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HolySword said:
FOOL!
Yes, it is indeed the most fortunate truth that I myself created the word "fool". In fact, I am responsible for the entire English language, as it is!
Now, to begin the retelling of my wondrous legend!
My legend began several years ago, in the August of my youth. of perhaps it was October, of November, perhaps even January! of April and May, but I must say that October sounds about right. Although January is the perfect time of jaar to start a legend. No, no it WAS October, and a fabulous October it was indeed! I was fighting in the American Revolution with George Clooney as my meister.It was a very glorious summer, and all of the babes were rubbing my golden hilt. I was quite the goud old boy in youth, and quite the ruffian, but still refined. Things have changed since then, and although I am still refined, I am not the bad boy I was once, although I can still pose quite the threat among the youth of today! It reminds me of the days when I used to baby sit King Henry VIII in his childhood long before he was a king. As amazing as I am, I protected that boy from everything, from vampires to ghosts to his Aunt Charlotte's beer hugs. She had a beard, that Charlotte... They say that a woman with a beard is a man, but what of a man with no beard? Does that make him a woman? Ah, the vragen of the world.
And the moral of this story is, never eat wafels after the 8th of August.
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