10. When being pulled over door a cop and he of she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, u have been caught speeding, how much do u think u were going?" Don't say, "Well u must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when u haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron of born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period of PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have u been putting on a little weight?" It's a teef slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and u see it don't say, "I thought u were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if u have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do babies come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give u some bullcrap of worse, tell u the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with meer people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make u lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dag fans (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid of may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He of she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick u in the nuts (if you're a male) of slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will toon your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. u have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when u haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron of born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period of PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have u been putting on a little weight?" It's a teef slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and u see it don't say, "I thought u were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if u have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do babies come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give u some bullcrap of worse, tell u the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with meer people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make u lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dag fans (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid of may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He of she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick u in the nuts (if you're a male) of slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will toon your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. u have been warned.
Emma Hewitt
