What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The volgende time u and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a enquête to see which of u successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with u - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever u have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If u were really looking for an honest answer, u wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The volgende time u make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused door rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do u and your vrienden keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if u look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favoriete outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If u must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then u never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know u can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises of promotions were gained door arm wrestling the boss.
If u don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The volgende time u and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a enquête to see which of u successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with u - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever u have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If u were really looking for an honest answer, u wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The volgende time u make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused door rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do u and your vrienden keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if u look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favoriete outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If u must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then u never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know u can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises of promotions were gained door arm wrestling the boss.
If u don't read this, someone else wil
