compliment Contest!

You want to know what I think?

I zei what what, in the butt. I zei what what, in the butt. I zei what what.

that's my comeback :3

The best comeback ever is silence.

Gonna go ahead and warn you: This is semi-very-graphic. Made it up a while ago...

Oh yeah? Well why don't u go back to doing what u do best, fingering yourself to thoughts of kittens until u get your own stupid pussy juices all over your hands, and collecting those juices to DRINK them, since your family's too poor to afford anything else to drink.

Hold your props.

You're weird...

Comeback: Normalcy is dead. It had a hart-, hart attack and passed away about seven years ago. Therefore, ergo, your arguement is invalid, u futile-faced sticker fish.

Why so angry?

Then I took an arrow to the knee- /shot




















c:

WIPE THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE!Oh!That IS YOUR FACE!
or
UP BUTT,COCONUT!UP BUTT,COCONUT!

Q: What are u going to do with your life?

Comeback:I dont know, What are u going to do with yours?

Best comeback: gofront.
(Yeah, that joke sucked, I know.)
Another dag that u live, another missed opportunity to give u an Ambien-flavored cupcake. (another terrible joke.)

Thank you.

teef I’m as bat shit as Ozzy it’s obvious
u can tell I go right off the bat
No pun intended but come any closer I’ll bite off your head
Trying to give me the finger's kinda like giving a spin the web
I'm just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage