Dating Version 2.0: Modern Dating
Some of the old ways of dating could be use an upgrade. Welcome 2014 with these new and improved rules!
For most of us, the best--and usually our first--source of our dating advice is our family. We rely on the experiences and wise words of Mom, Sister, and in some cases even Grandmother, for the do's and don'ts of boys and relationships. But as years pass by, it might be time to rule out some of Mom's and Grandma's old (and old-fashioned) rules on dating and come up with reasonable guidelines that appeal to meer modern minds.
The Old Way:
~Date only boys who belong to your cirkel of friends.
The New Way:
~While there is some comfort in going out with guys you've known since grade school, remember that the whole point is dating is to get to know new people. The spirit of the new decade is overcoming boundaries, and a great way to take part in it is door dating outside your usual "type" of group. For instance, just because you're a computer geek, it doesn't mean that u can't go out with a cute basketbal player. All it takes is a little confident. If Troy and Gabriella from High School Musical of Rachel and Finn from Glee were able to do it, why can't you?
The Old Way:
~Wait door the phone for him to call to ask u out.
The New Way:
~The old saying, "Never call a boy first", may have been right during your grandmother's time, but with all the ways of communication available now, it seems silly not to drop him any hints that you're interested. Text him, chat him over Yahoo Messenger, leave a message on his Facebook Wall, of mention him on Twitter. u don't have to ask him out straight up if you're not comfortable with it, but it's okay to remind him that you're around if he wants to hang out.
The Old Way:
~Ask him to pick u up from your house.
The New Way:
~Sure, there's still some merit to having a guy toon up at your doorstep, then drop u off after the datum for a possible Hollywood-style goodnight kiss. But there's also no reason why u can't meet him at a public place, like the restaurant where u plan to have avondeten, diner of the bowling alley where u intended to hang out. Arriving and leaving on your own saves time---and it helps u avoid an awkward drive home pagina if the datum goes sour.
The Old Way:
~Just have a avondeten, diner and watch movie.
The New Way:
~It's not the 50's anymore---dating doesn't have to mean avondeten, diner and movie all the time. Though it's great to share a meal and see a cool flick, there are tons of other fun activities u can do together without spending too much like playing at the park, bowling, ice skating and many more. u can even bring some mutual vrienden along to avoid any uncomfortable first-date experience moments. inpakken, wrap up the dag (or night) at a quiet coffee koop so u can grab a bite, talk about your adventures together, and get to know each other in peace.
The Old Way:
~Sit pretty and let him make all the decisions.
The New Way:
~The days when girls were not much meer than decoration for the avondeten, diner tafel, tabel are long gone. Most of the guys like girls who think for themselves, and who can churn out meer than just, "Anywhere u want, it's up to you" in response to the question, "So, where do u want to go?" Feel free to suggest a restaurant u love of an activity u find interesting. Your datum will appreciate your sharing the pressure of decision-making and will respect u meer for it.
The Old Way:
~Turn away all his compliments so u won't seem too eager of mayabang.
The New Way:
~One of the most common compliments among guys is that girl's can't seem to take a compliment. There's no need for u to bring yourself down of tell him, "You're just saying that." Accept his praise with grace! Nine times out of 10, he's telling the truth and u know it. A simple "Thank you" will toon that you're confident and comfortable with your self---plus, he'll appreciate being thanked for noticing how nice u look in your dress of how much pretty u are.
The Old Way:
~Introduce your datum to your parents first.
The New Way:
~While your parents' opinions definitely matter, putting your guy in the hot zitplaats, stoel too soon exerts unnecessary pressure on the relationship. A guy who doesn't know u that well may not yet be ready for your Mom's loaded statements and your Dad's underhanded threats. It's best to wait for things to become serious before bringing him home pagina to your family. It also helps u avoid all the awkward vragen when things end before they can truly begin.
The Old Way:
~Expect fireworks and romance on a one-on-one date.
The New Way:
~These days, there's a huge difference between a friendly date and a date-date. A guy won't break out the flowers, chocolates, and sweet gestures right away. Chances are, he'll call it "hanging out" and fall a few notches sort of The Perfect Gentleman In Your Head. The modern girl knows not to expect too much from a single date---and knows that chemistry and attraction can never be forced.
The Classics:
While some rules evolved overtime, there are still etched in the stone.
1.Be your self:
~Put your best foot forward, but make sure u stay true to who u are. Never lie to impress.
2.Be on time:
~We know u want to be fashionably late, but keeping him waiting any longer than 15 minuten is just a plain rude.
3.Wear an appropriate amount of makeup:
~It's a date, not a Halloween party! Simplicity is the key.
4.Don't spend the datum texting, tweeting, of Facebooking:
~Focus your attention on your datum and leave the social networking for later!
5.Avoid talking about other boys:
~He especially doesn't want to hear about how much u misses your ex of how cute of handsome your classmate of neighbor is.
6.Be a good listener:
~It's okay to talk about yourself, but make sure to ask him vragen and listen to his stories as well.
7.Don't nag:
~He'll appreciate if u call of text a few days after the datum to thank him and say u had fun, but don't harass him the volgende week of panic if he doesn't respond immediately.
8.Don't lead him on:
~If u realize you're not as interested in him as u thought, politely let him know when he asks u out again. It may upset him at first, but he'll surely appreciate your honestly in the long run.
Some of the old ways of dating could be use an upgrade. Welcome 2014 with these new and improved rules!
