This drives me insane.
u know ZaTr and ZaGr and DaTr? All them? I hate it. So. Much. u know why? In the Invader Zim world romance will not ever exist. The "couples", except from Dib and Tak, who didn't mind each other, whereas Dib, Zim, Gaz and Tak hate each other. God, I've heard Dib and Zim romance. If there were any romance existing on Invader Zim it definitely wouldn't be Dib and Zim together. On Invader Zim many things happen. But not romance.
u know on the Bestest Friend episode when he tries to make a so-called friend? If he does not make friends, and only rides door himself as a loner, he definitely would not feel love.
that is all. kthxbai.

BEWARE: I HAVE NOT THINKED THIS STORY THROUGH!
*thinks*
hmmmm
*thinks harder*
hmm
*thinks harder*
ZOMG THAT HURTS!
Gir: *watching the new*
presedent man: todays hart-, hart dag *i dunno* and o have my own hart-, hart dayer!
Gir: *laughs*
SCREEN GOES INTO REPEAT
Zim: *watches the repeat of it*
Presedent man: IF YOUR HUMAN GET A hart-, hart DAYER!
Zim: so these humans have this love holiday well i have to go gir i am finding this hart-, hart person!
Gir: YAY!
Zim: *captures a girl* now u will be my hearter dayer
girl: *cries*
Zim: I'M NORMAL! *drags the girl*
THE END

I recently started to watch invader Zim again and cam up with a weird idea... What if professor Membrane is actually of the tallest and left for earth.
Here are some supporting facts to point to
#1 abnormally large head. Although all humans seem to have smaller heads, the Membrane family all have large heads
#2 intelligence. Even nasa and mr president are idiots, while everyone in the membrane family are super intelegent
#3 Denial of Dib. Membrane always thinks Dib is insane even though he has proven himself many times. Could Membrane be hiding from his son so that he is not found out?

Here i have some examples of gir's greatness.gir is awesome because he wrote the DOOM song.he is awesome because he LOVES tacos.HE is awesome because he knows how to PARTY.so if one of buddies tells gir is too stupid and childish for zim,u can slap across the face and tell them wat zim has always said,"YOU LIIEE!"sure gir isnt smart of mature,but when that tv screen he makes people laugh so hard that their guts bust and their eyes melt from his cuteness.he is funny and people loved him and still do.so if nicktoons hadnt brought invader zim back,their'd be long faces all over U.S.so all im tryin to say is thanx nicktoons for bringin zim and gir back to earth.

It was an ordinary (If that!) day, and Zim was walking home pagina from Skool, when he passed an abandoned, haunted house. There was muziek inside, and Zim whent in.

What he saw surprised him- Lightopians, thousands of them! The music, which was playing Kelly Clarkson's, I Do Not Hook Up, continued to blast-
Oh sweetheart put the bottle down,
You've got too much talent,
I see it through those bloodshot eyes,
There's a cure you'll find it...

The Lightopians spotted Zim, and started yelling all at once- "TAKE ME HOME! TAKE ME HOME!" Zim left as quickly as possible, not knowing he was being followed.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: The song was ORIGINALLY suposed to be Feel Good Incorperated door The Gorillaz, but then I Do Not Hook Up door Kelly Clarkson came into my head... LOL!