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10. When being pulled over door a cop and he of she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, u have been caught speeding, how much do u think u were going?" Don't say, "Well u must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when u haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron of born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period of PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have u been putting on a little weight?" It's a teef slap waiting to happen.

7. When your brother has a porno magazine and u see it don't say, "I thought u were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.

6. When your parents ask if u have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"

5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do babies come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give u some bullcrap of worse, tell u the horrible truth.

4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with meer people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!

3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make u lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dag fans (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid of may not be. It's hard to tell.

2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He of she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick u in the nuts (if you're a male) of slap you.

1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will toon your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. u have been warned.
posted by fiestagirl12345
This is about a 12 jaar old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She zei I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One dag she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,




R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th

If u want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and u will see a lot if inspiring stories.
posted by x-menobsessed26
NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If u can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying door the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If u pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of u who have lived in New Mexico, u know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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posted by Naoko_Etsumi
Dear, fans

As the titel says does anyone want a story/one shot. As u probly dont know i have just graduated high school with my good friend demon_wolf aka Whinny and since that has happened i have found nothing to entertain me. And to top, boven it off i have writers block :'( im so sorry im a horrible person for having this curse from hell it happens to me all the time. And so i ask u to please let me know if u want a story/one shot.

If u do happen to read this and say yes you'll help and u give me permission to use your character door making u a story this is what i need from you.

this list...
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posted by Insane4ever
Heres the 2nd part of my story,again sorry for misspells and if u missed my 1st part of the story just click on "read meer artikels door insane4ever" of how ever,its under the article...



You have alredy met our guy right???that lonely guy wakeing up in the middle of the desert without any memories.
After turning around a few times he choses a direction again and starts walking,its getting dark,whitch means its getting cold,he is becomeing woried becouse at night its often veary cold in deserts.he starts running,trying to find anything,any kind of shelter.after 10 minuten he finally finds some...
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posted by K5-HOWL
It's been only 15 years since gray wolves, after years of near-extinction, were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. The initial group of 66 wolves were transplanted into the park from Canada beginning in 1995. Now, meer than 1,545 wolves roam Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.Biologists say that a minimum of 2,000 to 3,000 wolves are needed within the area in order to keep them from disappearing again.The wolves have had tremendous populair support from the beginning. Their reintroduction has been door far the most publicized and celebrated of any wildlife reintroduction in the U.S. The wolves...
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 Ferine
Ferine
The Cause of Stupidity:
Long geleden in Southern America their was a donkey named, Ferine. Ferine was super smart. He was smarter than all the animals. His IQ was 409. His parents were very proud of him.
One dag Ferine went to the market and was buying pears. He picked up the pear. The price was 2$. Ferine wanted to buy 2 pears but only had 3$. So, Ferine went up to the counter with 2 pears. The cashier, Monkey said, “That will be 4$ sir.” Monkey was nervous talking to the smartest animal. He was the dumbest animal and his parents were not proud of him. Ferine frowned, “What do u mean? I...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Decades geleden the San Francisco baai, bay had been overlapped door the gigantic Golden Gate Bridge. Night and dag were perfectly separated and there was a balance between buildings and nature. However, ever since Wyatt Halliwell had taken over community, the city was covered in darkness 24/7. The bridge had been blown up when he’d lost his temper once again, which happened lots of times.
Everyone was scared to death for the Charmed Ones son and there were only a handful of people who stood up to him. The rest of the community was murdered on his command of tried to please him door spying on the enemy...
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added by Blaze1213IsBack
Intro for the upcoming DnD animated series
video
dnd
anime
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added by ShadowFan100
added by ShadowFan100
added by MeiMisty
I think this is the best Jimi Hendrix song ever.
video
random
muziek
song
added by MeiMisty
added by GDragon612
video
waluigi sings
forever young
alphaville
random
funny
song
parody
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added by KanonKyu
Source: Sweet photography fan art door me - KanonKyu