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posted by Bluekait
An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the beer that was hit door an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They zei it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the rozijn, rozijnen for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that u can't keep a good man down.

One can tell that a boom is nomadic when it packs up its romp, kofferbak and leaves.

One dag the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.

One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.

Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.

Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.

Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.

u can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!

*badum tss*
posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my vrienden but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your hart-, hart beat
Is my favoriete lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If u could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home pagina though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes u happy.
I always want u to be happy.
I don't like it when u cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with u even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to verplaats on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When u leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe u embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down boot in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other dag we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, u know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once meer at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure door now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo u can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to kom bij F.S. u must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. thee is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand volgende to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't u even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, u need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with vrienden then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror films coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help u survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where u are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do u like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do u like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE u SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: u zei unicorns aren't real. :( I thought u were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that u were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes u can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One dag you'll ask me, "which is meer important to you, me of your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing u are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your love does NOT work for that person,...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For door him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones of powers of rulers of authorities;
all things were created door him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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Chapter 2: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 2: Into The Forest

After the light had vanished from the school, it then reappeared in a forest-similar to the one Taju had been dreaming about. seconden after appearing, the light formed into the shape of Taju and the fox--indicating that they had still been inside as it disappeared from the school. The light that surrounded them finally faded, and Taju wanted some antwoorden out of

"Alright, fox, u know where I live, and where I go to school--what's this all about? What do u want from me?" he asked the fox.

It took him a seconde to remember that the vos, fox couldn't...
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BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have meer good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..


2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...
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posted by podcastlover123
Please listen to P.E.C podcast fanpop fans it’s a great podcast! I would rate it 5/5 stars ⭐️ because the trailer seams great but they zei they will start posting episodes on Friday. So please listen to it. So get off your boeken and get out your screens and type “P.E.C podcast” and it will change u for life the podcast is run door Olivia and Hattie who are loads of 🤩 FUN. So please once u have listen 🎧 to the podcast leave a commentaar and say podcast like 👍🏻 of podcast dislike 👎🏻. Bye for now
10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just meer 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the lijst at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way meer terrifying in that remake film..


9; CHUCKY;...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Have u looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that u can find your soulmate:

First, realize that love is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to tonen interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...
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