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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The volgende time u and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a enquête to see which of u successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with u - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever u have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If u were really looking for an honest answer, u wouldn't ask in bed.

8. The volgende time u make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused door rubber-necking mini-skirts.

9. If only women gossip, how do u and your vrienden keep track of 'who's easy'?

10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.

12. We don't mind if u look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!

13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favoriete outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.

14. If u must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.

15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.

16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.

17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.

18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then u never want to cook?

19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.

20. Yes, we know u can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises of promotions were gained door arm wrestling the boss.
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posted by moolah
Brotherly Love
By: moolah
Prologue

    Growing up with 4 brothers can be hectic. Even though Jesse, my twin brother was born 2 hours before me, he made sure I knew that I was the youngest. My oldest brother, Aaron was protective over me, as well as my 2nd oldest brother Martin was.
    I’m Emberlynn. Just the youngest child of Bernice and Amanda List. Our family lived in the good neighborhood. We always had food, and money. When I was in middle school my vrienden would always come over to spy on my twin brother, Jesse. They thought he was cute. We shared...
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CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE u AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING u 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST ster IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T u EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO u BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF of I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the toon earlyer!Bye!
The End
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In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science tafel, tabel in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I...
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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as u are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let u see us cry, unless we want u to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if u are interested. But we will later deny it of make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot of sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for u (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if u don't like what we wear...
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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces of twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did u get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office keuken-, keuken one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make u tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are u remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with u when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves u more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her vrienden say i love her meer than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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