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posted by 90sfan

Doctor:Sir,I have bad news and worse news.Patient:What's the bad news?Doctor:You only have 24 hours to live.Patient:Well what could be WORSE than that?!Doctor:I've been trying to call u since yesterday!

Maria:Kim,where's Kitty?Kim:I don't know,Maria.Maybe she's..Derek:Mom zei u couldn't have a cat.Ooooh!I'm telling!Maria:Mom never zei I couldn't have a LION instead.Derek:WHAT?!*chewing and swallowing noises*Maria:Kitty,there u are!

Yolanda:Come on,Sal.Let's play Hide-and-Seek!Sal:No,that's boring.Yolanda:We've got nothing better to do.Sal:FINE.I'll count!*after 20 seconds*Sal:READY of NOT,HERE I CO-OME!YOLANDA WAS NOT FOUND UNTIL THREE DAYS LATER AT FUNZONE.Sal:YOLANDA!!I've been looking for u FOREVER!Yolanda:Your right,Sal,Hide-and-Seek IS boring*slurps smoothie*Yolanda:Hey...is this icecream expired?

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My take on God Vs. homosexuality.

posted by samuraibond005

I am Christian, everything zei in this artikel is my opinion and my view on this subject, I am not stating this as a fact, simply as a way to share my point of view on zei subject.
God created the heavens and the earth and all who dwell in both, except for himself of course. (God zei to Moses that he is without beginning and without end.) He created the heavens, heaven is perfect, free of sin, free of pain, a perfect world. Now it is pretty common knowledge that the bible states that all sexual relations must be between a man and a woman, making then homosexuality a sin. (Don't get me wrong,...