For most of us, the best--and usually our first--source of our dating advice is our family. We rely on the experiences and wise words of Mom, Sister, and in some cases even Grandmother, for the do's and don'ts of boys and relationships. But as years pass by, it might be time to rule out some of Mom's and Grandma's old (and old-fashioned) rules on dating and come up with reasonable guidelines that appeal to meer modern minds.
The Old Way:
~Date only boys who belong to your cirkel of friends.
The New Way:
~While there is some comfort in going out with guys you've known since grade school, remember that the whole point is dating is to get to know new people. The spirit of the new decade is overcoming boundaries, and a great way to take part in it is door dating outside your usual "type" of group. For instance, just because you're a computer geek, it doesn't mean that u can't go out with a cute basketbal player. All it takes is a little confident. If Troy and Gabriella from High School Musical of Rachel and Finn from Glee were able to do it, why can't you?
The Old Way:
~Wait door the phone for him to call to ask u out.
The New Way:
~The old saying, "Never call a boy first", may have been right during your grandmother's time, but with all the ways of communication available now, it seems silly not to drop him any hints that you're interested. Text him, chat him over Yahoo Messenger, leave a message on his Facebook Wall, of mention him on Twitter. u don't have to ask him out straight up if you're not comfortable with it, but it's okay to remind him that you're around if he wants to hang out.
The Old Way:
~Ask him to pick u up from your house.
The New Way:
~Sure, there's still some merit to having a guy toon up at your doorstep, then drop u off after the datum for a possible Hollywood-style goodnight kiss. But there's also no reason why u can't meet him at a public place, like the restaurant where u plan to have avondeten, diner of the bowling alley where u intended to hang out. Arriving and leaving on your own saves time---and it helps u avoid an awkward drive home pagina if the datum goes sour.
The Old Way:
~Just have a avondeten, diner and watch movie.
The New Way:
~It's not the 50's anymore---dating doesn't have to mean avondeten, diner and movie all the time. Though it's great to share a meal and see a cool flick, there are tons of other fun activities u can do together without spending too much like playing at the park, bowling, ice skating and many more. u can even bring some mutual vrienden along to avoid any uncomfortable first-date experience moments. inpakken, wrap up the dag (or night) at a quiet coffee koop so u can grab a bite, talk about your adventures together, and get to know each other in peace.
The Old Way:
~Sit pretty and let him make all the decisions.
The New Way:
~The days when girls were not much meer than decoration for the avondeten, diner tafel, tabel are long gone. Most of the guys like girls who think for themselves, and who can churn out meer than just, "Anywhere u want, it's up to you" in response to the question, "So, where do u want to go?" Feel free to suggest a restaurant u love of an activity u find interesting. Your datum will appreciate your sharing the pressure of decision-making and will respect u meer for it.
The Old Way:
~Turn away all his compliments so u won't seem too eager of mayabang.
The New Way:
~One of the most common compliments among guys is that girl's can't seem to take a compliment. There's no need for u to bring yourself down of tell him, "You're just saying that." Accept his praise with grace! Nine times out of 10, he's telling the truth and u know it. A simple "Thank you" will toon that you're confident and comfortable with your self---plus, he'll appreciate being thanked for noticing how nice u look in your dress of how much pretty u are.
The Old Way:
~Introduce your datum to your parents first.
The New Way:
~While your parents' opinions definitely matter, putting your guy in the hot zitplaats, stoel too soon exerts unnecessary pressure on the relationship. A guy who doesn't know u that well may not yet be ready for your Mom's loaded statements and your Dad's underhanded threats. It's best to wait for things to become serious before bringing him home pagina to your family. It also helps u avoid all the awkward vragen when things end before they can truly begin.
The Old Way:
~Expect fireworks and romance on a one-on-one date.
The New Way:
~These days, there's a huge difference between a friendly date and a date-date. A guy won't break out the flowers, chocolates, and sweet gestures right away. Chances are, he'll call it "hanging out" and fall a few notches sort of The Perfect Gentleman In Your Head. The modern girl knows not to expect too much from a single date---and knows that chemistry and attraction can never be forced.
The Classics:
While some rules evolved overtime, there are still etched in the stone.
1.Be your self:
~Put your best foot forward, but make sure u stay true to who u are. Never lie to impress.
2.Be on time:
~We know u want to be fashionably late, but keeping him waiting any longer than 15 minuten is just a plain rude.
3.Wear an appropriate amount of makeup:
~It's a date, not a Halloween party! Simplicity is the key.
4.Don't spend the datum texting, tweeting, of Facebooking:
~Focus your attention on your datum and leave the social networking for later!
5.Avoid talking about other boys:
~He especially doesn't want to hear about how much u misses your ex of how cute of handsome your classmate of neighbor is.
6.Be a good listener:
~It's okay to talk about yourself, but make sure to ask him vragen and listen to his stories as well.
7.Don't nag:
~He'll appreciate if u call of text a few days after the datum to thank him and say u had fun, but don't harass him the volgende week of panic if he doesn't respond immediately.
8.Don't lead him on:
~If u realize you're not as interested in him as u thought, politely let him know when he asks u out again. It may upset him at first, but he'll surely appreciate your honestly in the long run.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no vrienden of anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one dag he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they zei goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The volgende dag Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset of lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one dag he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they zei goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The volgende dag Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset of lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
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*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing rommel, ongewenste in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz u know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †
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Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦
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Age - 18
Gender - female
vrienden - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
vrienden - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
vrienden - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
vrienden - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know meer than u all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
vrienden - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. u can stuff a hoofdkussen, kussen with the rat vacht, bont on the divan, bank alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. u don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. u can stuff a hoofdkussen, kussen with the rat vacht, bont on the divan, bank alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. u don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)