10. When being pulled over door a cop and he of she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, u have been caught speeding, how much do u think u were going?" Don't say, "Well u must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when u haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron of born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period of PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have u been putting on a little weight?" It's a teef slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and u see it don't say, "I thought u were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if u have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do babies come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give u some bullcrap of worse, tell u the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with meer people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make u lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dag fans (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid of may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He of she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick u in the nuts (if you're a male) of slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will toon your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. u have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when u haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron of born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period of PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have u been putting on a little weight?" It's a teef slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and u see it don't say, "I thought u were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if u have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do babies come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give u some bullcrap of worse, tell u the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with meer people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make u lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dag fans (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid of may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He of she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick u in the nuts (if you're a male) of slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will toon your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. u have been warned.
Back at PSX 2016 Jones announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. At E3 2018 he announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. Currently IGN rumors that The Last Of Us Part ll will release within 2019 however Naughty Dog has yet to bevestig this. With The Last Of Us and other new muziek releasing this year. It could be a good turn around for Jones as he prepares for a possible new album.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
More Car Stereotypes
We have meer stereotypes for meer cars, coming your way.
Rolls-Royce
Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British home pagina dear chap. Come this way and I'll toon u what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a goud frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds...
The embodiment of evil.
1) Fixing Teeth
Are u embarrassed of dental brace?
Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century
Number Two-
Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis
Number Three-
That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL
(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)
Number Four-
This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to toon her face.
Number Five-
Before using anesthetics all u got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether
Number Six-
Back then it was an invalid cart
Number Seven-
Physical therapy looked totally different than now
Number Eight-
These cute babies were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925
Number Nine-
"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
2) Scoliosis Treatment
3) Mentally ILL people
4) Artificial Leg
5) Performing surgery
6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century
7) Physical therapy
8) Winter Rickets treatment
9) Birthing chair
