend walked right into chris.

Girl and Chris: Owch!

Girl: *gasp* I am so sorry! Are u hurt!?

Chris: *groans* Im fine...

Chris lifted her head up, saw the girl. She looked just like the one in her dream. This made Chris freeze in surprise....

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This is the only ZaGr I am writing

posted by Invader_K

Zim was walking down the road. Gaz saw him, and caught up with him. "Hey stupid Zim." Gaz greeted, while she punched Zim on the arm. He rubbed his arm. "What was that for?" Zim asked, glaring at Gaz. "Because Zim. I have fallen in Love with you." Gaz said, looking at him. Zim looked confused. "Love? u wish to be my Love-Pig?" Zim asked, looking even meer confused. "Yes. I will be your love pig and I'll end your life the moment u say yes. So u better say yes. of I'll kill you." Gaz said, glaring back at him. "Hmmmmmmmmm.... Ok" Zim said,looking smug. "OK." Gaz said, h;ehtnjezrguoegnergnoeroghnergnoeroghnrtoghndiogn i know this sucked. Its because I HATE ZaGr!!!!! SO DO ZIM AND GAZ!!!!! (well they do in my world anyways)

What Ever Happened To Freindship? pt4

posted by InvaderCynder

Hawthorn:*screaming in a sad angry way*WHY DOES EVRY1 HATE ME?!WWWWWHHHHYYYY?!*jumps ot window and runs off*

Delilah:AWWWW,COME ON!SHE WUZ THE CLOSEST THING 2 NORMAL IN MY FAMILY,AND U GUYS MESSED HER UP!SHE COULD'VE SLIGHTLY NORMAL WEN SHE GREW UP!BUT U BROKE HER!THANKS ALOT!

Cynder: well THAT was unexpected.

Yami: Cynder, the nurse just told me u can go back home! come on! *helps her up*

Cynder: *limping along the way* man, this is OW great! i can finally OW go home! i don
t think OW I've ever felt this OW damn OW happy!

Yami: we've still got to get something to finish up though.

Cynder: *nods* Sasha! Zim!

Sasha and Zim: *turn around* WHAT?

Cynder: why do u guys think i hate you? i have to know. i want to set things right.

(sweetsponge, it's YOUR turn to wright one of the parts! NOW!)

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zim meet klok, klok, bell

posted by lillymango1

bell and gir

while zim was at school gir was outs sideplaying " muffins " he cheerd then awhite light shot from the sky " look its a stick " he lookedat it the the light came down itwasa girl with white hair " hello there cutie whats your name " she zei " gir !!! " he boomedas he ran in circles " your mine now my little girly " she zei picking him up " my names klok, bell " shesaid " klok, bell bellyou smell like a shell " as acted a bit funny she flew overto zims school the klok, bell ranzim came out and saw gir in the handsof klok, bell " u there let go of gir !!!" hesaid to her " no, girlys mine now " she glared " yay im loved door starger " as he waved his arms "girly ???" zim iched his head " his names gir " zim screamed a minuut later dibcameout he saw zim and his pahetic dog aka robot aka gir and saw the unusal girl he ignored them klok, bell flew offtrying to get away fromzim " did u knowwho that was girly " sheasked gir ???

bell , gir andzim

Dib and Tak's Relationship

posted by InvaderNeek01

Although they only interact for a single episode, Dib does treat Tak differently than the rest of the Skoolchildren, and even differently from other Irkens when he discovers what she really is.Making her first and only physical appearance in Tak: The Hideous New Girl, Tak quickly befriends Dib, whom she sits behind in class. However, it becomes apparent that Tak only wants to find out meer about Zim, who she came to Earth to hunt down. It can be supposed that Tak confronted him only because she noticed that he knew the most about Zim. Dib notes that no one else had ever taken an interest in...

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Attention foolish earth creatures!

posted by misanthrope86

Here is a collection of Invader Zim quotes especially for you, u pitiful humans!

Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!

Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...

Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?

[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]
Zim: There! That should be wide enough.
Dib: What about me? How do I get back?
Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!

Dib: u can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. u have to breath sometime....

The Truth (part 1)

posted by SweetSponge

Sasha: ...Zim, i hve to tell u something
Zim: yes what is it? *takes her hands*
Sasha: *sighs and takes away her hands*...I-*sigh*
Zim: go on go on
Sasha: Im not evil any more
Zim: ...what do u mean?
Sasha: I mean, im not dark and scary and evil anymore and ive gegeven up my demonic powers!! im tired of ppl fearing and hating me and ive just been so mean to ppl and im good now i just want to be vrienden with everyone and stop fighting with my friends!!
Zim: i see,....
Sasha: r u getting this ZIm?! no meer torturing ppl of hurting them of killing them!!! ive turned to the light...
Zim: wha- u just changed...

