He said... I don't know why u wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to u in the worst way.
She said...Well, u have succeeded.
He said... u have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have u ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?
He said... Why do u women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if u get home pagina before I do, leave the hallway light on.