An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the beer that was hit door an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They zei it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the rozijn, rozijnen for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that u can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a boom is nomadic when it packs up its romp, kofferbak and leaves.
One dag the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
u can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the beer that was hit door an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They zei it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the rozijn, rozijnen for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that u can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a boom is nomadic when it packs up its romp, kofferbak and leaves.
One dag the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
u can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and u don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do u use these emotions of others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) kiss
-See meer emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. of be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat food that can make u sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda of crush
4) gety near load stuff of equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late uur
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straat orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make u hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what u did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat food that can make u sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda of crush
4) gety near load stuff of equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late uur
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straat orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make u hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what u did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes u mad of doesnt agree with your point of view u just meld them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes u mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont meld thm. Because we are a big family and we dont meld of block family we care and toon love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to meld someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes u mad of doesnt agree with your point of view u just meld them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes u mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont meld thm. Because we are a big family and we dont meld of block family we care and toon love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to meld someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do u want?" "I'm calling to meld my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank u very much for the call, sir." The volgende day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. u didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did u notice I skipped number three.
7. u don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that u silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then u realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But u remember that a fact is something that can be proven right of wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. u wish u never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch u with the missing number this time. of did I?
14. u wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. u totally forgot I was only supposed to tell u ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. u didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did u notice I skipped number three.
7. u don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that u silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then u realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But u remember that a fact is something that can be proven right of wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. u wish u never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch u with the missing number this time. of did I?
14. u wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. u totally forgot I was only supposed to tell u ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then u sneeze and u fall down. Did u ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - u used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how u knew u had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - u know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then u sneeze and u fall down. Did u ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - u used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how u knew u had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - u know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.