u know u watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. u have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. u don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... u vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And u know exactly what happened to them.

4. u pass out meat on Valentine's dag instead of candy.

5. u talk in third person.

6. u block up your chimney on Christmas because u fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image u can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. u check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When u get a zit, u name it Pustulio and insist...

Chapter Two, A dag At The Lake.


"So Zim, Jen asked u to come to the park with her? That's nice of u to go with her. u and her both need a friend." Gaz tells me as I walk her home. "Yup, I'm supposed to meet her at the lake in the park at 4:00 today." "Well, u better be nice to her Zim, she really needs a friend. You've seen how she's been all week. Even Dib tried to talk to her, but she just freezes up, starts blushing, and quickly says she has to go. You're the only one who she's talk to, which must mean she wants to be your friend." When we reach her house I give her a goodbye kiss....

BLink sat, her eyes blank. Zim approached her, and noticed her blank expression. "Blink?" he asked, getting her attention. She smiled, running towards him to hug him. "ZIm...I love you..Remember that okay? Don't forget it at all..I don't want to lose u too..Don't leave me..." she sobbed, while ZIM had realized what had happened earlier. He stroked her cheek, while tears slipped down her face. "It's going to be fine.I'm still here, and I'm not going anywhere." Zim said, comforting her. He picked her up, and cradled her. She cried silently, while he carried her to his base. Zim put her on the...

That’s cool, are u going?”
“Of course, my fathers are The volgende dag the Tallest invited me to come over and hang out with Blink. When I knocked on the door Blink answered it and welcomed me in. We talked and got to know meer about each other. Their cane a point when we didn’t know what to talk about.
Blink asked, “Now what should we do?”
“We can listen to some music, dance around in an unnatural manner, and maybe jump on my bed.”(That’s what I always did when I was bored-sing and jump on my bed).
“You have muziek and didn’t tell me?”
“Yah, I’m sorry I guess.”
“You...

After months of battling the Meekrobs it was finally over. Many Irkans sacrificed their lives to help save our race including me. I wasn’t Irkan, but they treated me as one. Me a human was in the war and killed the leader of the Meekrobs. I almost died, but I would die for my race and the one I love…
ZIM.
Over hundreds of Irkans were injured and way too many of them died. I haven’t seen ZIM in weeks, he was also in medical attention. But now that the war was over I could finally see him.
I stepped in the room where ZIM was at in the hospital and saw him lying on a bed. One of his antennas...

Bink awoke to a light. "Turn that light off!" she said, pulling the blanket over her head. "Wake up! You're gonna be late!" Dib said, taking the blankets off the bed. Blink awoke, embarassed of Dib seeing her in her blue hart-, hart pj's. Blink shoved him out the door, and shut it. She quickly got dressed and opened her door. The vrienden headed to class, and sat down at their usual table. "Class. We are here to pick soldiers. Blink, Zim, Dib, Mer, Raven, Lar, Mo, and Gin. Please get your weopans, and shields. Say goodbye to any vrienden of family members before u leave. This might be the last time...

(orphanage)
Raven:(getting ready for SKOOL and sits on bed)

"I thought living here would be a dream,but I was wrong and instead of trying 2 make vrienden I made another enemy,as usual.
"Man! I really am mean !
"oh wellz,being mean wasn't all bad,it had an advantage of people not messing with me,or something like that.

I turned on the T.V,but nothing good was on so I watched commercials.First commercial was advertising for the crazy taco,the seconde for some Poop Cola.
Raven: Mmm,Poop Cola."
But the third commercial caught my attention.

Advertising:"tired of the same guitar?"
Voice
crowd of teens:"Yah!"...

This story takes place when Zim and Dib are 17 and Gaz is 16.


Shivers are sent down my spine as the cold evening breeze rushes past me. I take a look around, below me. 9 stories down. Families walking and running with their dogs and children. So i stop and think, do i really need to scar these children with my lifeless body and blood hitting the pavement? No, it doesnt matter, they'll just grow up disacrating the loner. The one who wants to be alone but desperatley needs interatcion with others, but wont let them in, fearing they with just hurt her. Throw her aside, just like her mother and...

ACCORDING TO TO INVADERZIMEIPSODES.COM I.Z WILL HAVE DRASTIC CHANGES!HERE IS THE ARTICLE:
Three years ago, Nickelodeon cancelled the populair cult series, Invader ZIM, leaving fans angry and bitter towards the #1 kids network. But after the phenomenal sales of the first two ZIM DVDs, the upcoming action figures door Palisades toys, and the outcry of fans, Nick is bringing ZIM back from the dead. Production has already begun on season three of Invader ZIM. Jhonen Vasquez, the madman behind the series, will not be onboard this time around. Nick president Herb Scannell says that the series ‘takes...

claire: *runs into equipment room and grabs a ton of guns*
vel: really claire?
claire: *hugs guns and hisses*
vel: hahahaha
mark: *grabs som e of the guns*
claire: *rips them out of his hands*
vel: *grabs the guns*
claire: *takes them puts them in her kruiser and atacks both of them*
vel: ahhhhh!
mark: ahahahahaha
claire: ill teach u to tak my guns *tickles them both*
vel: stop stop!!
mark: bahahahahahhaha
claire: hehehehhe *grabs explosives and stuffs them in the voot* well im off to conquer bolderia
mark: hallo lets have a race whoever wins gets to datum me!
claire: im gonna take a really long time then!...

