Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call u since yesterday!
Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom zei u couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never zei I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there u are!
Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY of NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for u FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom zei u couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never zei I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there u are!
Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY of NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for u FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our vrienden don't say "hi" door punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... u know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our vrienden don't say "hi" door punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... u know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
2 when the teacher asks why your not doing anything, tell him/her to shut the fuck up
3 ~normal clothes~ impersonate your teachers movements
4 sing friday door Rebecca Black over and over again
5 when u get in trouble, tell the teacher that he/she aint got no pancake mix
6 steal her markers
7 draw a penis on the whiteboard with her permanent markers u stole
8 poke him/her in the stomach and ask him/her how it feels to be the dough boy
9 sleep
10 dress up as Italy from hetalia ~or however u spell it~ ad yell pasta all day.
i made these!!