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invader cynder fanfic 2

posted by InvaderCynder

Well, i had a dream last night. Dib, that big headed kid, was chasing Zim everywhere!luckily, he got away door riding Gir when in his doggy costume.i woke up. "I've only got a little time before Skool!"
i realized. i ran to Skool and got there just in time for first hour. "class,"ms. bitters said" today we will be learning about the end, your doom. doom doom doom doom doom doom doom..."she continued the word DOOM.while she did, the humans played around with each other. i just talked to Zim about the dream."Dib? chasing me?" he asked."uh huh." i answered."that DID happen. was he carrying hand...

WHAT THE F**K GUYS!?!?!?

posted by InvaderCynder

Happy B-Day, Meef!

OK, WHO'S BEEN REPORTING MY IMAGES!?!? ONE OF THOSE WAS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MEEF!DO u HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE THAT !?!? OVER AN HOUR! AND THEN THERES THE PIC OF CYNDER AND HER FRIENDS! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?

if any of my afbeeldingen get deleted EVER again i WILL leave this hell hole! >:( u filthy humans with your "oh, this doesn't have anything to do with IZ so I'm going to meld it" and "oh, well this doesn't belong here so I'll meld it as miscalculated even though it's there for a perfectly good reason." u people make me sick!

here are the reason for those pictures:...

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The invader falls in love ch13

posted by zagrfreak94

Somewhere far in space…

“My Tallest, we have checked Zim’s Daily doings as u requested. We’ve discovered some intriguing things he’s been doing during his banishment that I’m sure u may like to hear” The Irken soldier said.

“Really, Well tell us soldier what have u discovered?” Tallest Red asked.

“Yes tell us, what this ‘defective’ been doing these past few years?” Purple asked in a bored tone.

“We’ll ever since he found out about his exile he has been seeking revenge, I’ve heard him talking about how he will destroy the Irken planet and the armada. But he...

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The Forgotten Invaders

posted by Invader-Tak

Invader Larb

Invader Larb is a very lucky Irken. He was originally assigned to Blorch, home pagina of the Slaughtering rat People. When he came before the Tallest, though, they recognized him for his increased height and re-assigned him to planet Vort, home pagina of the universe's most comfortable couch.

Sometime during the course of the series Larb successfully conquered Vort, as we see in Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars.

Invader Skoodge

Invader Skoodge is short, fat and ugly. These traits do little to endear him to his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, and in fact they try to get rid of him several times...

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Another Ireken Girl No.2

posted by chillyneon

Jen's POV

I walked into Skool, and looked at all of the filthy little disgusting humans. I talked to no one, especially this crazed boy with a huge head and glasses. Man he was weird. I walked into my class, and saw my teacher, Ms Bitters. What a weird old woman. I walked over to a bureau where a boy was sitting. Green skin, no nose, no ears. Was he Ireken too? I guess so. I needed a place to sit, so I pushed him out of his seat.
"Why did u do that?" he asked.
"I need a seat" I said.
"WELL DON'T JUST TAKE MINE!" He screamed.
I don't care, loser" I said. "Stop being such a princess"
"ZIM IS NO PRINCESS!"...

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Zim of Dib? Part 5

posted by Invader_K

Blink went to sleep after 4 hours. Dib and Zim noticed Blink's door was shut, Zim glared at Dib. Dib looked at Zim. "Why are u glaring at me?" Dib asked, looking annoyed. "Because Dib. Because." Zim said, folding his arms. "Why???" Dib asked, this time almost yelling. "I'll give u a hint, u stupid stupid pig monster. Blink." Zim said, looking angry. "What about her?" Dib asked. "Well, u see, Blink was my best friend, AND u stal HER!" Zim shouted, pushing Dib onto the floor. Dib got up and Pushed Zim back, only harder, and Zim hit the wall. Zim threw a lamp at Dib's head, and Dib...

Invader Cynder 2 (or Invader Yu-Gi-Oh) dag 2

posted by InvaderCynder

a black cat with white paws, stripes, and a white tail tip wailed at me as i opened my eyes. i was in a forest that was on fire. i tried to get up, but i couldn't. when i tried to speak, i couldn't do that either. i just watched helplessly as cats fled a whole in a uithangbord of gorse. the heat of the brand becoming meer and meer realistic. suddenly i felt myself being pulled and pushed. the cat's were trying to save me! suddenly they fled as i saw myself catch on fire. i tried to scream but all of the air had been captured door the roaring flames that were consuming me. i went limp for a few seconds...