king: a toon explain
rocky: im esting them if they send someone for me then ill know they arent what u say they are
king: well suit yourself but they wont come
rocky: oh yes they will just wait
king: well since your the new king there are some things u should know..
rocky: like?
king: we have an annual festival the rain festival it only rains once here every 600 years and since we dont have sun we get enough water to keep plants alive
rocky: wait wait wait it cant rain if theres no sun!
king: its a magical thing no one can explain
rocky: oh im sure theres some science to it
king: that doesnt matter...

rocky: wait... what are u talking about that wasnt me irkens cant do that...
king: it was... *bows with all the guards*
rocky: no it wasnt! and stop bowing!
king: as u wish.. and yes it was try and do it again try and verplaats that boulder
rocky: uh... okay *moves boulder*
king: see u have the gift u can verplaats rocks with your mind gifted in earth
rocky: ....
king: the prophecies fortold your arrival at least 5 other irkens came to destroy us and none could do what u can
rocky: i... im confused...
king: the prophecies fortold that one brave irken would come to destroy us but instad he would lead...

IT WAS ROCKY'S FIRST MISSION AS AN INVADER...

purple- okay rocky u have been chosen to go on a special mission
red- u have been chosen to destroy bolderia planet of the rock people
purple- enjoy yourself there quite peaceful
rocky- my tallest youve done me well and i will conquer this planet FOR IRK!
purple- cool
red- *shows rocky a brand new voot kruiser and tosses him the keys* contact us weekly for an update
rocky- *hops in voot cruiser* i will not dissapoint you!*rides away*
2 MONTHS LATER...
rocky- granite diguise yourself
granite- yes master* puts on holographic rock diguise*
rocky- *put on...

lin felt all the pressure up inside her and she just bursted!she charged right at ida. ida dodged then sent shelly after lins unit veer. veer didnt expect it until shelly slapped the back of her head. ''ow!'' shouted veer. she couldnt get up and shelly muttered under her breath, ''heheheh goodnight little android!'' and before she could destroy veer gir jumped in front of veer and took the beating! veer could'nt believe it! shelly grabbed gir and threw him a mile over the ship. ''GIR!!! NO!!!'' shouted veer as he flew though the stars. '''its your turn now!'' veer stood up and charged a energy...

Author's Note: As I've zei before, it can be complicated to understand since I switch topics very quickly. Enjoy and comment!!!

Int.--Dib's House
"Tak!! What are u doing here? I thought u were dead!!!," screamed Dib. "I thought u might suspect that. Which just proves my thoughts correct.," Tak zei suspiciously. " Wait, what? What are u thinking?," Dib said.
" Well your obviously smarter than Zim right? Well if u didn't expect me to come, than he wouldn't of thought of that. It's the perfect time to exact my revenge on him. But I can't do it alone. My plan would invovle other people....

It was about midnight when an Invader Zim episode came on, Dib's wonderful life of doom, my favorite. The only problem, I couldn’t stay awake.
"Gotta stay awake, favoriete part comin right up..."I said.
But too late, I was out.
"WAKE UP!” zei a familiar voice, I couldn’t remember who though. A lijst of who it could of been was running through my head, when two green fingers opened up one of my eyes for me. Then I realised who it was, the Red Tallest.
"What the?!?” I shouted snapping straight up.
"You almost slept through the Great Assigning, sleepy head!"

I looked around, my room was blue,...

I was so annoyed with Spyke, my eye started to twitch...my black eye turned red, along with my other red eye...my vampire fangs grew two inches...and my tongue twitched..then wanted to touch someone so I could kill them(one touch of my spiky tongue, and u have an uur to live)! "SPYKE!!",I screamed, "SPYKE, u ARE NOT FUNNY! WE HAVE TO GET TO IRK, DAMNIT!!"! u can tell I was in no mood for his games. "Hey, you". My eyes widened. I jumped. I was already angry at Spyke, so I would take it out on this jerk! "Hey, you, I said! Turn around.", I then realized it was a girl's voice. I pointed...

"Take your seats." a gray-haired woman announced as earth children began to swarm into the classroom.
"Who is she?" I asked with sudden curiosity.
"Earth Teacher." Zim zei sullenly. "I will instruct u in the ways of the earth-people after the school-day is over. Tomorrow is a dag in earth-time when we do not come here. It lasts for two earth-days."
I smiled at the way he referred to everything as earth-something.

I began to walk to the back of the classroom as Zim had told me, when the woman rapped a ruler on her desk.
"You, girl. Come here!" she hissed. With my small booted legs I stumbled...

**Before u read, I would just like to add: Art for these stories would be most helpful. What I mean to say is, if u ever have spare time and have even the tiniest spark of inspiration after reading any of my Ume articles, u can make some art to go with a scene, and I would post it on these if possible!**

So, the morning didn't quiet turn out how I had planned.
The night before, I was sent down a long elevator-like shaft to an area in Zim's base he calls my "resting module". I guess thats where I'm sleeping. I'll admit I'm not exactly like other Irkens. I have an unnatural ability Zim had...

When I had finally entered the location in which I was led to believe I could find Zim, it caught me door surprise how gloomy it seemed during that part of the day. At long last I was staring at what seemed to be Zim's base. I cringed at how well-thought out he must have planned to have disguised it so well. I edged past various garden gnomes who's eyes followed my every move. I rubbed my shoulder nervously.

The base was even meer detailed and well-crafted from up close. I took a deep breath slowly, and rapped on the door three of four times. Hoarsely, from inside someone screamed,
"GIR! DOOR!...