10. When being pulled over door a cop and he of she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, u have been caught speeding, how much do u think u were going?" Don't say, "Well u must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when u haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron of born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period of PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have u been putting on a little weight?" It's a teef slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and u see it don't say, "I thought u were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if u have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do babies come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give u some bullcrap of worse, tell u the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with meer people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make u lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dag fans (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid of may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He of she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick u in the nuts (if you're a male) of slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will toon your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. u have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when u haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron of born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period of PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have u been putting on a little weight?" It's a teef slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and u see it don't say, "I thought u were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if u have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do babies come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give u some bullcrap of worse, tell u the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with meer people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make u lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dag fans (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid of may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He of she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick u in the nuts (if you're a male) of slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will toon your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. u have been warned.
1.everyone around u has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything u say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive u crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and u just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to stempel, punch someone without a reason
12.if u start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if u were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give u 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so u know*
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything u say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive u crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and u just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to stempel, punch someone without a reason
12.if u start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if u were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give u 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so u know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be gegeven LIFE in prison without the possibility of parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeven three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD tonen Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeven three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD tonen Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf of date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the volgende time.....thank u all for reading this..and plz commentaar ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
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